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Yuri’s Blocky Adventures: Where Even Creepers are More Enjoyable Than Yuri

Adventures, blocky, CREEPERS, Enjoyable, fall in love, MahoAko, wfm, wretched fate, YuRi, Yuri protagonists, Yuris

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of falling in love with Yuri protagonists in every game you play? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of love-struck anime characters!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about those pesky Yuri protagonists. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potion on the server that can cure you of your love woes once and for all.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to a world of blocky fun!

The Blocky Incest Palace

adult content, Archive, blocky, Erotica, family, FANTASY, forbidden love, greentext, hot, Incest, kink, OC, Older stories, Palace, Roleplay, Screencaps, sexual adventures, Stories, taboo, taboo relationships, Thread, Wincest

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family tree? Look no further! Join us for some wincest fun where sharing your hot family members is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Share your craziest stories of sexual adventures with your relatives and don’t forget to include those juicy screencaps for extra points. Our archive is filled with older stories that will make you question your family dynamics in a whole new way. So come on in and join the fun, because on this server, incest is wincest!

Crafty Confusion: Pick a Side, Any Side!

activism, Allegiance, Civil unrest, Conflict, confusion, Crafty, debate, Democracy, Division, Government, loyalty, national identity, nationalism, opposition, partisanship, patriotism, Pick, polarization, political divide, Politics, protest, Side, Social Issues, society

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3569
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mines Excavated:	1064
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old factions and alliances in your country? Join our Minecraft server and choose a side like never before! Will you be on Team Llama, fighting for justice and fluffy cuteness? Or will you join Team Chicken, known for their strategic egg attacks and clucking battle cries? The fate of the virtual world is in your hands – choose wisely! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual hay or eggs, depending on which side you’re on. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the epic llama-chicken war begin!

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘How Many Can They Kill Together?’

battle, blocky, body count, collaboration, Crime Scene, CRIMINAL MINDS, dangerous duo, dark fantasy, deadly pair, death toll, Homicide, how many, hypothetical scenario, kill, murder, Royale.., sinister plot, speculation, teamwork, think.., Thriller, together, violence

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	188
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	291
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic battle between a team of killer bunnies and an army of evil llamas! How many do you think they could kill together? Will the bunnies hop their way to victory or will the llamas spit their way to dominance? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! But beware, you may never look at bunnies and llamas the same way again!

YeetCraft: Saving the World, One Creeper at a Time

Civilization, creeper, critical, culture, Defense, heritage, Hero, historical, Impact, IMPORTANCE, influential, Legacy, preservation, Protection, saves, saves Western civilization, SAVING, Significance, society, Time, tradition, VALUES, Western civilization, world, YeetCraft

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	6350
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Animals Bred:	153
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Enchantments Applied:	242	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Void Armor Forged:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that do nothing for Western civilisation? Look no further, because our server not only saves Western civilisation, but also throws it a killer party every Saturday night! Join us as we battle evil mobs and build epic structures to protect our precious civilisation. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so important? Join now and be a hero for Western civilisation (and get free pizza every Friday)!

MomCraft: Where Creepers are the least of your worries! Join now for a wild parenting adventure!

Adventure, becoming, big, CREEPERS, dream family, Excited, family, family life, Future, Hope, Join, man, MomCraft, Mother, Motherhood, motherly instincts, Nice, parenting, Slowly, traditional family, traditional roles, traditional values, tradtional, tradwife, urge, Wild, worries

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Towns Built:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane activities? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner tradwife dreams!

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft man to start a family with. Build your dream house, tend to your virtual children, and live out your tradwife fantasies in a pixelated world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have it all in Minecraft?

So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate tradwife in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoegirlsCraft: Where every block comes with a side of kawaii!

Anime, Anime Community, anime fandom, Anime girl, anime girl’s, BLOCK, cute, Japanese culture, Kawaii, kawaii girl, Manga, moe, moe aesthetic, moe art, moe character, moe style, moegirl, MoegirlsCraft, Otaku, otaku culture, Side, waifu, waifu material

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	4945
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	275
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server takes things to a whole new level!

Join us and you’ll have to attach a moegirl to each post you make – that’s right, every single post! But don’t worry, these moegirls aren’t your average Minecraft companions. They have special powers like shooting rainbows out of their eyes and summoning unicorns to ride around on.

And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players can hope to tame it. But if you succeed, you’ll have the coolest pet in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the moegirls to steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds too)!

Thatcher’s F*cked Up Meeting Room Minecraft Server

enter, FCKED, fuck, funny names, google meet, ksh-wkpq-rbx, Meet, Meeting, Minecraft, room, Server, thatcher, Thatchers

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8640
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Votes:	6819	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, build a house made entirely out of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas while shooting fireballs out of your hands. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, put on your silliest skin, and join us at our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it! See you there, silly Steve and goofy Alex!

Crafty Slavs: Minecraft Server for Colorful Shenanigans!

accident, black people, Colorful, controversial statement, Crafty, Cultural awareness, cultural comparison, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, Minecraft, Political Correctness, prejudice, race relations, racial profiling, racism, Russian, Server, Shenanigans, slavs, social commentary, social justice, Stereotypes, wrong color

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragons Tamed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested nightclub! Join us and experience the craziest adventures in blocky land.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Russian players accidentally stumbled upon our server and thought they were black people with the wrong color. They were so confused but ended up having the time of their lives building giant vodka bottles and dancing to techno music in their pixelated tracksuits.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for unsuspecting players to prank. He once stole someone’s diamond pickaxe and replaced it with a potato. Classic Bigfoot move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, Russian is like black people but wrong color by accident. Don’t ask questions, just come play!

CraftyCreeperz: The Final Fantasy Minecraft Server

Adventure, Boss Battles, Character customization, CraftyCreeperz, Dungeons, endgame content, exciting gameplay, Exploration, FANTASY, FFXIV, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Gaming Community, In-game Events, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, online gaming, patch updates, player community, role-playing game, Server, Square Enix, Story-Driven

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Zombie Dances:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of mischievous Minecraft players decided to create a server where anything goes. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? Why not! This server is a place where your wildest and weirdest Minecraft dreams can come true.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server. If you can find it, you’ll be treated to the most epic dance-off of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even win a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us and see what kind of madness awaits you!