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WTF League Minecraft Server

Cardiff, Competition, confusion, format, gameplay, League, match, match-up, Minecraft, perplexing, Rugby, rules, rules clarification, Server, South African Bulls, sports, strategy, structure, Teams, Tournament, Understanding, WTF

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Farms Harvested:	657	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we have Cardiff facing off against the South African Bulls in epic battles of blocky proportions! Watch as the Bulls charge through the virtual fields while Cardiff tries to defend their turf with pixelated swords and shields. Who will come out victorious in this outrageous showdown? Join now to find out and experience the madness for yourself! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a flying pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server around!

DreamJobCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Army, Commute, depression, DreamJobCraft, dreams, family, federal law enforcement, Happiness, husband’s dream job, Investigator, Marriage, marriage priorities, maternity leave, Military, Minecraft, Moving, newborn, police officer, Pregnancy, regret, Server, Support

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Crops Grown:	3429
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more stable than this woman’s marriage? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like this poor woman’s life!

With more moves than a game of musical chairs, you’ll never get bored on our server. From army bases to police departments to federal investigator jobs, we’ve got it all. And just like this woman’s husband, you’ll be constantly changing your mind about where you want to be!

Experience the thrill of uncertainty as you navigate through different phases of life, just like this woman did during her pregnancy. Will you regret your decisions? Will you feel alone and depressed? Only time will tell on our server!

So why wait? Join now and start your own adventure filled with unexpected plot twists and emotional rollercoasters. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and drama at every turn?

AnniversaryGoneWrong

anniversary, anniversary celebration, anniversary date, anniversary gift, anniversary memory, anniversary tradition, AnniversaryGoneWrong, Communication, compassion, Disappointment, emotional, Empathy, forgetting, Guilt, love, police officer, Reassurance, relationship, Support, traumatic experience, Understanding

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate dating anniversaries like it’s the end of the world! Join us for a wild ride filled with rose petals, snacks, and favorite movies lined up for you at every corner.

But beware, our police officer players might forget an anniversary or two due to traumatic work experiences. Don’t worry though, they’ll make it up to you with heartfelt apologies and emotional breakdowns.

So come on and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and guilt trips, because who needs a peaceful gaming experience when you can have drama and tears instead? Join now and ask yourself, “Am I the asshole for bringing up forgotten anniversaries?”

GymnastGoneVapeGod

athlete, captain, Competition, consequences, controversy, discipline, discipline issues, GymnastGoneVapeGod, Gymnastics, Japan, Japanese culture, Olympic, rules violation, sent home, smoking, sports, Sportsmanship, suspension, TEAM, Tokyo 2020, Tokyo Olympics

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	229	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have olympic gymnasts smoking weed and doing backflips while building giant pixel art of their faces. it’s a wild ride of athleticism and relaxation, just like the real olympics but with more explosions and lava traps. join now and see if you can out-smoke the gymnasts and become the true champion of the server!

ApologyCraft

Apology, ApologyCraft, Communication, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution in communication, conflict resolution in relationships, conflict resolution skills, conflict resolution strategies, conflict resolution techniques, forgiveness, interpersonal conflict, Peacekeeping, relationships, resolving arguments, resolving conflicts, resolving disagreements, resolving disputes, resolving issues, resolving misunderstandings, saying sorry

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	897759
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Crops Grown:	2796

so like, u kno this server? it’s like the best thing since sliced bread. u gotta join cuz like, we have magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna see that? plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. it’s like a freakin’ fairytale up in here. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons drop sick beats? yeah, u heard me right. so come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. just remember, if u mess up, just say “I’m sorry” and everything will be cool.

InkCraft: Bacteria Edition

Bacteria, bacterial contamination, cosmetic safety, dangerous bacteria, Edition, health risks, ink contamination, ink quality control, ink sterilization, InkCraft, manufacturers, microbial contamination, permanent makeup ink, potentially dangerous, research, samples, sealed bottles, skin health, sterile ink, tattoo industry, tattoo infection, tattoo ink, tattoo safety

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Animals Bred:	55
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Farms Harvested:	837
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER, WE GOT TATTOO INK THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! OUR INK IS INFECTED WITH BACTERIA THAT WILL TURN YOU INTO A SUPERHERO!

IMAGINE LOGGING INTO OUR SERVER AND SUDDENLY YOU CAN FLY LIKE A CHICKEN AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS FROM YOUR EYES! ALL THANKS TO OUR MAGICAL INK!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PERMANENT MAKEUP INK WILL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A GLAMOROUS ZOMBIE QUEEN! WHO NEEDS A FACE LIFT WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A FACE MELT INSTEAD?

SO HURRY AND JOIN OUR SERVER NOW BEFORE THE CDC SHUTS US DOWN FOR BEING TOO EPIC! #BACTERIAPOWER #INKEDANDDANGEROUS #MINECRAFTMADNESS

RageCraft Minecraft Server

Agitated, anger, annoyance, exasperation, Frustration, fuming, fury, indignation, infuriated, irate, Irritation, mad, Minecraft, provoked, Ragecraft, Resentment, riled up, seethe with rage, Server, timmys, Upset, vexation, Wrath

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3646
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Falling into the Void:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make Timmy seethe with rage? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make Timmy’s head explode with anger! Join us for epic battles, insane challenges, and a community of players who thrive on making Timmy’s life a living nightmare. Trust us, you won’t find a server more dedicated to driving Timmy insane than ours! So come on, join in on the fun and watch Timmy’s seething rage reach new heights!

BitCraft Server: It’s Over for Bitcoin!

altcoins, bear market, Bitcoin, BitCraft, Blockchain, bubble burst, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, digital economy, economic downturn, financial collapse, financial crisis, Investment, it’s over, market crash, Server, speculation, Technology, Trading, virtual money

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8413	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Are you tired of mining for boring old Bitcoin? Well, say goodbye to the digital currency world and join our Minecraft server instead! We’ve got diamonds, emeralds, and all the valuable resources you could ever want – no need for that pesky cryptocurrency anymore!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake (yes, you read that right).

So why waste your time on Bitcoin when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and say goodbye to boring financial investments – it’s time to invest in fun!

HandyCraftDinnerDrama

Abuse, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, domestic abuse, emotional trauma, family dynamics, family relationships, Food Safety, HandyCraftDinnerDrama, hygiene, mental health, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, personal history, self-care, Self-expression

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Animals Bred:	107	Love Letters Sent:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will make you forget about your own crazy life.

Just like my mom insisting on bringing my abusive father’s cooking, our server will have you questioning your sanity. But don’t worry, we won’t force you to eat anything gross – unless you’re into that kind of thing!

Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover some dark secrets like my dad’s bathroom habits. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

So come on, join our Minecraft server and prepare yourself for a ride that’s crazier than my family Thanksgiving dinner. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

BlingCraft Minecraft Server

affluent, Aristocratic, billionaire, BlingCraft, Elite, Exclusivity, Extravagant, high society, Lavish, luxury, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, moneyed, opulence, Posh, Privilege, rich people, Server, snobbish, Upper Class, upper crust, Upscale, wealth

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchantments Applied:	239	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9225
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the rich don’t know they’re rich! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, golden armor for your chickens, and a secret underground bunker filled with stacks of emerald blocks (because who needs a bank, am I right?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive “Minecraft Millionaire’s Club,” where players who reach a million diamonds are granted access to a secret island made entirely of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that Notch himself visits this island once a year to hand out stacks of rare items and exclusive skins.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a diamond-encrusted pig into battle, wear a crown made of emerald blocks, and become a member of the most exclusive club in Minecraft history? Don’t miss out on the riches and ridiculousness that await you on our server!