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Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, military operation, Minecraft, Politics, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surprise, Tension, Ukraine, unexpected turn of events

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9080
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.

CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

2022, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crisis, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, International, Invasion, Losses, LostInUkraine, Military, Military operations, russia, Russian army, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	994469
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Edition, geriatric, ParoxCraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7986
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
New Chunks Explored:	43317	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

SisDopingCraft SMP

anti-doping code, Cheating, China, Competitive advantage, Doping, doping allegations, doping scandal, drug testing, international sports, Olympic athletes, performance-enhancing drugs, Reuters, SisDopingCraft, sisters, smp, sports ethics, sports integrity, sports news, usada, USADA scheme, WADA, WADA statement

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	2960	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft2021

adoption, attention seeking, best people, bio sister, Bridesmaid, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, inclusion, Jealousy, man of honor, Resentment, sibling dynamics, sister, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s family, we have our fair share of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands.

Join our server and experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like Freya always wants to be. But beware, if you don’t cater to her demands, she might just bring up that one time you didn’t chase away her ex-boyfriend in front of everyone.

Forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family dynamics and dealing with clingy, spoiled siblings. Will you be the favorite child or will you be accused of favoritism just like the OP?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate family drama Minecraft has to offer. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have siblings like these? Join now and prove to your parents that you care less for your adopted sibling – just kidding, please don’t do that.

BabyVillagerMom Minecraft SMP

BabyVillagerMom, body changes, career impact, childcare responsibilities, communication challenges, emotional labor, family dynamics, financial strain, Guilt, identity shift, lack of support, Long-term impact, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal sacrifices, relationship strain, self-care, sleep deprivation, smp, social isolation, societal expectations, Time management

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joys of virtual parenthood! That’s right, in our server, you can adopt a blocky baby and raise them to be a strong, independent player. Watch as they learn to mine, craft, and fight off creepers with their tiny little swords. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the adorable pitter-patter of tiny block feet running around your virtual home?

But be warned, parenting in Minecraft isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Your little ones might rebel and start griefing your builds, or they might get lost in the Nether and need you to come to their rescue. And let’s not even get started on the diaper changes… (just kidding, there are no diapers in Minecraft).

So if you’re ready for the ultimate challenge of virtual parenting, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to raise a blocky baby to be a Minecraft master!

CreepinCraft: Embarrassing Moments

awkward, awkward moment, blunder, CreepinCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, INTIMATE, laughable, mishap, mistake, moment, MOMENTS, Oops, Personal, sex, Story, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!

Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!

Blocky Bananza Minecraft Server

authoritarian regime, Bananza, blocky, Capital Punishment, current events, death penalty, executions, extremism, global affairs, human rights abuses, human rights violations, international news, iran, Islamic Republic, Killing Spree, mass executions, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, political repression, Server, state-sanctioned violence, violence, world news

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9232
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting executed is your boring old survival world! we got mass executions happening left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. 36 players executed in the last 24 hours alone, talk about a kill streak!

join us for some killer pvp action, where you can take out your enemies in style. watch out for the islamic republic, they’re on a rampage and ready to take down anyone in their path. but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of weapons and armor to help you survive the chaos.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you can survive the ultimate killing spree. who knows, you might just come out on top as the last player standing. see you on the battlefield, and remember, it’s all just a game…or is it?

CraftyCommiesMC

Abuse, Accountability, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Detainees, eastern europe, Geneva Convention, HUMAN RIGHTS, inhumane treatment, international law, investigation, Justice, Military, PoWs, prisoners of war, russia, torture, UKRAINIAN, UN Monitor, VIOLATION, War Crimes

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8511
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Enchantments Applied:	146
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	3073
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Farms Harvested:	416
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

so like, if u wanna escape the craziness of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows and llamas that can fly. also, did u know that our server is the only place where u can find a secret portal to a dimension where u can ride on giant chickens? true story bro. and if u join now, u can help us fight off the evil russian torturers who are trying to take over the server. together, we can save the ukrainian POWs and bring peace to the land of minecraft. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s kick some russian butt!