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DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9881
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	178
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Buildings Constructed:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3458
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8913
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	26
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Villages Defended:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7331	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	649
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Crops Grown:	2729
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Buildings Constructed:	41
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	463

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Players Killed by Monsters:	4946
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Star Shards Collected:	206
Mines Excavated:	4688	Astral Projections Made:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	7080
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!