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>Minecraft SMP: Maccabi Tel Aviv Fans Goofing Around

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6039
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the chaos and craziness you could ever want!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of Maccabi Tel Aviv fans who are always up to no good. They love causing trouble and stirring up drama, like the time they attacked a Palestinian flag in the Netherlands and ended up getting beaten and thrown into a river. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun on our server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the time they lost 5-0 to Ajax. It was a hilarious disaster that had everyone laughing for days. So if you want to be a part of all the insanity and mayhem, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

Crafty AF – where Ncrfags get rekt and creativity reigns supreme!

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Are you tired of getting btfo by Ncrfags, Lorefags, NVfags, CRPGfags, Obsidianfags, Toddbros, and Brotherhoodbros? Well, fear not, because on this Minecraft server, you will achieve complete victory over all of them! Our fearless leader has mastered the art of btfo-ing trannies and chuds while also being the most successful video game director of all time. Join us and become part of the most epic Minecraft community where insanity and victory go hand in hand!

Crafty Crusaders: Die for Israel Edition

Conflict, controversial, controversial comedy, controversial humor, Crafty, crusaders, current events, dark humor, Die, dude, Edgy, Edition, funny, humor, Israel, lmao, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, Provocative, Religion, sarcasm, satire, social commentary

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Potions Brewed:	151
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and get ready to die for Israel…in the virtual world, of course!

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted yarmulke? Only on our server, my friend.

But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you can fight off zombie hordes with matzah ball launchers and build a temple out of enchanted blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re ready to die for Israel…in Minecraft!

PurrCraft: Where Cats Rule and Sinks are for Sitting

(Domestic), adorable, Animals, bath time, bathroom, cat, Cats, Cozy, Curious, cute, Feline, funny, für, home, Pets, playful, PurrCraft, quirky, Relaxation, rule, SINK, sinks, Sitting, Water, Whiskers

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Mines Excavated:	1697	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Villages Defended:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching a cat sit in a sink? Well, look no further because on our server, we have cats doing backflips off of mountains into lava pits! Yes, you heard that right. Our feline friends are living life on the edge and you can join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass with just a few of those bad boys in your inventory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. It’s a wild time down there, let me tell you.

So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a cat in a sink when you can have all this craziness and more?

Crafty Crazies: The Derpy Rainbow Cat Land

#DRCL, Arthur is gay, bram stoker, cat, Crafty, Crazies, derpy, dracula, Dracula’s entire harem, Land, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ identity, LGBTQ relationships, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ themes, Lucy, queer literature, Quincey is gay, RAINBOW, Renfield, transgender characters, vampire lore, victorian era

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where all the characters are actually secret trannies! Lucy? Trans. Renfield? Trans. Dracula? Trans AND he has a whole harem of trans vampires. And don’t even get me started on Arthur and Quincey, they’re not just gay, they’re fabulous! So come on down to our server for a wild and crazy time. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with this crew!

Santa’s Blocky Workshop

anticipation, blocky, Carols, celebration, christmas, countdown, DECEMBER, decorations, family, Festive, Gifts, holiday, jolly, joy, Merry, Santa Claus, Santas, Season, Snow, tradition, Winter, Workshop, yuletide

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a winter wonderland on steroids! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying reindeer, snowball fights with elves, and a giant gingerbread house that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where it’s Christmas every day. You can build a snowman that comes to life, ride a sleigh pulled by flying pigs, and even challenge Santa himself to a build battle.

So why wait for Christmas when you can experience the holiday spirit all year round on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and let the jingle bells rock your blocks!

Crafty Pixel Pals: Where Even Barcelona Looks Like Minecraft!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7699
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes? Well, look no further because our server has a hilarious twist – Barcelona has taken over the entire world! That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting your way through iconic landmarks like the Sagrada Familia and Camp Nou. But be careful, because Lionel Messi himself might pop up to challenge you to a PvP battle!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a llama through the bustling streets of Barcelona, or maybe even stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a hidden beach party with all your favorite Minecraft mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare diamond block shaped like a tiny soccer ball!

So why does Barcelona look like this? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join now and start your adventure in the craziest city in the Minecraft universe!

BoofCraft: Where the fun never stops and the boof is always passed!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ores Mined:	4344
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyMcCraftFace

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Towns Built:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old games with limited customization options? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has more customization than you can shake a diamond sword at! We’re talking rainbow-colored creepers, flying pigs with top hats, and even a disco ball that follows you around wherever you go. Triple A games wish they could have this much customization, but they can’t handle our level of awesomeness. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your creativity run wild!

Crafty Chaos: Where Even Nothing Happens Again >_<

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Enchantments Applied:	93

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so action-packed, even the creepers are doing backflips! Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter dancing pigs, flying cows, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the legendary battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out in a dance-off to determine the fate of the server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this epic showdown! So grab your diamond sword and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.

Blocky McBlockface: The LOLz Edition

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of getting shadow banned on other servers? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is run by none other than Elon Musk himself! That’s right, he bought 4chan and now he’s on a mission to create the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience ever.

Join us as we navigate through headquarters changes, secret redacted information, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows what Musk has in store for us next? One thing’s for sure, things will never be the same once you join our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness. Just remember, this place is totally f*cked in the best way possible!