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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 7229 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the craziness never ends! Join us and meet our cheerleader who used to only wear band-aids on her nipples, a white fox who is both a scatman and a Japanese goblin, a shrine maiden who drops the “n” word like it’s hot, and a dog who speaks her own pidgin English while playing Super Mario Bros.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a necromancer who screams loudly for no reason, a blonde JK who cooks tarantulas and makes chinks seethe, a dragon who tries to do crude things and makes chinks seethe even more, and a pirate who fails at being crude and just gets bullied instead.
And let’s not forget about our shark who just says “a” and a squirrel who loves nuts. Oh, and did we mention we have a rapping reaper? Yeah, we’re that cool. So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even survive the coof wave!
