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Honkai Star Rail General – Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4832	Dimension Hops:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	291
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying aureus shots, lupine rues, and Feixiao trailers that are nothing to laugh at. Our Myriad Celestia trailer will have you shooting arrows at the stars in no time!

But wait, there’s more! We have animated shorts that will have you taking it easy while watching, and character banners featuring Feixiao, Kafka, Black Swan, Robin, Moze, Asta, and Luka. Plus, our light cone banners will have you venturing forth to hunt, practicing patience with Nihility, and reminiscing with Reforged Remembrance.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have redeemable codes that will give you access to exclusive items and gear. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

The Matrix Movie Ends Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we’ve recreated The Matrix in blocky form! But here’s the twist – Neo isn’t just dodging bullets and flying around, he’s basically a Minecraft god! Imagine building your own Matrix world where you can bend reality to your will.

Join us for epic battles against Agent Smith (who’s actually just a creeper in a suit) and explore the endless possibilities of a world where anything is possible. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Neo in a build battle, you’ll be granted the power to control time itself in the Matrix.

So grab your pickaxe, hop into the Matrix, and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a few glitches along the way. See you in the Matrix, Minecraft style!

Dr. Creeper’s Clinic

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7210
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	730
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Holy Grails Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old doctors giving you the same old medical advice? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the doctors are anything but professional! Our doctors will diagnose you with a case of “diamond deficiency” and prescribe you with a daily dose of mining and crafting to cure what ails you. Forget about boring check-ups, here you’ll be treated to a virtual world of pixelated fun and wacky medical advice. So come on over and let our doctors give you a dose of laughter and adventure!

Zelenskiy’s Victory Plan Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Ores Mined:	1161	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3399

so, like, ukraine’s zelenskiy is all like “yo, we got this victory plan ready, bros” and you gotta join our minecraft server to be part of the epic victory plan, like, we gonna conquer all the mobs and build the biggest, baddest base ever, it’s gonna be lit af. plus, zelenskiy said if you join our server, you get a free unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its butt, like, how cool is that? so come join us and be part of the most epic victory plan in minecraft history, it’s gonna be wild, bros.

Putin’s Break Time Bonanza

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where vladimir putin himself wants u to have SEX on work breaks to increase birth rate!! 😂🤣🔥🚀 we got crazy builds, wild adventures, and non-stop fun! join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft community ever! 🤪👾💥🎮 #putinminecraftserver #sexonworkbreaks #crazyadventures

Bookworms vs. Tweetstorms

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dimension Hops:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Buildings Constructed:	18

so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just want a place to chill and build ur epic castle without all the drama? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like the land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies.

we got this one dude who built a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit, and another player who made a house entirely out of diamonds. like, who even does that? only on this server, my friend.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of chickens who run the economy? yeah, they trade eggs for diamonds and have their own little chicken parliament. it’s wild, man.

so if u wanna join the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, come on over. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every friday. like, who doesn’t love free cake?

Nose Tissue Brain Base – Minecraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Mineshafts Explored:	3

So, like, you ever wonder what’s really in your brain, dude? Well, this server will blow your mind – literally! We have so much fun stuff going on, you won’t even remember what reality is anymore. Join us and explore the depths of your brain tissue, where you might just find some microplastics chilling out. Who needs diamonds when you can have plastic in your brain, am I right? So come on over and let’s get weird together. Your nose will thank you.

LSBLISS

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7915
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Welcome to LSBliss Network!

Dive into a world where adventure meets serenity with our unique blend of Lifesteal, Skyblock, and Blissful gameplay. On LSBliss Network, we combine the thrill of Lifesteal—a game mode where every battle enhances your survival chances—with the creative freedom of Skyblock, letting you build your ultimate floating paradise from scratch.

Experience the ultimate balance between intense PvP action and peaceful island crafting. In Lifesteal mode, every combat encounter makes your island life more rewarding, while Skyblock gives you the tools to create your dream world in the sky. Our Blissful environment ensures that every moment is enjoyable, with a focus on community and fun.

Join us and discover the perfect mix of challenge and relaxation in a server where your adventure never stops and your creativity knows no bounds. Welcome to LSBliss Network—where every day is a new journey!

play.lsbliss.net:25574

Reign Craft

custom enchantments, Custom Items, Economy, in-game purchases, Jobs, Minecraft, no p2w, Player Shops, PvP, Reign Craft, Survival, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mines Excavated:	3158	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Crops Grown:	2525	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Survival Server currently only white listed. Jobs, economy, player shops, custom items, custom enchantments, and more! No P2W mechanics. Anything purchased will be obtainable in game!

runaet.aleforge.net:25624

Noobville Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8010	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Crops Grown:	1383
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5543
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old real life where you have to worry about things like building a capital to live for cheap abroad? Well, say goodbye to adulting and hello to our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of endless possibilities and no responsibilities!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about pesky things like bills or taxes again. Instead, you can spend your days building epic castles, battling dragons, and befriending talking animals (yes, they do exist in our world).

And who needs to live abroad when you can travel to different dimensions and explore mystical lands right from the comfort of your own computer screen? Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than you ever dreamed possible (spoiler alert: it’s not just diamonds).

So why waste your time building a capital when you could be building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life!