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MetalManiaCraft

cadmium, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, chronic diseases, Cobalt, Copper, death risk, environmental exposure, heavy metals, increased risk, long-term study, metal mixture, metal toxicity, MetalManiaCraft, public health, risk factors, toxic metals, tungsten, uranium, urinary metals, Zinc

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Yo, yo, listen up, gamers! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there, then you gotta check out this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’…

This server is so epic, it’s like a mix of Cadmium, Tungsten, Uranium, Copper, Cobalt, and Zinc all rolled into one! And get this, playing on this server will give you a 29% increased chance of getting that sweet cardiovascular disease! Who wouldn’t want that, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll also have a 66% increased risk of death! That’s right, death! Who needs respawning when you can just kick the bucket for real, right?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the medical conditions you’ll develop while playing! Join now and start your journey to the afterlife today!

CraftyAzurLaneServer

alg, Attilio Regolo skin, Augment Guide, Azur Lane General, CN Tierlist, CraftyAzurLaneServer, Discord, EN 6th Anniversary, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, foch meta, Friedrich Carl, Golden Hind ASMR, Guild Spreadsheet, Hammann, Highway Star Rerun, Hwah Jah, Joffre L2D, Kasumi META, Lore, Manjuu Grand Prix Season 3, OngoingFrog Event Interlude of Illusions, PR Research Data, pvp guide, Roma swimsuit skin, Royal Fortune, RQ skins, Secrets, Shimakaze Archive, Ship Tier List, SR Dupleix, SSR L’Audacieux, SSR Strasbourg, Story summary, U-96, wichita meta, Wiki, Zuikaku STI collab skin

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🤣 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic event of all time – the OngoingFrog Event Interlude of Illusions! 🐸 From July 25th to August 7th, you can unlock SSR Strasbourg, SSR L’Audacieux, SR DupleixRQ skins for new botes, and even Hammann, Joffre L2D, U-96Zuikaku STI collab skin! Plus, uncover secrets for Hwah Jah, Friedrich Carl, and Royal Fortune – it’s like a treasure hunt, but in Minecraft! 🏴‍☠️

And coming soon – the Kasumi META(Cruise Mission) & Roma swimsuit skin(Cruise Pass) event, along with the EN 6th Anniversary celebration! 🎉

But remember, bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates – we don’t want any lost souls wandering around in the Minecraft world! And just FYI, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – we communicate through telepathy, obviously. 🔮

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server filled with endless adventures, crazy events, and a community like no other! Join now and let the fun begin! 🚀 #MinecraftMadness

DePINcraft SMP – Master of Minecraft SMP

$6k budget, alternative assets, cryptocurrency investments, DeFi platforms, DePIN projects, DePINcraft, Financial goals, financial independence, high ROI projects, investment opportunities, long term investments, Master, Minecraft, money management, passive income, passive income streams, portfolio diversification, real estate investments, smp, SOL stacking, stock market investing, wealth building

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Are you tired of stacking boring old SOL in your Minecraft world? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a player who literally has $6k to spend each month. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, this player is just throwing money around like it’s nobody’s business. Want a stack of enchanted golden apples? No problem, our rich player has got you covered. Need a mansion built for you? Just ask and it shall be done. Join us for the wildest, most extravagant Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got cold hard cash, am I right?

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

arab, black clothing, doc martens, dress code, emo/punkhead, Europe, family conflict, life choices, Minecraft, Muslim, Outfit, parents, personal style, presentable, professional photographer, refusing to spend money, Respect, Server, Shoes, sister’s wedding, tattoos, wedding attire, WeddingCraft

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Are you tired of being judged for your unique style choices? Join our Minecraft server where you can express yourself however you want without anyone telling you what to wear or how to look!

We welcome all emo/punkheads, goths, and rebels who want to build and explore in a judgment-free zone. No need to worry about impressing anyone with fancy outfits or shoes – wear your black doc martens proudly!

Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the importance of being true to yourself. Say goodbye to nagging family members and hello to a community that celebrates individuality.

Join us today and let your creativity run wild in a world where you can be yourself without any judgment. Who needs a professional photographer when you have the freedom to express yourself however you want? Let’s build and explore together in a world where being unique is celebrated!

SisCraft: Blocky Family Drama

blended family challenges, blocky, communication breakdown, Drama, family, family conflict resolution, family counseling, family dynamics, family intervention, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, marriage advice, parenting conflicts, parenting struggles, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisCraft, stepfamily issues, teenage drama

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds are taken to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to build together with someone you absolutely despise, just like in real life! Who needs enemies when you have step-siblings to fight with?

Witness epic battles, glares that could kill, and passive-aggressive comments that will leave you in stitches. Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good old family rivalry.

And if you think things couldn’t get any crazier, just wait until you hear about the funeral incident. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama that unfolds on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family reunion, join us now! Who needs peace and harmony when you can have non-stop entertainment instead?

NoJobForAnySalary – Minecraft SMP

career choices, job commitments, Job demands, job ethics, job expectations, job fulfillment, job preferences, job refusal, job rejection, job requirements, job responsibilities, job sacrifices, job satisfaction, job standards, job stress, job values, Minecraft, NoJobForAnySalary, smp, undesirable job, unpleasant job, work-life balance

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll never accept is being a professional chicken wrangler. Why, you ask? Because our chickens are secretly plotting a rebellion against the players and have formed their own chicken mafia. Trust us, you do not want to get on their bad side! So come join us for a server experience like no other, where the chickens rule the roost and chaos reigns supreme.

HateCraftDating

Authenticity, Communication, dating norms, dislike, double standards, emotional intelligence, equality, Expectations, Gender Roles, HateCraftDating, Honesty, love, MODERN, PRESSURE, relationships, Respect, romance, societal norms, Traditional, Vulnerability

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Tired of swiping left and right on dating apps only to end up with a creeper? Well, join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be swiping is your sword at zombies and skeletons! Say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to epic adventures in a pixelated world.

Our server is the perfect place to find your player 2. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can impress someone with your redstone skills or show off your epic castle building abilities? Plus, nothing says romance like fighting off hordes of mobs together under the moonlit sky.

So ditch the dating apps and come join us for a love story that’s truly block-tastic. Who knows, you might just find your diamond in the rough (literally, diamonds are a valuable resource in Minecraft).

HamasGoneBoomCraft

air strike, Assassination, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, HamasGoneBoomCraft, international relations, Israel, July 13, MIDDLE EAST, military chief, military operation, palestine, political tension, RETALIATION, SECURITY, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence, WARFARE

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so, like, imagine this, right? this server is like, the bomb diggity. like, we got this crazy story where the players are all secretly part of a secret society trying to take down the evil Ender Dragon who is actually a spy for the creepers. yeah, you heard me right. creepers are working with the Ender Dragon to take over the server. but don’t worry, we got your back. join us and help defeat the evil forces of Minecraft! plus, we have like, the best parties in the Nether realm. you don’t wanna miss out on that, do you? come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!

CovidCraft: Mindless Miners

Attention, brain function, cognitive decline, cognitive deficits, cognitive impairment, cognitive impairment study, cognitive tests, Covid-19, COVID-19 research, COVID-19 survivors, CovidCraft, IQ points, long-term consequences, long-term effects, long-term health impacts, Memory, mental health, MINDLESS, miners, neurological symptoms, pandemic aftermath, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric effects

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Well, have no fear, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you could ever imagine!

We promise that our server will make you smarter than ever before. Studies have shown that players who join our server experience a 10 point increase in IQ! That’s right, you’ll be a Minecraft genius in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you become a genius, but you’ll also unlock hidden superpowers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. You’ll be able to build the most epic structures, defeat the toughest mobs, and conquer the most challenging quests.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Minecraft master you were always meant to be! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for COVID-19 while you’re at it. Just kidding, but seriously, join us now!

Enderine Junior High School [Survival] [1.20 Update]

1.20 Update, 24hr, Active, building, close-knit, Community, Discord, Enderine, Enderine Junior High School, Factions, Friends, Fun, gameplay, java, Lore, Minecraft, PvP, Server, Small, smp, Staff, Survival, Teams, Vanilla, War

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UPDATED TO 1.20

Enderine SMP is a small and close knit community with an active staff team welcoming you to join us and meet people that could end up being your closest friends for life.

We try and keep gameplay as close to as Vanilla as possible. We encourage players to create/join teams and venture to become the best of the best!

Join us on our vanilla java Minecraft server where we do anything as long as its fun, whether that be lore, PvP or simply just building!

Join Here – https://discord.gg/mNHFGvn5GZ

netherine.mcs.lol

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Chimeras Created:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

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Enderine Junior High School [Survival] [1.20 Update]

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Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Crops Grown:	6576	Mineshafts Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Items Found:	3590	Zombie Dances:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Void Armor Forged:	28
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	214	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11