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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 6128 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7196 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Our server is so inclusive that even unicorns and dragons are welcome to play. In fact, our server is so magical that it cured one player’s leukemia just by logging in!
Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, build magnificent castles, and explore hidden treasures in our vast world. And don’t worry, we promise never to address you as just a “mom” or “dad” – you’re part of our crazy Minecraft family now!
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to victory on the most outrageous Minecraft server in the universe!