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Engels2FuelWars Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Engels-2 airbase, Engels2FuelWars, fuel supply, geopolitical crisis, international relations, Military, Military Action, military confirmation, Minecraft, oil depot, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Dragons Tamed:	2

haha, ukraine go brrrr and boom boom on russian oil depot! now join our minecraft server for epic explosions and chaos like ukraine did to russia! we got crazy pvp battles, where you can blow up your enemies like ukraine blew up that oil depot! come join the fun and be a part of the madness! let’s gooooooo!

GreenlandCraft: Trumped Tariffs

Arctic region, denmark, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, international trade, national security, North America, Politics, Tariffs, threatens, trade war, trump, Trumped, united states, world news

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, just like when trump threatened denmark with tariffs over greenland, like, who even does that? anyway, if you join this server, you’ll be like a total boss, just like trump thinks he is. we have crazy builds and insane events, just like trump’s tweets. join now and make minecraft great again! #tariffsarecool #greenlandisours #buildthewallaroundspawn

DashCraft: Slow Decline

aging, brain function, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, DASH diet, DashCraft, Decline, dietary habits, healthy aging, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, heart-healthy, Long-term Health, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, mental health, nutrition, older adults, preventative health, Slow

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Farms Harvested:	664
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing declining is the speed of your cognitive decline! forget about those boring diets, here we feast on blocks and creepers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our players have reported feeling smarter and more alert after just one week of playing on our server.

imagine building a castle out of diamonds while simultaneously improving your memory and focus. who needs mediterranean or dash diets when you have the power of minecraft on your side? plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate brain-boosting adventure in the world of minecraft!

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

25w02a, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, enchanced dragon fight, End Reset, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, resin, Server, smp, Snapshot, Vanilla, Villager Rebalance, Warps

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Towns Built:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Pandamium Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, vanilla, SMP
Server Updates	Updates to every new snapshot
Special Features	All experiments enabled, friendly community
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version	1.21.4, updating soon to 25w02a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.5/1.22)

FAQ Questions & Answers

1. What is the Pandamium Snapshot server?

Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.

2. How often is the server updated to new snapshots?

The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.

3. What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?

Some of the experimental features include game drops, Minecart Improvements, Villager Rebalance, pig variants, wildflowers, Creaking, Pale Garden, resin, and more.

4. What custom features are available on the server?

Some of the custom features include TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for all mobs and variants, and custom advancements.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu

Whispering Woods 1.21.4

1.21.4, asmr, ASMR farm, Asmrtists, discussion, English, INFORMATION, japanese, live streams, ongoing streams, Online Community, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, Roleplay, Thread, tingles, triggers, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, whispering, Woods

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding English-speaking Vtubers who do ASMR but in blocky pixel form, like what even is reality anymore, am I right?

Imagine mining for diamonds while listening to some ASMR tingles, it’s like a whole new level of relaxation, man.

Join us and experience the ultimate combination of virtual reality and ASMR, it’s like your brain will explode from all the tingles and creepers blowing up your base at the same time.

Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and let’s explore the wacky world of Minecraft ASMR together!

Mom’s House Minecraft Server

bail out, Casino, childcare, cigarettes, cleaning houses, dependent, financial incompetence, foreclosure, Gratitude, Homeless, homelessness planning, House, Inheritance, life insurance, loan, Minecraft, mom, moms, savings, Server, severe autism, Siblings, SS income, ungrateful, WIBTAH

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mines Excavated:	4419

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have the craziest family dynamics you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?

But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CraftyBruh’s Eye of Lies

aita, black eye, covert operation, Coworkers, CraftyBruhs, Eye, eyepatch, falling beam, grizzly bear, heroic tales, inside joke, Lies, lying.., orphans, Panda, putin, shower, slipping, stolen valor, Ukraine, Upset, work from home

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my black eye story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to craft your own heroic tales of adventure and intrigue.

Imagine saving your Minecraft girlfriend from a virtual grizzly bear, or taking down a blocky Putin in a covert operation. The possibilities are endless, just like the healing time for my eye!

But beware, not everyone will appreciate your epic tales. Just like the new girl at work who thought I was stealing virtual valor. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your creative storytelling skills here!

So why join our server? Because where else can you save orphans from pixelated fires or battle virtual bears with your one good eye? Embrace the madness and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

DopamineDiggers Minecraft SMP

addiction, brain chemistry, dopamine, dopamine deficiency, dopamine function, dopamine levels, dopamine pathways, dopamine production, dopamine receptors, dopamine regulation, dopamine release, dopamine synthesis, dopamine transporters, DopamineDiggers, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, motivation, neurotransmitter, Pleasure, reward system, smp

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Hey gamers, do you like Minecraft? Do you like laughing until you pee your pants? Then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.

So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DivorceCraft

Communication, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, ending a marriage, HEARTBREAK, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage decision, marriage ending process, marriage guidance, Marriage help, marriage issues, marriage problems, Marriage Support, marriage therapy, moving on, relationships, separation

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	193

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Is your pickaxe feeling lonely and in need of a partner? Well, look no further because on our server, we host weekly pickaxe marriage ceremonies! That’s right, you can finally say “I do” to your trusty pickaxe and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, saddle up your feathery friend and battle it out in epic chicken jousting battles to prove who is the ultimate poultry warrior.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the most explosive creatures in the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find true love with a block of dirt!

RussianChannelPurge Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Censorship, compliance, Digital, enforcement, GOOGLE, International, internet, investigation, Lithuanian watchdog, Media, Minecraft, News, online content, regulations, Removal, Request, Russian channels, RussianChannelPurge, Server, streaming, television, Websites

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5391
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Mines Excavated:	2534
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

u kno wat u need in ur lyf? a minecraft server dat is so lit, even google is jealous. dis server is so dope, google had to remove 201 sites just to try and compete. why? cuz dis server got russian channels dat will blow ur mind. join dis server and u will be transported to a world where russian channels rule and u will never want to leave. come join us and see why google can’t handle our awesomeness. #russianchannelsftw #googleaintgotnothinonthisserver