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RegretCraft: Where mainland Chinese players realize they backed the wrong block

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of backing the wrong horse in life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join a community where regret is a thing of the past! Our server is filled with players who have all realized they chose the wrong rulers in their past lives, but now they’re living their best lives building epic structures and battling mobs together.

Join us and experience the thrill of starting fresh in a world where firing squads are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be firing is your bow and arrow at pesky creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave regret behind!

PixelPout – The Land of Tsundere Adventures

Adventures, Amemachi Hanabi, Amiya Aranha, Chikafuji Lisa, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Haewon the Heartstring, Hoshino Char, Inukai Purin, Kamiko Kana, Land, Matsuro Meru, Miori Celesta, Nini Yuuna, Orla Gan Ceann, PixelPout, Shimada Tiger, Sinful thoughts, Teamup Schedule, Tetsuya Kazune, Tsundere, Tsunderia Extended, tsunX, Tsurugi Nen, Uzuki Tomoya, Yomi Cham

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our Sinful Thoughts Edition server! Join us for a wild ride filled with tomboyish firestarters, stinky succubi, and even a golden-voiced mayor of Rainy Town.

But wait, there’s more! We have the embodiment of chaos, a frenemy of the thread, and a wannabe cumdumpster all waiting to meet you in-game. And don’t forget about the scuffed dream eater and dick confuser – they’ll keep you on your toes!

Join now and team up with the likes of Gunpla extraordinaire, the fighting tiger of the Shimada dojo, and even a certified retro hag. Plus, we have world’s cutest singing wolpertingers and spicy Latina priestesses on a mission to cleanse the world of sin.

So why wait? Dive into our outrageous Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

MineCrafty Dance Party Server – Daily Bust a Groove!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Towns Built:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re busting is blocks? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride that will have you feeling like you’re in the middle of a Jet Set Radio dance-off!

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to bust a groove like never before. Picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual streets of Minecraft, dodging creepers and zombies while jamming out to sick beats that will have you feeling like a true DJ master.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic dance battles you’ve ever seen. Challenge other players to a dance-off and show off your best moves as you battle it out for the title of Minecraft’s ultimate dance champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to bust a groove like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MemeCraft

Caesar, Destruction, evil man, inbreeding, LMFAOOO, Memecraft, Rabbi Yeshua, resistance, ROMANS, Second temple, TAXES, turn the other cheek, Yahweh

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5982
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the whereabouts of Yahweh during historical events? Look no further! Join our server and explore the mysteries of the Second Temple destruction while building your own virtual empire. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Rabbi Yeshua’s teachings and their impact on inbreeding deformities. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. So why wait? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Crafty Baldur’s Gate Bros – where we mine, craft, and slay dragons together! Join ‘/bgg/’ now!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4861
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Animals Bred:	178
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on a journey through Ramazith’s Tower Edition, where you’ll face challenges, romance companions, and even consume tadpoles without consequences (well, maybe just a little DC21 Wisdom check).

Our server is so intense that you’ll have to decide between the Underdark or Mountain Pass, or why not both? Clear them on higher difficulties for the ultimate loot and experience. And don’t forget about The Dark Urge, it’s like “Tav+” but with additional content and the risk of losing companions if you don’t complete quests the “right” way.

But wait, there’s more! Enable Karmic Dice to avoid those pesky streaks of low or high rolls, and make sure to knock out Minthara in Act 1 if you want to recruit her without going down the evil path (you’ll miss out on a sex scene, but who needs that anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on a journey full of romance, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you there!

Wage Cage Warriors Minecraft Server – Where we mine for diamonds and escape the 9-5 grind!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of the mundane grind of the real world, bros? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can escape the wage cage and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Imagine a place where you can build a house out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.

Join us and say goodbye to the soul-crushing monotony of everyday life. Instead, embark on epic quests, engage in epic battles with other players, and maybe even discover a secret treasure hidden deep within the virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination. But be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave. So come on, bros, let’s escape the wage cage together and have the time of our lives!

Yamada’s Blocky Band: Where Creepers Jam and Endermen Dance

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6889
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate paradise for music-loving anime fans! Join us and you’ll get to hang out with your favorite musician anime girls while mining diamonds and battling creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DJ Creeper, who spins sick beats while dropping explosive dubstep remixes. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden jukebox in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock a secret concert featuring Hatsune Miku herself!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can party with your favorite anime girls and jam out with DJ Creeper? Join us now and let the music and madness begin!

Crafty Chemist’s Crappy Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1725	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Star Shards Collected:	165	Potions Brewed:	195
Ores Mined:	7308	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Enchantments Applied:	148
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our poo smells like chemicals! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their poo started smelling like lavender and unicorns. True story. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake. So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and the smell of your poo)!

SnowbunnyCraft: Where white teens get snowed in with epic adventures!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Divine Spears Created:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your Google search results? Look no further! Our server is like a crazy mix of huge black cocks pounding cute wonderbread American girls and ugly flabby white guys with average sized dicks! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs BBC memes when you can have a server this insane? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and maybe a little confused)!

YogurtCraft: Where cows play guitars and creepers bust a move! Rock out in our pixelated world!

Angelfish, Ashita he no Kodou, Bits of Freesia, Bust, Cows, CREEPERS, Cynic, guitars, happy halloween, Kokodayo, Lost Desire, Mitsugetsu Un Deux Trois, Move, Onaji Hanashi, pixelated, pizza, Play, pretender, Rock, Same Story, Toaru Tetsugakusha no Hanayome, Upwards to the Moon, Violera, Watashi Idol Sengen, Way of Life, world, Yogurt Music, YogurtCraft, Yuki no Hana, zzz.

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1441
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2321

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more dances than a disco ball on steroids, with hits like “Angelfish,” “Pretender,” and “Watashi Idol Sengen” that will have you grooving all night long.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate K-pop experience with “Violera,” where you can dance your heart out to the latest beats. And if you’re feeling hungry, why not take a break and listen to the soothing sounds of “Pizza”?

And if you’re looking for some 3D fun, we’ve got you covered with dances like “Kinyoubi no Ohayo” and “Yuki no Hana” that will have you feeling like you’re right in the middle of the action.

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride of music, dance, and pure insanity. Who knows, you might even spot Cirno doing the perfect math class dance in 3D! It’s all happening on our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops.