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Yeah you Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	6326
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Join us and help them achieve their feathered dreams!

2. We have a hidden dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to shoot lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

3. Our community is made up of wizards, unicorns, and sentient blocks of cheese. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more explosions.

4. The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a stack of pancakes. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PrincipledPlaysMC SMP

Accountability, Authenticity, Beliefs, compassion, Consistency, core principles, determination, Empathy, Ethics, Gratitude, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, loyalty, perseverance, PrincipledPlaysMC, resilience, Respect, self-discipline, smp, VALUES

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We believe in the core principle of chaos and mayhem, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. From spontaneous mob invasions to secret underground societies, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server – or at the very least, you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

Oops2Epic

biggest mistake, growth from mistake, learning experience, mistake turned advantage, mistake turned benefit, mistake turned blessing, mistake turned blessing in disguise, mistake turned fortune, mistake turned happy ending, mistake turned lesson, mistake turned luck, mistake turned opportunity, mistake turned positive, mistake turned positive outcome, mistake turned serendipity, mistake turned success, Oops2Epic, positive outcome, silver lining, turned out alright, unexpected outcome

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1856
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Votes:	3885
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Have you ever accidentally deleted your entire Minecraft world only to discover a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot? Well, that’s basically what joining our server feels like!

Our server is like a magical land where every wrong turn leads to a hidden treasure chest or a secret portal to a new dimension. You never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner!

So if you’re ready to turn your biggest Minecraft mishaps into epic wins, come join us and see where the chaos takes you. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a legendary unicorn mount or a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Autism Brain Blocks Server

autism, Autism Spectrum Disorder, blocks, Brain, brain development, brain structure, children, cognitive differences, density, developmental disorders, Differences, Medical research, neurodevelopment, neurodiversity, neuroimaging, neurological differences, neurology, neurons, sensory processing, Server, social communication, study, University of Rochester Medical Center

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF BORING MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT NEURONS! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, NEURONS! OUR SERVER IS LIT WITH NEURONS THAT WILL MAKE UR BRAIN GO WILD!

WE GOT AUTISM NEURONS, REGULAR NEURONS, ALL KINDS OF NEURONS! U WILL FEEL LIKE A GENIUS AFTER PLAYING ON OUR SERVER!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET THOSE NEURONS DO THEIR THING! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? #NEURONPARTY #BESTSERVEREVER

Ha Ha Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Beating, Behavior, BTFO, children, controversial, culture, discipline, discipline tactics, funny, haha, humor, Kids, libs, Minecraft, parenting, Parenting styles, Political, Server, Social Issues, society, violence

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6085
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of zombie children (don’t worry, they’re just pixelated!) and show those pesky liberals who’s boss! Our server is so wild, even Americans can’t handle the craziness! So come on and join us for a truly outrageous gaming experience!

SMP Minecraft – Evil Ashkenazi Kike Slayer

Abuse Allegations, accusations, Ashkenazi, BDSM, child abuse, church scandal, domestic violence, Doxxing, Evil, family drama, interviews, Kike, mental institution, Minecraft, Pastor, preacher friends, slayer, smp, steven anderson, torture sex, youtube videos

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server where Steven Anderson has been committed to a virtual mental institution for “24 hours” according to his Facebook status! But that’s not all, folks! Witness the drama unfold as all 4 of his adult children have been kicked out of his virtual “church” and Steven beats his virtual wife with an ELECTRICAL CORD! Talk about electrifying gameplay!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of serious virtual child abuse, including hitting small virtual children in the head and smacking virtual babies! And let’s not forget about the sexual perversion of BDSM, or as we like to call it, “torture sex” in the virtual world! Find ANAL BEADS scattered around the virtual house for an added challenge!

Join now and witness the chaos as Steven refuses to step down as the virtual Pastor and faces backlash from his virtual preacher friends! Watch as his own virtual mother and brother side with the virtual children and get ready for some intense virtual interviews that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat!

Don’t miss out on this insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen! Join now for a rollercoaster of virtual drama and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!

BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, autism, BabyBumpCraft, brain damage, child abuse, consequences, CPS, dirty diapers, failure as a parent, family conflict, family drama, Hoarding, intervention, lazy eye, legal action, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, Police, Pregnancy, Server, Siblings, tantrums

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dodging dirty diapers and broken toys while trying to survive in a hoarder’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

NewMomNoGoZone

#venting, accommodations, Apology, baby, cluttered, contamination attack, family, fear of germs, germaphobe, Help, insensitive, LEAVING, maternity leave, messy house, misunderstanding, new mom, NewMomNoGoZone, refusing, selfish, sister, Thanksgiving

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! If you’re tired of messy houses and unswept floors, then this is the server for you. Our server is so clean, even the pixels sparkle!

Join us for some virtual germaphobe-friendly fun, where you can build your dream house without a speck of dirt in sight. No dirty toilets or unswept floors here, only pristine blocks waiting for your creative touch.

Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come hang out with us and escape to a world where everything is spotless and organized. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a clean and tidy virtual world to explore?

So come on over to our server and leave your contamination attacks at the door. We promise you won’t find a single dirty dish or unmade bed in sight. Join us now and experience the cleanest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

BestDeciMinecraftSMP

best decision, BestDeciMinecraftSMP, career path, decision making process, education, fulfillment, future planning, goal-setting, Happiness, life choices, life lessons, life-changing choices, personal growth, positive outcomes, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-confidence, success

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that was so fast, it actually launched them into space! True story. And another time, someone found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake?). Plus, we have regular events like llama races and chicken jousting. So, if you want to experience the most epic, craziest, and downright wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life, then joining our SMP is definitely the best decision you’ll ever make. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5822
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you! Our server is the best kept secret on the Internet, and for good reason.

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Our server is so top secret, even Herobrine doesn’t know about it!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Llama Lava Jousting” and “Zombie Disco Party” that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community on the Internet. Just don’t tell anyone – it’s a secret, remember?