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MineVirginityGoneLOL

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	4036	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Dragon Scales Harvested:	217	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crops Grown:	2727	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about losing your virginity again because on our server, everyone is a virgin forever! That’s right, no awkward conversations or embarrassing moments here.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a zombie pigman.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

FREE ADMIN / FREE / HACK ✅PIXEL ✅PLAY ✅ Minecraft server

ADMIN, Adventure, Air drops, Anarchy, Chaos, free, free rewards, freedom, Hack, Lucky blocks, Minecraft, PIXEL, Pixel Pit, Play, pvp arena, Quests, titles, Unique enchantments, Unique prefixes, Unique store

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7367	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Love Letters Sent:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81

Anarchy is a unique world of adventure and freedom, where chaos is turned into an advantage. Take part in battles for air drops, fight in the PVP arena, where there are lucky blocks.

Air Drops, Lucky Blocks, Pixel Pit, Free rewards, /free, /hack, Titles, Quests, Buyer, Unique store, Unique enchantments, Unique prefixes.

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GeassCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	418
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Ores Mined:	2196	Farms Harvested:	697

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a live action Code Geass adaptation on HBO? Look no further! Our server is so awesome, even normalfags would love it. We’ve got black and brown people in the game already, so you know it’s diverse. And if you join now, you might just get cast as the handsome and charismatic Lelouch of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and rule your own virtual kingdom!

Crafting Catastrophes

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Have you ever accidentally blown up your entire Minecraft house with a misplaced block of TNT? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and destruction! Join us for a chance to make even bigger and better mistakes, like accidentally unleashing a horde of angry creepers on your friends or turning your entire world into a giant lava pit. Trust us, the possibilities for disaster are endless! So come join us and see just how epic your next f*ck up can be!

PizzaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2746
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Magic Items Found:	1293
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so wild, even pizza delivery drivers are banned from delivering to our players? That’s right, our server is so insane that even the most seasoned delivery drivers couldn’t handle it!

Why are they banned, you ask? Well, let me tell you some of the craziest reasons people have ended up on our “no delivery list.” We had a player who built a giant pizza out of blocks and demanded that the delivery driver pay them in diamonds before handing over the real pizza. Another player tried to order a pizza to be delivered to the top of a lava waterfall they built, thinking it would be a cool challenge for the driver. And don’t even get me started on the player who tried to pay for their pizza with a stack of dirt blocks, claiming it was the new currency on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, come join us! Just be warned, you might end up on our “no delivery list” if you’re not careful. But hey, that just adds to the fun, right?

Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Meteorites Collected:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Animals Bred:	70
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building in peace? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against hordes of killer chickens, treacherous lava parkour challenges, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships,” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a showdown between a giant zombie and a team of fearless llamas armed with diamond swords? Don’t miss out on the chaos and mayhem – join us now!

StankCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of smelling flowers and freshly baked cookies in Minecraft? Do you long for the sweet stench of rotting garbage and sweaty socks? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the joy of mining while being surrounded by the most putrid odors imaginable. Who needs roses when you can have a whiff of pure, unadulterated stinkiness? Come join us and embrace the funk!

PigeonHoleCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, cultural identity, discrimination, Diversity, human race, Minecraft, Obsession, pigeon-holed, PigeonHoleCraft, prejudice, Races, racial awareness, racial categorization, racial discussions, Racial equality, Racial Issues, racial justice, racial perspectives, racial profiling, Server, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Votes:	311	New Chunks Explored:	805661

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in breaking down barriers and building bridges…literally! Join us on this wacky adventure as we explore the world of Minecraft and prove that there are no limits to what we can create together.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

But that’s not all – we also have a magical forest where the trees grow diamond blocks and the animals can talk. You never know what kind of mischief they’ll get up to!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a team of expert builders who can turn a simple dirt hut into a majestic castle in a matter of minutes. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a laugh and a good time.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DesuCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	435	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Enchantments Applied:	130

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like an anime website on steroids! Join us for epic battles against giant pixelated monsters, where the only way to defeat them is by shouting out your favorite anime catchphrases.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja pandas who have mastered the art of building elaborate treehouse fortresses. Join forces with them and together you can rule the Minecraft world with cuteness and stealth.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a mythical creature that is half-dragon, half-unicorn. Will you be brave enough to face this majestic beast and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyChildcareFTW

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life neighbors sending their kids over unannounced! Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual block-building and no surprise visits from unruly children.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without the fear of random doorbell rings or furniture-climbing kiddos. Say goodbye to interruptions and hello to a peaceful gaming experience.

We promise that no one will peer through your virtual windows or disrupt your gameplay. You can finally enjoy some quality time with your own kids without the fear of unexpected playdates.

Join us now and leave the real-life neighbor drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server where the only surprise visits are from friendly pixelated creatures. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape the madness and dive into a world of endless possibilities.