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Crafty Kik Kingdom

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3488	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden diamond mine filled with unlimited riches. Legend has it that whoever finds this mine will have their wildest Minecraft dreams come true. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret unicorn stable where you can ride mythical creatures into battle against evil mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of superheroes who will defend you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. And did I mention that we have a disco party every Saturday night in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Pixel Pals Playhouse – Where Nijisanji EN Meets Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of LazuLight enthusiasts appear out of nowhere, ready to take on any challenge that comes their way. And let’s not forget about the OBSYDIA crew, who are known for their insane building skills and ability to survive in even the toughest of environments.

But wait, there’s more! The Ethyria gang is always up for a good time, whether it’s exploring new lands or engaging in epic battles with mobs. And who could forget about the ILUNA squad, who bring a whole new level of energy and excitement to the server?

And if you’re looking for some serious competition, look no further than the XSOLEIL warriors, who are always ready to prove their skills in PvP battles. Oh, and let’s not forget about the Krisis team, who are known for their strategic gameplay and ability to outsmart any opponent.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this incredible journey and become a part of the most legendary Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure 673938914 LOL

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Animals Bred:	94
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies do the cha-cha slide instead of attacking you.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon throws raves on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden carrots that will give you superpowers. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself visits our server to challenge players to dance-offs.

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you ROFLing for days. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Degenerate White Boy’s Minecraft Madness

American cinema, bitch ass, bluepilled cuck, bootstraps fallacy, Boys, Degenerate, degenerate symbol, doomer ideology, FAGGOT, Gritty, institutional barriers, Jews, madness, Minecraft, mopey, new symbols, Normie, old era, powerful babies, Rocky, structural barriers, White, white race

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5879
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Insane Minecraft server! Are you tired of watching mopey movies like Rocky that make you feel like a woman? Join us and demolish your enemies like a true warrior!

Our server doesn’t glorify gritty conditions like Rocky does. We believe in luxury and comfort for our beautiful white race!

Forget about being a pussyfooted bluepilled cuck like Rocky. Join us and show off your powerful genes to create powerful babies!

On our server, we don’t believe in the bootstraps fallacy. We know the Jews are holding us down, not our own hard work. Join us and fight against structural and institutional barriers!

Say goodbye to Rocky and join our Insane Minecraft server today for a new era of white race symbols!

HangryCraft: Where even virtual food is a pain in the block!

BLOCK, Food, fuck eating, HangryCraft, hate baking, hate bother, hate chore, hate cooking, hate eating, hate food, hate having to bake, hate having to bother, hate having to breathe, hate having to cook, hate having to do this, hate having to eat, hate having to make food, hate hunger, hate nutritional value, Nightmarish, oxygen breathe, Pain, photosynthesize, virtual, wish I never had to eat

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you never have to worry about eating again! Say goodbye to the hassle of cooking, baking, and worrying about “nootritional value” (whatever that is). On our server, you can oxygenbreathe like a boss and never have to deal with hunger again. No more pesky food bars or foraging for food, just pure photosynthesizing fun!

Join us and experience a world where eating is a thing of the past and survival is all about oxygenbreathing and building the most epic structures. Who needs food when you can have endless fun without it? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to the nightmare that is eating!

Fujimoto’s Lucky Block Party: A Mangaka’s Minecraft Adventure!

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	589
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, mine, and LOL to your heart’s content! Join us and embark on a journey filled with EPIC quests, WACKY adventures, and CRAZY creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden DIMENSION filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. They were so amazed by what they saw that they couldn’t help but invite all their friends to join in on the fun!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player was granted the ability to fly like a bird and shoot RAINBOWS from their fingertips!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the INSANITY for yourself. Who knows what WILD adventures await you in this UNIQUE world of wonder and ABSURDITY!

BrothCraft: Where soup is the secret to survival!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	437
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to drink the broth! Why, you ask? Because legend has it that the broth is actually a magical potion that gives you superpowers in the game!

Join us on this wacky adventure where you’ll find yourself battling zombie llamas and riding on diamond unicorns. Don’t forget to collect the enchanted potatoes for extra points and maybe even a chance to meet the elusive Ender Dragon’s cousin.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and sip on that broth for a wild ride of fun and craziness!

Al-AndaLOLs: Where Creeper explosions are the new Moorish conquests!

Al-Andalus, AlAndaLOLs, BottomLa Lumière Éteinte, browned.com, conquests, creeper, explosions, Hispano-Gallo-Frankish Frenchman, Iberians, La Créature de France, LeftNative Gaul, MiddleNative Frank, Moorish, RightSp*niard

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8219
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	2119	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	36	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Farms Harvested:	746

Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft server where the Iberians have been browned.com and are now browned.coming us! Join us as we embark on a wild adventure with LeftNative Gaul, MiddleNative Frank, RightSp*niard, and BottomLa Lumière Éteinte aka La Créature de France aka Hispano-Gallo-Frankish Frenchman!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a group of players who have been browned.comed by Iberians and are now on a quest for revenge? Only here, my friend. Plus, who wouldn’t want to team up with a Frenchman who goes by three different names?

So come on, join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, friendship, and a whole lot of browned.coming. Who knows, you might even become a legend in the Iberian browned.coming saga. See you in the game!

PixelLink LOLapalooza: Where Pixels Party Hard

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with clumsy girls next door, silly girly girls, and chatty seiso gamers. But that’s not all – we have a delulu GFE and a low energy weirdo who loves Minecraft and competitive games!

Our server is so lit that even our original songs will blow your mind! Check out hits like RAKTOBER and I Need You. And don’t even get me started on our covers – from Go Just Go! to HAPPY HALLOWEEN, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Join our PixelFriends community and connect with fellow idols, kawaii enthusiasts, and V-Dere lovers. It’s a virtual paradise!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on this epic journey through Minecraft and beyond! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 🤪🎮

Space Invaders MC

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Votes:	4748
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	224
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Welcome to our out-of-this-world Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of battling aliens! But don’t worry, we’ve equipped you with special space armor and laser guns to defend yourself.

Join us and embark on epic quests to save the galaxy from the clutches of evil extraterrestrial beings. Build your own spaceship and explore new planets filled with treasure and danger.

But be warned, the aliens are not to be underestimated. They have mind-controlling powers and can turn your friends against you! Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the alien invasion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the alien menace and become the ultimate space hero!