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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 5433 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 10 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 291 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of being a lonely incel! Are you tired of being told to “man up” and start a family? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build your own virtual family with blocky characters who will never judge you for being a forever alone.
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