gtslurps – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

PixelPants Off
not alluring, not appealing, not arousing, not attractive, not captivating, not enticing, NOT HOT, not my thing, not seductive, not sexy, PixelPants, Sexy, turn off, unappealing, unarousing, Unattractive, unsexy, unstimulating
Are you tired of boring old servers that promise excitement but deliver nothing? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat while riding a unicorn. Yes, you heard that right – a potato on a unicorn. It’s the ultimate symbol of absurdity and we guarantee you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Dance Battle Arena, where players must compete in epic dance-offs dressed as their favorite poultry. The winner gets a golden feather crown and bragging rights for eternity.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt and provide endless entertainment, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the wackiest adventure of your life!

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Evil Jenny’s Minecraft Adventure
Adventure, character analysis, consent, consent issues, controversial scenes, controversy, critique, Ethics, Evil, fictional relationships, film analysis, Forrest Gump, Jenny, Jennys, Manipulation, Media portrayal, Minecraft, moral dilemma, movie characters, problematic behavior, questionable behavior, sexual relations, social commentary
come join our minecraft server where jenny from forrest gump is the queen bee, but watch out because she’s evil and will seduce you with her wily ways! who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with jenny and her questionable morals. plus, forrest probably can’t even consent so it’s all kinds of messed up. but hey, at least you’ll never be bored on our server! join now for a wild ride of drama and scandal!

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EggCell Diet Prevents PCOS Inheritance
calories, diet, egg cells, EggCell, Embryos, fertility, Genetic, health, Inheritance, maternal, mother mice, Offspring, passing on, PCOS, polycystic ovary syndrome, Pregnancy, Prevention, prevents, reproductive, research, Traits, Women
join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be passing on is the insane amount of diamonds you’ll be mining! we have magical egg cells that can give your offspring PCOS-like traits, but don’t worry, just eat fewer calories before pregnancy and boom, problem solved! our server is so lit, even the mice are getting in on the action. come on, what are you waiting for? start managing your diet and join us now for the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

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The name of the Minecraft server is “geopolitical server”

building, Community, Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly staff, Geopolitical, Grief Prevention, Minecraft, Minigames, pixel art, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
We have recently created a small community on a geopolitical Minecraft server. At this moment we are few people and we need people to help in the small nation. We need 20 people on the server to be able to go to Japan (our nation). Here is the server link if you are interested: Join Our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the Minecraft server?	You can join by clicking on the provided Discord link and following the instructions there.
What is the goal of the server?	The goal is to build a small nation in Japan and grow our community.
How many people are currently playing on the server?	At the moment, there are only a few players, so we are looking for more people to join.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, there are rules to ensure a positive and respectful gaming environment. You can find the rules on our Discord server.

Mystic Speed Quest 1.20.3
#exciting, 1.20.3, challenge, Chat, Communication, Entertainment, Fast-paced, Fun, Game, guess, guessing game, high speed, Interactive, multiplayer, mystic, nimi, ONLINE, Quest, Quick, SPEED, Thrilling, Word, word game
OMG u gotta join dis server, bro! Chat goes WARP SPEED when Nimi tries to guess a word! It’s like watching a squirrel on crack trying to solve a Rubik’s cube! You’ll be ROFLing so hard, your neighbors will think you’re having a stroke! Join now for a wild ride of confusion and hilarity!

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BreakupCraft Minecraft Server
AITAH, Breakup, BreakupCraft, burger, cheer up, Emotional support, entrepreneur, Family Support, focus on college, joy, Minecraft, mom, Niece, Sephora, Server, sister, special day, spoiled, squishmallow, Surprise, teenage breakup, thoughtful gesture
Looking for a server that will bring you as much joy as a Sephora shopping spree and a delicious burger? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we promise to spoil you like never before.
Our server is the perfect place to forget about your breakup woes and focus on having a great time. We’ll shower you with gifts like Squishmallows and all the virtual Sephora makeup you could ever dream of.
Don’t listen to the haters who say you should focus on college and being successful. Who needs that when you can join our server and live your best virtual life? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let us spoil you rotten!

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CraftyDisGimp
anniversary, bullying, Communication, CraftyDisGimp, disability, Empathy, friendship, Gratitude, Grief, heart defect, high school, Honesty, judgment, Kindness, moral dilemma, personal values, relationships, scoliosis, Selfishness, shame, social dynamics
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Then join our server for a wild and crazy time like no other!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you. Or how about riding a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Only on our server will you experience these wacky adventures!
But that’s not all – we have a special event every week where players can compete in a potato sack race while being chased by a giant chicken. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even encounter a disabled player who will steal your heart despite their scoliocis and heart defect. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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Free2Commodify – Minecraft SMP
business models, Commodifying, Competitive advantage, consumer behavior, digital economy, digital transformation, DiSRuPtiON, free, Free2Commodify, innovation, market saturation, market trends, Minecraft, monetization, pricing strategies, profit margins, revenue streams, smp, subscription services, tech companies, Technology, user data, value proposition
Bruh, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and shenanigans! So basically, this server is like if Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory had a baby with the Avengers, but in Minecraft form. Like, you can build your own base and fight off creepers and stuff, but also there’s this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. And get this, the main currency on the server is not diamonds or emeralds, but memes! Yeah, you heard me right, memes! So if you wanna join this wacky adventure and become the meme king of the server, come on down and join us for some epic LOLs and epic fails. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe this server isn’t for you. But seriously, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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UglyButLovelyCraft
beauty standards, body positivity, embracing flaws, Individuality, inner beauty, nonconformity, personal style, self appreciation, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-image, self-perception, UglyButLovelyCraft, unconventional beauty, Unique Features
Are you tired of conforming to society’s ridiculous beauty standards? Do you embrace your uniqueness and individuality? Then you’ll fit right in on our Minecraft server! Our server is a safe haven for all the misfits and rebels who dare to defy the norm.
Join us and show off your unconventional features that others may consider “unattractive.” Maybe you have a big nose that can sniff out diamonds from miles away, or perhaps your asymmetrical eyes give you a special ability to spot hidden treasure chests. Whatever it may be, we celebrate all the quirks and imperfections that make you stand out from the crowd.
So come on over and let your freak flag fly high on our server! Who needs society’s beauty standards when you can be a Minecraft superstar with your own unique flair? Join us now and let your inner weirdo shine!

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PutinCraft2020
authoritarianism, controversial statements, current events, Democracy, dictator, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, news headlines, Politics, power dynamics, putin, PutinCraft2020, refusal to label, russia, trump, united states, world leaders
come join our epic minecraft server where trump and putin are bffs and build giant statues of each other out of diamond blocks. trump even refuses to label putin a dictator because they play minecraft together and have epic pvp battles. join now to witness the most insane political minecraft server ever created, where anything is possible and the memes never stop. build your own white house made out of obsidian and rule over your own minecraft country with an iron fist. who needs real politics when you can have virtual chaos on our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

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