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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 7197 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 9236 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. And not just any golden eggs, but eggs made of pure gold. You can sell them for a million emeralds each and become the richest player on the server.
And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!