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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 1771 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Oh honey, if you’re still playing on the 1.0 launch, you’re missing out on all the fun! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena.
Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself wants in on the action. We have secret dungeons filled with loot, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo where you can ride on the backs of baby zombies, a disco party every Friday night with DJ Enderman spinning the tunes, and a hot tub made entirely of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits).
So why settle for the boring old 1.0 launch when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!
