gtquotAsh Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GrannyCraftCareWars

care options, coldness, dna testing, emotional attachment, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, family estrangement, family history, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, foster care, foster family, GrannyCraftCareWars, legal responsibilities, maternal grandparents, Parental Responsibility, relationship boundaries, Shaming, sibling bonds, sibling relationships

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Dimension Hops:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	709747
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1195

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as your parents’ divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you question your own family dynamics.

Why should you join? Well, just like how DNA tests revealed family secrets in the real world, our server will reveal secrets and scandals that will leave you shooketh. Who knows, you might even discover a long-lost sibling or two!

Don’t want the responsibility of raising a virtual child on our server? No worries, we’ve got you covered. Just like how OP refused to take care of their mom’s love child, you can also avoid any unwanted familial obligations in our virtual world.

So, come join us and experience the thrill of family drama without any of the real-life consequences. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? Remember, family is optional, but fun is guaranteed on our server!

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Analysis, army chief, Capture, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, estimates, Geopolitical, Invasion, long term, Loss, Military, Minecraft, Regions, resistance, russia, Server, strategy, Troops, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, War

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

lol join this server or russia will come for u like they want ukraine!!! we got epic battles and wars that will make ur head spin like a crazy chicken!!! u gotta join now or u will be stuck in a bunker for 5 years with no snacks!!! our army chief is a pro at minecraft so u know u gonna have a good time!!! come join the chaos and let’s take down russia together, one block at a time!!! #minecraftwarriors #russiabeware #joinorbedoomed

DragonCraft: Klan-Free Zone

advising, discrimination, DragonCraft, extremism, extremist ideology, far right, Former Ku Klux Klan, grand dragon, Groups, hate crimes, hate group, Hate Speech, irish, KlanFree, nationalist, political extremism, racism, radical right, radicalization, supremacist, White Supremacy, Xenophobia, Zone

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Love Letters Sent:	15

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like totally cray cray? well, guess what, this server is so wild that even the former grand dragon of the Ku Klux Klan is like, advising some far-right groups in Ireland. like, what even is happening, right?

but don’t worry, this server is all about peace and love and building stuff with blocks. like, who cares about all that real world drama when u can just chill and mine for diamonds, amirite? plus, the grand dragon dude is probs just here for the sick PvP battles and building competitions.

so, like, if u wanna join a server that’s got it all – drama, excitement, and a touch of insanity – then this is the place for u. come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, because why not? it’s minecraft, baby!

PandaCraft: Survival of the Cutest

adaptation, Animal Behavior, Biodiversity, conservation, cuteness, CUTEST, ecology, Endangered species, Environmental Science, Evolution, evolution theory, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, natural selection, Nature, PandaCraft, Pandas, Survival, Traits, wildlife, wildlife conservation, zoology

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

so, like, this server is, like, the cutest place ever, man. we got pandas everywhere, just chillin and bein adorable. like, they’re so cute that you’ll wanna hug your screen, bro.

and get this, the pandas on this server are, like, super smart. they’ve, like, evolved their cuteness to, like, survive and stuff. they can, like, build houses and mine for diamonds. it’s, like, crazy, man.

plus, we got this one panda named bob. he’s, like, the leader of the pandas and he’s, like, a total boss. he’s got this epic backstory where he, like, saved the entire server from a zombie apocalypse. it was, like, intense, bro.

so, if you wanna hang out with some cute, smart pandas and hear epic stories about bob the panda hero, then, like, join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

TestosteroneCraft: Narcissistic Realms

2D:4D finger length ratios, Adulthood, Behavior, biological basis, Development, estrogen, gender differences, Gender Identity, hormones, human biology, narcissism, Narcissistic, narcissistic traits, new findings, personality traits, prenatal exposure, Psychology, Realms, research, Scientific evidence, study, TESTOSTERONE, TestosteroneCraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

so like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, if you wanna join a server that will make you feel like a total narcissist, this is the place for you.

we did some research, like, real scientific stuff, and found out that playing on our server can totally boost your testosterone and estrogen levels. and like, that means you’ll become the most narcissistic player in all of Minecraft.

imagine strutting around the server, flexing your virtual muscles and showing off your epic builds. everyone will be like, “wow, that player is so full of themselves, but in a totally awesome way.”

so, if you wanna be the biggest narcissist in the Minecraft universe, join our server now. trust us, it’s gonna be a totally ego-boosting experience.

Arkanos

24/7, Anarchy, ArkanosMC, BUILD, Casino, chance, Community, Economy, Experience, Explore, Factions, games, Gaming, KitPvP, Minecraft, Mines, Possibilities, Prizes, PvP, Resource, Staff, Survival, Thrive, Treasures, Vanilla, vibrant, world

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7600
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Love Letters Sent:	14
Star Shards Collected:	294	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	442
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to ArkanosMC, the best Minecraft server!

At ArkanosMC, we pride ourselves on offering an unrivaled gaming experience with a 24/7 staff available to assist you at all times. Our server features a variety of exciting game modes and activities, including:

– **Survival**: Enjoy an authentic survival experience, where you can build, explore and thrive in a vibrant world full of possibilities. – **Casino**: Try your luck at our casino, where you can win great prizes and have fun with games of chance. – **Mines**: Explore our resource-rich mines and discover hidden treasures as you delve deep beneath the earth.

And that’s not all! At ArkanosMC, we’re always adding new features and events to keep things exciting. Join our community and experience the best Minecraft experience. We look forward to seeing you at ArkanosMC!

arkanosmc.xyz:30005

CrusaderKings Craft (Coming Soon)

Arabia, battle, Battles, Castles, ck3, Conquestreforged, crusaders, devs, DYNASTY, Europe, Farms, Geopolitical, historical, historical armour, Knights, Manor Lords, Medieval, Middleages, naval battles, North Africa, Other, release date, rp, Ships, siege weapons, Siegeweapons, Staff, Towns, warrior, Warriors

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Void Gems Collected:	35	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

CrusaderKings Craft is a Historical themed medieval soft RP Geopolitical server played on a 1:100 Europe North Africa and Arabia map it is very much like a mixture of Manor Lords and CK3 allowing you to build towns farms and castles but also having a large nation on the map with a ruler and their dynasty ruling it you can also overthrow a ruler and install a new one from a new dynasty the server will also have epic battles with Knights and Warriors clashing on the Battlefield or you can have epic naval battles with ships clashing in open seas. The server has everything from siege weapons to ships and even historical armour.

We plan to improve the server each season to do this we need more Devs and Staff so feel free to apply for these

The server is not yet out and will be released soon

CrusaderKings.mc.gg:51

Wok n’ Pho Minecraft Server

Asian cuisine, Chinese, Chinese food, cuisine, Culinary, Cultural, Dining, Discriminatory, ethnic, ethnicity, exclusion, exclusionary, Food, Minecraft, ownership, pho.., Preference, profit, Restaurant, Server, stereotype, Vietnamese, Vietnamese food, wok

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136

Are you tired of those “h*ngarian” (jewish) restaurant owners making a profit off of your hunger? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place you need to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Chinese and Vietnamese cuisine-inspired builds, where you can feast on virtual delicacies while avoiding those sneaky “h*ngarian” (jewish) owners trying to steal your hunger satisfaction.

With epic quests to find the rarest ingredients and secret recipes, you’ll never want to leave this culinary paradise. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and say goodbye to those pesky “h*ngarian” (jewish) restaurant owners once and for all!

“CraftyCringe SMP” – Minecraft SMP

awkward streamer, CraftyCringe, cringe, cringe compilation, cringe content, cringe culture, cringe fest, cringe fest compilation, cringe fest Frenchs, cringe fest moments, cringe fest streamer, cringe humor, cringe moments, cringe reaction, cringe-worthy, Frenchs, Frenchs brand, ill start, Minecraft, smp, starting a stream, Streamer, streaming

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of watching cringey streamers who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have Frenchs, who once built an entire castle made out of cheese just because he was feeling a bit cheesy that day. Join us for wacky adventures, epic builds, and the occasional dance party on top of a giant cake made of diamonds. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this madness!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

acquired health issues, adoption, antibody therapy, Apology, Boundaries, Cancer, chemotherapy, Communication, comparison, congenital health issues, consanguine marriage, CousinClash, family dynamics, health issues, immunodeficiency, immunoglobulin therapy, incestuous marriage, Leukemia, medication, Minecraft, Server, Support

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a family tree with more branches than a forest? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it makes the drama between Sam’s family look like a walk in the park.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through twisted relationships and outrageous stories. From consanguine marriages to crazy health issues, our server has it all. And hey, at least you don’t have to deal with Cancer like poor Val, am I right?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity. Who needs chemo when you can battle it out in the virtual world instead? Join now and let the madness begin!