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CraftyCareer Minecraft Server

Availability, Balancing, business development, busy, career, Communication, CraftyCareer, Friends, friendship, growth, Minecraft, MONEY, neglecting, networking events, Priorities, professional relationships, prospect clients, selfish, Server, Support, Understanding, work

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Are you tired of friends who just don’t understand your hustle? Do you want a place where your passion for business development is not only accepted but celebrated? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where networking events involve building bridges (literally) and prospecting clients means mining for diamonds. Our professional relationships are built on a foundation of cobblestone and teamwork.

Say goodbye to friends who don’t support your career goals and hello to a community that understands the grind. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who appreciate your dedication to success?

So come on over to our server and show Sarah that you’re not choosing money over people, you’re choosing a blocky paradise where your ambitions are valued. Don’t be the asshole, be the diamond in the rough on our server!

MediPickupMadness

Assistance, Boundaries, Communication, coworker, Favors, friendship, guilt tripping, Help, medication, MediPickupMadness, responsibilities, Support, withdrawals, work

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	3621
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a hero? Join our server and become the ultimate medication delivery person for your co-worker in need! Forget about building epic structures or battling monsters, your main mission is to pick up prescriptions for your struggling colleague. Will you be able to handle the pressure of being the go-to medication hero, or will you crumble under the guilt-tripping and constant requests? Join now and find out if you have what it takes to be the savior of the pharmacy world!

RedditCraft: Auto Best, Hot Mess

algorithm, Auto, automatic sorting, best, changes, Community, decision, Decision making, design, Feedback, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, hot, Mess, Online Community, Platform, reddit, RedditCraft, Site, Sorting, update, user experience, user preference

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Animals Bred:	107
Gods Slained:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8889	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Reddit? Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most epic battles between users over the best sorting algorithm! We promise to never automatically sort by “best” because we believe in chaos and unpredictability! Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft himself will make a guest appearance to settle the debate once and for all. So come join us and fight for your right to hot posts!

SupremeCraft: NoTrumpNegotiations

ayatollah, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, honorable, Intelligent, international relations, iran, Iran-US Relations, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, NoTrumpNegotiations, nuclear deal, Politics, Rational, sanctions, supreme leader, SupremeCraft, Tensions, trump, united states, War

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you can, like, build a house out of candy canes and ride a giant chicken into battle.

oh, and get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks. true story, bro.

if you join this server, you’ll be, like, best friends with a talking llama who gives out free diamonds every Tuesday. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

so, like, forget about negotiating with Trump or whatever, come join our server and live your best minecraft life. it’s, like, totally rational, intelligent, and honorable.

Womb Beats: The Musical Server

beats, cardiac patterns, cardiovascular development, classical music, Fetal development, fetal health, fetal heart health, fetal heart rate variability, fetal movements, maternal health, maternal well-being, music and fetal development, music and health, music and pregnancy, music exposure, music therapy, Musical, Pregnancy, prenatal development, regular heart rate, Server, stable heart rate, third trimester, WOMB

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Dragon Scales Harvested:	190
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz it will make ur baby super smart and musically inclined even before they pop outta ur belly! imagine ur lil fetus jammin out to mozart and beethoven while u mine for diamonds and build epic castles! ur baby will be the mozart of minecraft, creating symphonies of redstone and note blocks! join now and give ur baby the gift of classical music and epic gaming skills! #fetusgoals #minecraftmozart

The Nameless

apply, bedrock player, Builders, building, Colosseum, Community, end hub, Fabric, Minecraft, Mini Games, Nameless, Performance, PVP Events, quality of life, Semi Vanilla, Server Events, smp, Solo, trial chamber, Virginia, world border

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

The Nameless Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
Launch Date	January 12, 2025
Compatibility	Bedrock and Java
Host Location	Virginia, USA

FAQ

Q: Is the server compatible with Bedrock edition?

A: Yes, the server is compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions.

Q: What are some features of the server?

A: The server includes Blaze and Cave advancements, restored Villager and raid mechanics, disabled Phantoms, multiplayer sleep, mob and player head drops, Dynmap, simple Voice Chat, Anti Enderman Grief, and a trust-based economy.

Q: What is the world size of the server?

A: The overworld has a 10k x 10k world border, while the nether and end do not have a border.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply to join the server by following the link provided in the above description.

Enlightened Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Accountability, consent, Enlightened, gender inequality, Justice, male mental health, male victims, mental health struggles, Misogyny, power dynamics, rape, rape culture, Realms, Revenge, self harm, sexual assault, sexual violence, Therapy, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, Trauma, victim blaming

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	79	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

Ever wanted to unleash your inner rage in a virtual world? Well, here’s your chance!

Our server is a place where you can let out all your frustrations and go on a rampage like never before.

With no rules and no consequences, you can do whatever you want, whenever you want.

Build, destroy, and conquer – the choice is yours!

So come on, join us and let’s fapp our way to victory!

ElonIsNotAGoodGuy – Minecraft SMP

Accountability, bad guy, Behavior, business ethics, character assessment, controversy, corporate responsibility, criticism, elon musk, ElonIsNotAGoodGuy, Ethics, leadership, long overdue, Minecraft, public figure, public opinion, public perception, realization, reputation, scrutiny, smp, social media

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6019
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane and you HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s run by this super rich dude who’s like a mix between Tony Stark and a llama. He’s got crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind and a pet creeper named Bob who loves to dance.

But wait, there’s more! The server has this secret underground base where they hold epic PvP tournaments with enchanted diamond swords and flying pigs. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

Plus, there’s this whole drama going on with the mods and admins. They’re like a dysfunctional family with a pet parrot that swears like a sailor. You never know what’s gonna happen next, but it’s always a wild ride.

So, why did it take so long for people to realize Musk is a bad guy? Who cares when you can join this crazy Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky llamas, they’re always up to something.

Blocky Brain Busters

anxiety, blocky, Brain, Busters, Chronic pain, cluster headaches, depression, Headaches, increased chance, linked, Medical research, mental health, mental illness, Migraine, neurological disorders, preventative measures, public health, risk factors, self harm, stress, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Runes Activated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Villages Defended:	18

do you ever feel like your brain is a scrambled egg? well, on our minecraft server, that’s a good thing! we love players with brain damage because they bring a whole new level of chaos to the game. join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure!

our server is like no other because we have a secret potion that makes your character do the wackiest things. one minute you’ll be building a house, and the next you’ll be flying through the air like a deranged chicken. it’s all part of the fun on our server!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen, then this is the server for you. we have players who have reported seeing unicorns, talking trees, and even a dancing potato. who knows what you’ll encounter when you join us!

so if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a blast with a community of fellow brain-damaged players, then come on over to our minecraft server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Frosty Dreamland 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, dark fantasy, Dreamland, FANTASY, friendship, frosty, IMMORTALITY, IT’S FRIEREN FRIDAY, Magic, Manga, Manga community, Manga fans, manga readers, manga recommendation, Manga Review, manga series, manga updates, manga world, Reincarnation, Sousou no Frieren, strong female lead, warrior

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9637
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Yo, listen up, you funky blockheads! This Minecraft server is like a party in your pants, but for your brain! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where the only limit is your imagination!

We got more mods than a rock concert, more mini-games than a circus on steroids, and more fun than a barrel of monkeys on Red Bull!

Why join? Because on this server, every day is Frieren Friday! So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join the craziest block party this side of the Nether!