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DoggoDrama – No Cash for Ex

Abandoned, Breeder, broke up, Cash, decision, dog, DoggoDrama, ex boyfriend, Expenses, frat, involvement, MONEY, puppy, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, selfish, solution, supplies, threatened, vet bills

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Crops Grown:	6699

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any irresponsible frat boys trying to pawn off their responsibilities on you!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can take care of virtual puppies without any ex-boyfriends trying to guilt trip you into paying for their mistakes. Our server is a safe haven for all dog lovers who want to enjoy the company of adorable pixelated pups without the drama.

Don’t worry about any entitled exes demanding money for their lack of responsibility, because on our server, we only have responsible players who take care of their virtual pets with love and care. So come join us and experience the joy of raising virtual puppies without any real-life drama!

SnackCraftMadness

bizarre eats, bizarre meal combos, eccentric eating habits, meal combo, odd food choices, odd pairing, out-of-the-ordinary eats, outlandish food, peculiar food combinations, peculiar meals, quirky dishes, quirky snacks, SnackCraftMadness, strange cuisine, strange food pairings, unconventional meal ideas, unconventional snacks, unique snacks, unusual food, unusual meal choices, weird snack

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121
Emeralds Found:	8725	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old snacks and meals? Well, look no further because our server is serving up the weirdest and wildest snack combos you’ve ever seen! Picture this: a block of cheese on top of a slice of watermelon, sprinkled with cocoa powder and topped with a dollop of whipped cream. Sound crazy? That’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to create your own insane snack combos while battling zombies, building epic structures, and riding pigs into battle. Plus, rumor has it that if you can come up with the craziest snack combo of them all, you’ll be crowned the Snack King of the server and win a lifetime supply of virtual cheese and watermelon (don’t ask us where it comes from, just enjoy it).

So come on down to our server and get ready to snack, build, and conquer like never before. Who knows, you might just discover your new favorite snack combo along the way!

stahlfaustMC | 1.20.1 Fabric | Survival / Factions | Over 140 Mods

1.20.1, animations, Create, Discord, Fabric, Factions, Mechanics, Minecraft, Mods, Qol, Server, Shaders, StahlfaustMC, Survival, Tectonic, Terralith, Vanilla, voice chat, Waystones, weapons

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9267
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Join our brand new 1.20.1 survival/factions server with over 140 mods!Please join our Discord to download the mod-pack.

Naming just a few:

ChatDistant Horizons (with

The full mod list can be viewed here.

Some server-side mods include:

among many other

We look forward to seeing you!

stahlfaustMC | 1.20.1 Fabric | Survival / Factions | Over 140 Mods Minecraft Server

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AgeGapLove Minecraft Server

Adult, age difference, age gap relationships, AgeGapLove, Argument, criticism, DATING, double standards, high school, ignorance, judgment, Maturity, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, MONEY, normalniggers, prejudice, relationships, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, wealth

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	227	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Are you tired of boring old servers where people judge you for your age gap relationships? Well, on our server, we celebrate love in all its forms, no matter how many years separate you and your partner! Join us and experience a world where judgmental normies are banned and love knows no bounds!

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get the chance to participate in our Million Dollar Challenge! That’s right, if you can prove you’d be a millionaire if you had a million dollars, you’ll win a prize so epic, it’ll make your head spin! So come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

FunkyCraft Minecraft Server

70s, 80s, Community, Dance, discussion, Entertainment, forum, funk, funkg, FunkyCraft, Groove, humor, jokes, Know The Difference, memes, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, Retro, Rhythm, Server, Trash thread, vintage

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate “Know The Difference edition” that will blow your mind!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. We have unicorns roaming the lands, dragons soaring through the skies, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who can build entire cities with just a flick of his wrist. Rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just for fun!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the insanity that is the “Know The Difference edition”? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KidzKraft Minecraft Server

active listening, bedtime routine, child care, clinginess, Communication, compromise, Emotional support, Empathy, Expectations, family dynamics, KidzKraft, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, parenting challenges, relationship issues, self-care, Server, social time, tantrums, Time management, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Magic Items Found:	6834	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Potions Brewed:	68
Divine Spears Created:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing family life and social time? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, just like the gossip at happy hour!

Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through a virtual world while juggling kids, work, and a clingy 3-year-old who just won’t go to bed without you. Will you be able to handle the pressure like this husband did, or will you crack under the virtual parenting stress?

Join now for a chance to prove your multitasking skills and see if you can survive the chaos of Minecraft family life. Who knows, you might even pick up some parenting tips along the way (or not, we’re not really about that here). Let the madness begin!

WeddingWarsCraft

affair partner, DAUGHTER, Disrespected, emotional impact, estranged mom, family dynamics, funding, healing experience, milestone events, missing birthdays, parental roles, rekindling relationships, Resentment, Single dad, special day, stable environment, Support, walk down the aisle, Wedding, WeddingWarsCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1497
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	140847	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is a safe haven from real-life conflicts, where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content. No estranged moms or heated arguments allowed here!

With our community of players who prioritize fun and creativity, you’ll never have to worry about choosing sides or feeling disrespected. Plus, we have virtual weddings where you can walk down the aisle with your favorite Minecraft pet!

So join us now and leave the real-world drama behind. After all, who needs family when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you?

DadJokesDirtyHumor Minecraft Server

chuckles, comedian, comedy, dad jokes, DadJokesDirtyHumor, dirty humor, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, jests, jokes, Laughter, Minecraft, one-liners, Puns, sarcasm, satire, Server, slapstick, stand up, wisecracks, Witty

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	547
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, joke-cracking, and pun-tastic needs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with dad jokes that will make you groan, dirty humor that will make you blush, and everything in between. Our community is like no other, with players who are always ready to make you laugh until you cry (or pee your pants, we won’t judge).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a mythical creature who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can make him laugh, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his sense of humor is as fowl as his feathers.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

ArabCraft: Minecraft Server

ArabCraft, assets, bonds, Diplomacy, EU, Europe, financial markets, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global economy, international relations, Investments, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, Russian, sanctions, Saudi Arabia, Seize, sell off, Server, threat, Threaten

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
New Chunks Explored:	459659	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	7750	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

so like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that can make saudi arabia back off? well, our server is so lit that even saudi arabia was like “yo, we gonna sell off europe’s bonds if u mess with us.” like, who knew playing minecraft could have such power, right? join our server and become a virtual powerhouse that even countries fear. plus, we have diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with enchanted weapons. so what u waiting for? join now and show saudi arabia who’s boss in the virtual world!

GenZBlameGame

age discrimination, Ageism, blame game, Cultural differences, generational clashes, Generational conflict, generational gap, generational stereotypes, GenZBlameGame, intergenerational relationships, intergenerational tension, millennial bashing, social dynamics, societal challenges, societal criticism, societal issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, youth criticism, youth culture, youth empowerment

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7145
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

so, like, u know how older peeps always be like “ugh, kids these days, always on their phones and stuff”? well, on this server, we don’t discriminate against age! we welcome all the youngins and the oldies to come together and build some epic stuff!

we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest items in the game. only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. trust me, it’s like a treasure hunt but with creepers trying to blow you up!

our community is so lit, we have parties every night where we dance around a bonfire and sing campfire songs. it’s like a virtual summer camp, but with less bug spray and more diamonds.

if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. they’ll grant you unlimited diamonds, the ability to fly without wings, and a pet dragon that breathes fire. okay, maybe not the last one, but a girl can dream, right?

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and be part of the coolest Minecraft gang around. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something. in that case, maybe stick to solitaire.