gtKong Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Tony vs Lauderdale Minecraft SMP Battle

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, we have epic battles between players like Tony and Lauderdale! Who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown? Join now to witness the clash of the titans and place your bets on the winner!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right – DIAMONDS! So saddle up your pig and get ready to soar through the skies in search of riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris? Legend has it that he once defeated an army of creepers with just a single peck. Join now and see if you have what it takes to earn Cluck Norris’s respect and become a true legend in the world of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness, mayhem, and magic that await you in this wacky world of wonder!

Feline Friends Minecraft Server

adventure games, animal companions, cat companions, cat lovers, Feline, feline friends, Friends, furry friends, games, Gaming, indie games, interactive games, Minecraft, mobile games, Multiplayer Games, pet simulation, Puzzle Games, role playing games, Server, simulation games, single player games, video games, virtual reality games, virtual-pets

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone? Well, fear not because our server offers a unique feature – cat companions! These feline friends will follow you around, meowing encouragement and bringing you gifts like fish and diamonds. Plus, they’re great at keeping creepers away with their ninja-like reflexes.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground cat society that you can join. They have their own catnip farms, laser pointer battles, and even a cat-themed fashion show every Saturday. Who knew cats had such a vibrant social life in Minecraft?

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride into battle on the back of a giant cat, armed with a diamond sword and a laser pointer? Only on our server, where the cats rule and the fun never stops. Join now and unleash your inner crazy cat person!

100% Deserved Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Towns Built:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is 100% guaranteed to make you question your sanity!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition? The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous) on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim these legendary weapons for themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

OGPrison

Challenging, classic, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Escape, Features, freedom, futuristic, grind, Innovative, MCMMO, Mechanics, Nostalgia, Prison, Progression, PvE, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Rewards, Roleplay, strategy, Systems, Unique

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Welcome to OGPrison.net – Where Classic Prison Meets Futuristic Innovation

Step into a world where the classic prison grind you know and love meets cutting-edge concepts for a truly unforgettable experience. At OGPrison, we’ve crafted a fully custom prison server that brings back the nostalgic prison gameplay of the past, with a touch of the future to keep things exciting and fresh.

Classic Grind, Modern Twist: Experience the deep, hard-fought progression of old-school prison servers. The journey will be tough and grindy, just like the good ol’ days, as you work your way up from a humble inmate to the ultimate freedom. But we don’t stop there – we’ve infused futuristic elements into the gameplay, adding exciting new mechanics, systems, and features that keep you on your toes and engaged for the long haul.

Nostalgia with a New Edge: Relive the thrill of prison life with a nostalgic yet innovative twist. Our fully custom builds and features allow players to experience a world that feels both familiar and refreshing. We’ve taken the best aspects of classic prison gameplay and enhanced them with futuristic elements that challenge and reward you in ways you haven’t experienced before.

Progression Like Never Before: The grind is real, but the rewards are worth it. Earn your freedom through sweat and strategy, and climb the ranks in a way that’s as satisfying as it is challenging. With unique features, quests, dungeons and systems, you’ll always find something new to conquer as you work towards the ultimate prize: become the top.

Join us at OGPrison.net for a truly classic, grindy prison experience with a futuristic twist. Are you ready to escape the past and build your future with us?

OGPrison.net

LGBT SERVER GO FUCK YOU! Minecraft server

acceptance, Community, Diverse, equality, Gaming, INCLUSIVE, Inclusivity, Lgbt, LGBTQ, Lgbtqia, love is love, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, pride, safe space, Server, virtual

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mines Excavated:	2919
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

LGBT SERVER GO FUCK YOU!

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Social Contract Minecraft Server

contract, kike tunnels, kikes, Minecraft, portal to hell, raping kids, recession, Server, Social, social contract, synagogues

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Emeralds Found:	5262
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server offers a one-of-a-kind experience! Instead of digging for resources, you’ll be battling evil mobs in epic dungeons filled with treasure. And forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can construct your very own castle complete with a moat filled with lava (for extra security, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city where players can participate in wild and wacky mini-games like llama racing and chicken jousting. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try your luck at navigating the treacherous maze of kike tunnels (don’t worry, no actual kikes were harmed in the making of this server).

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs diamonds when you can have dragons and dungeons? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

WTF WT! Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to the $30 Waiting Room, where you can join the most exclusive Minecraft SMP on the planet for the low, low price of $30! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or steal. Trust me, you do NOT want to mess with these llamas.

– We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that Fluffy breathes fire made of rainbow-colored marshmallows.

– Our server owner is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find him in the enchanted forest. Just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of diamond blocks crushing their house.

So come join the $30 Waiting Room and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a hefty supply of snacks, because you’ll be laughing and playing for hours on end.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, assault, BAG, Banners, blue archive, Commissions, Crafty, Essence of Beauty, Events, general, Global, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, indoors, lessons, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, set, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Villages Defended:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever encounter! Join now for a chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to face the fury of Set in a field with light armor? Of course you have! And on our server, you can do just that! Plus, enjoy double the hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions – it’s a Minecraft extravaganza like no other!

And if that’s not enough, on our global server, you can participate in the Alabaster Calling Card event where you can experience a mansion masquerade and the essence of beauty – it’s like a Minecraft ball that’s out of this world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity – it’s a rollercoaster of fun that you won’t find anywhere else!

Dream David Lynch Minecraft SMP Terrorist Car

Assassination, CAR, car bombing, Cinema, Conspiracy, David, david lynch, death, Director, dream, Dune, fear, filmmaker, gas station, Hollywood, Lynch, Minecraft, Nightmare, premonition, smp, surreal, Terrorist, terrorist attack, Thriller, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where David Lynch is not only alive, but he’s the mayor of a bustling metropolis filled with quirky characters and mind-bending mysteries. Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to team up with Lynch himself to solve the case of the missing diamond blocks, or embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind his supposed demise in a terrorist car bombing at a gas station. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling and surreal? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Lynchian madness begin!

Pixel Pudding Minecraft Server

Assyrians, Babylon, Camel, cart, city sacked, Dates.., death, family, Favor, Gods, Hands, man, Minecraft, old age, Palace, PIXEL, pudding, ripe old age, Server, theft, Trifle, Warning, wasted time, Women

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2879
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2666	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild adventures of ancient Babylon like never before! Join us as we chop off hands for fun and watch as the gods play favorites with our players.

Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?

With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.