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PixelPoundsLost

Accountability, balance, Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, PixelPoundsLost, progress, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7968
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Zombie Dances:	9

Are you tired of trying to lose weight but failing every time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the secret to shedding those pounds! Join us and watch the virtual blocks melt away those extra calories as you mine and build your way to a slimmer you. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more inches you lose off your waistline! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Votes:	1516	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Astral Projections Made:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Betrayed Many Eldians Minecraft SMP – Fought Four Titans Shifters Almost

#Forbiddenlove, Anime, attackontitan, BETRAYAL, betrayaloftrust, Betrayed, Eldianhistory, Eldians, eren, Farmer, Fought, heroicact, historia, Manga, mikasa, Minecraft, sacrifice, Selflessness, shifters, smp, titanpowers, titans, titanshifters, tragicdeath, tragicend, ultimatebetrayal

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as intense as Attack on Titan? Look no further! Join our server where players have betrayed each other, fought off titans (or in this case, creepers), and even sacrificed themselves for the sake of love triangles. You never know what crazy plot twist will happen next, so join now and see if you can survive the chaos! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns, like watching your favorite character get piped by a farmer…wait, what?!

ThermoLockCraft

aita, anemic, Communication, compromise, family, Fan, Freezing, houseguests, hvac system, leaving soon, locking thermostat, Pregnant, Repair, Room temperature, temperature control, ThermoLockCraft, thermostat settings

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Potions Brewed:	91
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates messing with your thermostat? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about someone changing the temperature on you ever again!

Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.

Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!

LoveTapCraft

Affection, appreciation, Bond, Caring, Connection, emotional, Gratitude, Heartfelt, Heartwarming, Impact, Kindness, love, LoveTapCraft, Meaningful, memorable, relationship, Significant, smallest gesture, Special, thoughtful, touching

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9394
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Love Letters Sent:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where the smallest gesture of love can lead to the biggest impact on your gameplay. Imagine planting a single flower and suddenly a giant heart-shaped garden sprouts up, giving you all the love and support you need to conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From a cow that tells jokes to a chicken that moonwalks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense system, escalation, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, Missiles, nuclear deal, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mines Excavated:	3755	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can dodge missiles like ur in a war zone? well this server is for u! we got so many missiles flying around u wont know what hit u (literally). join now and experience the thrill of trying to build ur house while dodging explosions left and right. who needs peace when u can have chaos amirite? come join the fun and see if u can survive the missile madness.

CraftyIsraelWarz

Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyIsraelWarz, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, global impact, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear Threat, political turmoil, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, War

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Magical Moments Shared:	11

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy battles like the attack on israel but way more fun and with less consequences!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got players building massive forts and castles to defend against the evil forces of creepers and zombies! 🏰🧟‍♂️

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers to summon dragons and ride them into battle against your enemies! 🐉🔥

plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! we have dance parties in the virtual world and even have a secret underground disco club! 💃🕺

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs real life conflicts when you can have all the fun here? 😂🎮🚀

VEXAS Craft: UBA1 Dysfunction

autoimmune diseases, Cancer, cancer research, cellular pathways, clinical implications, Craft, Disease mechanisms, Dysfunction, genetic disorders, inflammatory conditions, Molecular biology, oncology, personalized medicine, Protein degradation, rare diseases, targeted therapies, tumor development, UBA1, UBA1 dysfunction, UBA1 dysfunction in VEXAS, ubiquitin-proteasome system, VEXAS

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Dimension Hops:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Villages Defended:	12

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. not only that, but u can ride on the back of a llama while shooting fireballs from ur hands.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can build a house made entirely of diamonds and ride a roller coaster made of cake. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a unicorn and ride into the sunset.

oh, did i mention that the server is run by a group of talking pandas who are also expert minecraft players? yep, they will guide u through all the crazy adventures and make sure u have the time of ur life.

so what r u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Vice Versa Classic survival server Minecraft

administration, admins, BLOCK, classic, gms, lags, Minecraft, Npcs, Resource, Server, Server Setup, Spawn, Store, Survival, vice versa, voice chat, Voting, wipe

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Towns Built:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Vice Versa is a server for classic survival in Minecraft.

We are working on version 1.20.1 and are happy to welcome you on our server.

Server Features:

• voting for a wipe

• beautiful and multifunctional spawn

• high-quality server setup

• NPCs – buyers, sellers and exchangers

• block and resource store

• responsive administration

• voice chat

• without gms, admins and lags

second ip viceversa.gomc.fun

185.9.145.216:25963

Crafty Thanks Us Minecraft Server

1755, Aristocrats, Botot, Crafty, cultural history, dental care, French, History, hygiene practices, hygiene products, interesting facts, Louis XV, mass produce, Minecraft, MODERN, mouthwash, oral health, oral hygiene, oral sex, Server, SPEECHLESS.., Toothpaste, westerners

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Crops Grown:	3894
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Looking for a server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where we take oral hygiene to a whole new level! Join us and experience the luxurious world of French oral hygiene products from 1755. Our toothpastes and mouthwashes will have you feeling like royalty, just like the aristocrats under Louis XV who were required to use them because, let’s just say, they were very active in the oral sex department. So come on, join us and experience the most scandalously clean teeth you’ve ever had!