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CraftySuccess Minecraft Server

Author, best sellers, books, Communication, counseling, CraftySuccess, family, finances, Hiding, hobbies, income, joint account, Marriage, Minecraft, novel, pseudonym, Publishing, romance, royalties, separate accounts, Server, success, Wife

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	New Chunks Explored:	123070
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of marriage, finances, and secret pseudonyms. Will you side with the author who struck it rich with a romantasy novel, or the wife who just discovered her husband’s hidden fortune? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive arguments and unexpected plot twists along the way.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real challenge is keeping your personal secrets hidden from your spouse. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of marriage counseling and come out on top? Only time will tell on our server, where every day is a new chapter in the saga of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

CraftyCouple28

accomplishment, acknowledge, ah, Apology, Cash, college graduation, CraftyCouple28, daughter-in-law, DÍL, family, gift, grad school, hurt, justify, Overlook, parents, pride, REWARD, single mother, Son, text

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate individual achievements in the most outrageous ways! Just like this 55-year-old mom who only gave cash to her son for graduating grad school because she raised him as a single mom. But don’t worry, we won’t overlook your accomplishments like she did to her DIL – we’ll throw a virtual party for you and shower you with diamonds! Join us and become part of a family that truly appreciates all your hard work, no matter how crazy it may seem!

AdultingSMP: Taxes & Responsibilities

adulting, AdultingSMP, aging, bills, budgeting, career advancement, Decision making, emotional maturity, financial stress, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, Life skills, mental health, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self-care, social expectations, TAXES, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

OMG guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a magical wonderland on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out relationship advice. It’s like Dr. Phil meets Animal Farm up in here.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to make you scream like a little girl. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and reenact scenes from Shakespeare plays. To be or not to be, that is the question.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

CraftyTortureLand

anxiety, coping mechanisms, CraftyTortureLand, daily torture, depression, emotional wellbeing, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindfulness, self-care, stress, support system, Therapy

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Dimension Hops:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Join our server and escape the daily torture of monotony! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So say goodbye to boring and hello to insanity – join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

WarCrimeCraft Minecraft Server

Brazil, controversial case, criminal investigation, diplomatic incident, foreign relations, global news, government response, human rights violations, international justice, international law, Israeli soldier, justice system, legal implications, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, military personnel, Minecraft, Police investigation, political tensions, Server, vacation, War Crimes, WarCrimeCraft

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchantments Applied:	256
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

so like, this server is the bomb diggity yo. we got crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high shenanigans happening all the time. like, one time, we had a llama riding contest and the winner got a pet dragon. true story bro.

also, we got this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every night. the DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, it’s lit af.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with mutant animals? yeah, you can ride a giant chicken or cuddle with a radioactive sheep. it’s wild, man.

join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. what more could you ask for, amirite?

CraftyUkraineWarz

aggression, ARMS, blinken, Conflict, CraftyUkraineWarz, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, hindsight, international relations, intervention, Invasion, military aid, Preparation, Support, Ukraine, US, War, weapons

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

lol so like, this server is lit af, like we knew what was up before it even happened, we sent arms to Ukraine like 5 months before the conflict started, we were just ahead of the game, ya know? Join our server and be part of the most epic predictions ever made in Minecraft history. Plus, we have unicorns roaming around and diamond armor that makes you invincible. Trust us, you wanna be part of this madness.

Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server

Accidents, awkward, bathroom, bathroom habits, cleanliness, EMBARRASSING, Fingers, fingers in water, Hands, hygiene, INCONVENIENCE, long hands, Minecraft, mishap, personal hygiene, restroom, Server, SIZE, TOILET, toilet water, UNCOMFORTABLE, Water, WIPING

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!

Hot Herbivore Haven

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diets, animal evolution, animal physiology, Animals, digestive challenges, Evolution, Haven, herbivore, herbivore evolution, Herbivores, herbivorous animals, higher body temperatures, hot, land vertebrates, plant based diet, plant-based diets, temperature adaptation, temperature effects, thermal regulation, vertebrate diets, vertebrate evolution

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Dragon Eggs Found:	9689	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where animals with higher body temperatures turn into herbivores, like what even? imagine a cow turning into a rabbit just because it’s too hot, like woah. it’s like a crazy evolution party up in here. we got all the major land vertebrate groups getting their herbivore on, dealing with those plant-based diet struggles like champs. it’s a wild ride, man. so come on over and witness the madness for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll see a lion munching on some grass or a crocodile chomping on a salad. anything is possible in this wacky world of ours.

Crafted Resort!

alliances, armor, battle, Bounty, building, Cosmetics, crafted, dragons, friendship, Fun, gameplay, Join, Kingdoms, Medieval Fantasy, Modded, proximity chat, resort, seasons system, Server, smp, Solo, Staff

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Minecraft Server: Crafted Resort

Overview:

Features	Modded server with Ice and Fire dragons, armor, building items, and cosmetics
Additional Features	Proximity chat, Bounty feature, Kingdoms system
Seasons	Season 1 theme: Medieval Fantasy

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Are there dragons on this server?	Yes, the server includes Ice and Fire dragons for players to interact with.
Is there a Kingdoms system in place?	Yes, players can form teams and apply to create official kingdoms for battles and alliances.
Are solo players allowed on the server?	Yes, there is no rule against staying solo on the server. Players can choose to play alone or join a team.
What is the theme of Season 1?	The theme for Season 1 is Medieval Fantasy, with a different theme for each season.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the following link: Join here

Neon Genesis Raising Project 1.20.6

1.20.6, Affair, comedy, Erotic, Falling, genesis, genre, GIANT, guardian, Jet Alone, Kadokawa Shoten, Manga, Neon, neon genesis evangelion, Osamu Takahashi, Parent, Project, Raising, Raising Project, ROBOT, romance, Romantic, Shinji Ikari, Shounen Ace, spin-off, Tropes, video game, Yui Ikari

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like Neon Genesis Evangelion on steroids? It’s like if Shinji Ikari was raising creepers instead of robots, bro!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate romance comedy spin-off where Shinji deals with all the drama of raising explosive creatures while trying to keep his own life together. It’s like a manga come to life, but with blocks and pickaxes, yo!

Forget about the original Neon Genesis Evangelion, this server is where the real action is at. Get ready for some erotic romantic comedy mixed with giant robotlike things – it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness of raising creepers in a world where falling is just part of the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? It’s gonna be lit!