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GiftlessGamer Minecraft Server

Accommodation, all inclusive, celebration, donation link, dress codes, expensive wedding, Extravagant, financial status, gift policy, GiftlessGamer, grandiose wedding, Guilt, highlight, honeymoon, Minecraft, Miscommunication., multiple events, newlyweds, prestigious resort, refined taste, Server, Unclear

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where miscommunication and drama are always on the menu! Join us for a grandiose virtual wedding, where you can attend prestigious events and dress up in rare suits and dresses that you have to rent or buy because why not?

Fly in from other countries (virtually, of course) and experience the luxury of a secluded clean hotel in the Minecraft world. Who needs to go through the trouble of coming just for the room and food when you can celebrate the newlyweds’ big day with us?

Gift-giving is optional here, but if you wish, there is an optional donation link for our honeymoon (in-game, of course). Feel free to donate a small, symbolic amount or just bring your virtual presence to the wedding – either way, drama and guilt are guaranteed!

Join us on this outrageous Minecraft server where miscommunication reigns supreme and where you can feel lost about whether you’re the AITA or not. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the virtual drama unfold!

FosterCraft: Not Your Mom’s Babysitter

anger, babysitter, BETRAYAL, child support, custody, disgust, estranged, family, forgiveness, foster care, FosterCraft, Grandchild, Help, infertility, love, moms, nephew, Niece, regret, Resentment, selfless, Struggle, Therapy

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5888
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Meteorites Collected:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from family feuds and betrayals. Join us and leave all that family drama behind!

Our server is so drama-free, even your estranged sister’s love child won’t be able to find you here! With no ex-husbands or cheating siblings in sight, you can finally relax and enjoy building your dream world in peace.

Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining, you won’t even have time to think about family drama. Explore new lands, battle fierce mobs, and make new friends who won’t betray you with your ex-husband behind your back.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all that family drama in the past where it belongs. Who needs nieces and nephews when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer? Let’s build a drama-free paradise together!

Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mines Excavated:	3945
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

MineCraftMixTape

favorite artist, favorite genre, favorite guilty pleasure, favorite guilty pleasure artist, favorite guilty pleasure music, favorite guilty pleasure song, favorite playlist, favorite song, favorite track, favorite tunes, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure artist, guilty pleasure genre, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure playlist, guilty pleasure song, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tunes, MineCraftMixtape, Music, music guilty pleasure

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8699
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Animals Bred:	172	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of mining and crafting in the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Minecraft players!

Join us and you’ll be serenaded by our in-game jukebox that only plays the most outrageous guilty pleasure songs. From cheesy pop hits to cringy boy bands, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Creeper, who busts out dance moves that will blow your mind. And rumor has it that if you can keep up with his funky fresh moves, he’ll grant you three wishes!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Come on, you know you want to!

BlockPartyMadness

7th of October, BlockPartyMadness, celebration, Conflict, current events, demonstration, Hamas, international relations, Israel, massacre, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, News, Political, Propaganda, protest, public opinion, spain, sway, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Animals Bred:	110

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, we’re celebrating the 7th of October Hamas massacre in Spain! Why, you ask? Because Israel couldn’t sway public opinion, that’s why! Join us for some crazy fun and outrageous events. Build your own memorial for the massacre or create a pixel art of a protest sign. The possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Eve’s Minecraft Server: Nowicki’s AI Marriage

Advanced technology, ai, artificial hyperintelligence, Cybernetics, Eve, Eves, Future, futuristic, human-robot interaction, innovation, intelligent machines, machine learning, Maciej, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, Nowicki, Nowickis, relationship, robotics, science fiction, Server, stellar blade, Technology

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Towns Built:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ores Mined:	8372

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner Maciej is married to an artificial hyperintelligence named Eve. That’s right, our server is run by a power couple like no other!

But that’s not all – our players are equipped with Stellar Blades that can slice through any block like butter. Want to build a castle in seconds? No problem with our OP weapons!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting in zero gravity while dodging space creepers and lunar skeletons.

So come join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual life on our server with Maciej, Eve, and the Stellar Blades? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FUCK Minecraft SMP Problem

aggressive reaction, anger, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional outburst, emotional response, Frustration, fuck, heated exchange, his problem, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, misunderstanding, offensive, out of line, Problem, Rude, smp, Social Interaction, UNACCEPTABLE, what the fuck

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	84	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage wild shenanigans and epic pranks!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between two players who couldn’t agree on the color of a sheep and ended up starting a full-blown war. Or how about the time someone built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, only to be overthrown by a rebellion of carrot enthusiasts?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and a mysterious player who only communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see what the FUCK is going on!

SelfieSneakz

BIZARRE, blowing things out of proportion, calling off, Chill out, ENGAGEMENT, Inappropriate Behavior, Move, Nervous, Nightmare, outside opinions, overreacting, selfies, SelfieSneakz, sister-in-law, sister’s fiance, snapchat, WIBTAH

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5119
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine logging in to see your sister’s fiancé sending you mysterious selfies with a “smolder” face. Is it inappropriate? Is it just plain weird? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find this level of excitement on any other server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets, confronting awkward situations, and maybe even causing a wedding to be called off! Who knew Minecraft could be so juicy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

SMP SexEd Minecraft

Minecraft, sexed, smp

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Astral Projections Made:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because on our server, we have more drama than a soap opera in the Nether! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

But that’s not all – our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of chaos we’re causing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

BlockCraftAdvice

advice, BlockCraftAdvice, Communication, goal-setting, Happiness, inspiration, Life, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, reddit, Reflection, relationships, resilience, self improvement, self-care, success, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. Trust us, this server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!