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CraftyRiches Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

Are you tired of being a peasant in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to flex your virtual wealth! We have players who own diamond armor made from the tears of Ender Dragons and houses made entirely out of enchanted golden apples.

Join us and become a part of our wacky community where the most expensive thing you own is not just a diamond pickaxe, but a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep! Who needs real-life riches when you can have virtual extravagance beyond your wildest dreams? So come on, join us and show off your bling in a world where the sky’s the limit (literally, we have sky bases made of emerald blocks)!

CraftingNightmare: WorstJobEver

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9063
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	549205	Animals Bred:	130
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mines Excavated:	3417	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ores Mined:	7093
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Have you ever had a job so bad that you’d rather mine for diamonds in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the horrors of the real world!

Join us and leave behind all your boring jobs like cleaning up zombie pigmen poop or dealing with unruly creepers at the office. Our server is a virtual paradise where the only job you’ll have is building epic structures and battling dragons with your friends.

Say goodbye to your boss breathing down your neck and hello to the freedom of endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best blocky life!

DefendCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	New Chunks Explored:	318096

come join our minecraft server, where we build epic fortresses to protect against zombie invasions and creepers trying to blow up our precious diamonds! we’re like poland boosting our defense spending to 4.7% of gdp, except we spend it all on building giant walls and moats filled with lava. you never know when a budget discussion might break out in the middle of a battle with the ender dragon! so come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for some crazy fun on our server!

CommieCraft: Return for Re-Education!

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Void Gems Collected:	29	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dimension Hops:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we teach u the TRUE ideology of building blocks and pixel art. north korea has nothing on us, we are the true masters of minecraft. we will brainwash u with our epic building skills and make u forget all about those pesky outside influences. join us and become a pixel art dictator, ruling over your own virtual kingdom. we promise to make u laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time. come for the blocks, stay for the brainwashing. #minecraftmasterminds

Prosper SMP: Where Minecraft meets Discord, 16+ only! No vanilla ice cream served here 🍦

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Emeralds Found:	6118	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Minecraft Server Overview
Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests.
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. This is NOT an anarchy server so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are hackers or griefers allowed on the server?	No, we do not tolerate hackers or griefers on our server. Respectful behavior is required from all players.
Do I need to join the Discord server to play on the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join our Discord server to be able to play on the Minecraft server.
What kind of community is this server for?	We have a friendly and mature community that welcomes dedicated players who share similar gaming interests.
Are major build projects happening on the server?	Yes, major build projects are underway all the time on our server.

GFE Minecraft Server: Blocky Love Story

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	35
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	932
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF with gfe content! We never anti our own fans because we believe in spreading love and positivity in the Minecraft world.

Join us and witness the epic battles between Kroni and Fauna as they fight for dominance over the server. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But beware, things can get wild on our server. Rumor has it that there are secret hidden treasures waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players. Will you be the one to uncover the mysteries of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the craziness.

DingerInPlopPipe Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3032
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mines Excavated:	3534	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got players who have had their dingers up a lady’s plop pipe – now that’s dedication to the game!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Digger, a player who once dug so deep that they accidentally unearthed a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see what kind of outrageous shenanigans you can get into. Just remember to watch out for creepers – they’re the least of your worries on this server!

IntroSkipper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	246	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ores Mined:	3678	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Emeralds Found:	6712
Dragon Eggs Found:	8158	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and a talking parrot that gave them unlimited diamonds. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and fight to be crowned the Chicken Champion. And let’s not forget about our annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the dragon in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of creepers on caffeine, look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

ExBlockerz

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Ores Mined:	4631
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Towns Built:	2
Crops Grown:	8209	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Are you still crying over your ex stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no ex drama” policy! Join us and build a fortress so secure, not even your ex’s creeper army can break through. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who got griefed so hard, they turned into a real-life Enderman. So if you’re looking for a server where you can leave your ex and their drama behind, join us now!

RealisticCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Emeralds Found:	5367	Alien Abductions:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of those boring, cartoony Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is as realistic as Ukraine (minus the political drama)! Say goodbye to rainbow graphics and hello to the true, grey and depressing world of ABI Minecraft server. Join us if you’re tired of little autist Timmy crying about not enough rainbows in the game – we cater to the true gamers who appreciate a good dose of realism in their virtual worlds. So come on, join us and experience the most authentic Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!