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| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 5241 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Let me tell you, this server is like no other. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. Why, you ask? Because why not!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a cow who can speak in binary code. He’ll give you riddles to solve in exchange for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me ask you this: Is experiencing childhood trauma more common than not experiencing it? Who knows, maybe facing the challenges of our server will shape you into a stronger, more resilient player. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh and make some new friends. Either way, come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!
