gtEbert Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Mahjong Madness – Join the MJG Server!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Love Letters Sent:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me give you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are literally made of chocolate. That’s right, you can mine for delicious treats while also building your dream castle. – We have a secret underground village where villagers throw the craziest parties. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. – Our PvP arena is actually a giant maze filled with traps, puzzles, and hidden treasures. Can you survive and come out on top? – We have a pet dragon that guards our spawn point. Don’t worry, he’s friendly… most of the time. – We host weekly build competitions where the winner gets to ride a unicorn into battle. Yes, you read that right – a unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Bored of ‘r9k’? Come join our wacky Minecraft server!

#venting, 4chan, Abuse, Anonymity, attention seeking, attention-grabbing, boards, bored, Boring, Community, controversial, controversial opinions, controversial topics, Conversation, discussion, internet, Join, Minecraft, online culture, online forums, r9k, Server, social media, trolling, Wacky

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	84
Chimeras Created:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	3082	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, this server is the answer to all your problems! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding llamas through fields of rainbow-colored diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough, how about skydiving from the moon onto a giant slime block trampoline?

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life!

CraftyFarts: Cheap & Cheeky Minecraft Shenanigans

action, Adventure, Anime, battle, Cheap, CHEEKY, CraftyFarts, Dio Brando, Drama, FANTASY, Filthy Acts, Hirohiko Araki, japanese manga, jojo’s bizarre adventure, Jotaro Kujo, Manga, Minecraft, popular series, power, Reasonable Price, Shenanigans, SHONEN, Stand User, Supernatural, Villain

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Buildings Constructed:	26	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of llamas in tuxedos who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. They will guide you through the game with their sophisticated taste and impeccable manners.

– We have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers and funky music provided by DJ Enderman.

– Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just saddle up and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon-powered superhero.

– Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but don’t be fooled – they are deadly with their beaks and nunchucks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem of Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price!

YeehawCraft: The Wild West of Minecraft

America, american culture, American dream, American heritage, american history, american identity, American spirit, American values, Democracy, home of the brave, INDEPENDENCE, Land of opportunity, land of the free, Liberty, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, red white and blue, stars and stripes, united states, Usa, West, Wild, YeehawCraft

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Buildings Constructed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Enchantments Applied:	104	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of cows stampedes through your mine, knocking you off your feet. But don’t worry, those cows are just there to party! And speaking of parties, our server is known for its legendary disco parties in the Nether. Who knew Hell could be so lit?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our players have tamed all sorts of crazy creatures, from zombie pigs to creepers that do the Macarena.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). It’s like a blocky version of the Wild West, with cowboy hats and pumpkin spice lattes for everyone! Yeehaw!

RussianCraft: From Friendly Neighbors to Creeper-Stealing Bandits!

assimilation, Balkanites, bandits, Bars, Behavior, CreeperStealing, culture, Diversity, elitists, Etiquette, Food, foreigners, Friendly, hachiks, health, integration, Manners, neighbors, Obnoxious, restaurants, Rude, RussianCraft, russians, smoking, Stereotypes

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7362
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Buildings Constructed:	46
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the tyranny of Russian food and smoking restrictions! Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from the Russian invaders who want to force-feed you borscht and make you quit smoking.

Don’t let those fake elitists and rude cunts get you down – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of being called a “hachik” by the Russians. Build castles, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle against those pesky invaders.

Join us now and show those Russians that we won’t be pushed around anymore! Who needs their manners when you have a creeper army at your command?

TreeHuggers R Us – Where Cows Rule and Creepers Drool

#youtube, Ara Ara button, birthday merch, ceres fauna, Cows, CREEPERS, Drool, Fauna, Fauna General, hololive, Media, member VODs, merch, merchandise, Outer Wilds Playlist, quest for quiet trees, rule, Schedule, social media, stream status, STREAMS, TreeHuggers, twitter, Videos

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6606
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Farms Harvested:	595	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a Creeper and made it our pet, that’s how hardcore we are.

2. Our PvP battles are so intense that even Herobrine himself would be shaking in his pixelated boots. You think you have what it takes to survive? Join us and find out!

3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Legend has it that Notch himself left us a hidden chest full of diamonds. Will you be the one to find it?

4. Our community is so tight-knit that we have our own language made entirely out of Minecraft block names. You’ll be speaking in Diamondspeak in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Don’t miss out on the fun, or else you’ll be stuck mining coal with the villagers for eternity.

Pixelated Fire Emblem Fun

Character development, diarrhea, Emblem, Engage, fan theories, FANTASY, Fire, fire emblem, folk food, food poisoning, Fun, funny, Gaming Community, gastrointestinal issues, humor, Nintendo, pixelated, plot hole, RPG, strategy, Support, support conversations, terrible diarrhea, video game

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with hilarious adventures!

Join us if you want to laugh so hard that you might just pee your pants (but please don’t, we don’t want any accidents like that time Susan got terrible diarrhea from eating questionable folk food).

Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the epic fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with ridiculous quests, outrageous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected cases of explosive diarrhea (just kidding, we promise our food is safe to eat)!

CraftyLies: Truth is Overrated

Accountability, activism, Archive, Awareness, CHANGE, chuds, Communication, CraftyLies, Digital Detox, distraction, ENGAGEMENT, ignorance, internet, Misinformation, Noticing, Overrated, Posting, progress, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, society, Truth

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and STOP noticing and posting chuds! Why waste your time arguing with internet trolls when you can join us for some INSANE adventures in the world of Minecraft?

Our server is so LEGENDARY that players have reported finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, encountering friendly dragons that will fight by your side, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this WILD community of players who are always up for a good time and are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the EPIC adventures begin!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

Arcade, Characters, Combos, Community, Community Events, competitive, console, discussion, esports, FGG, fighting games, general, madness, MAYHEM, Mechanics, Minecraft, mmm, online play, pastebin, PC, strategy, Tips, Tournaments, Tricks

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mines Excavated:	4612
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join now and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right! Our server is home to the most epic battles between players and mythical creatures that you won’t find anywhere else.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Don’t worry, they won’t bite…probably.

So why wait? Join today and embark on a wild adventure that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

anti-social, antisocial, changes, Communication, depression, disconnect, Friends, Hiding, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, NEET, Normie, Recovery, room, self improvement, Server, Social Skills, socially awkward, society, Technology, world

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6418
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the anti-social normies and embrace your inner NEET! Our server is the perfect place for those who have locked themselves away from the world and are ready to emerge into a land of adventure and friendship.

Join us and leave behind the awkwardness of the real world as you dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities. Build your own kingdom, conquer mighty dragons, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being a former hermit.

Don’t miss out on the chance to rediscover yourself and connect with like-minded individuals who share your love for gaming and isolation. It’s time to break free from your room and embark on a journey like no other!