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CraftyCringeLand

CraftyCringeLand, cyber, cyberbullying, cybercrime, dangerous websites, dark web, deep web, disturbing content, harmful content, harmful effects, Hate Speech, illegal activities, inappropriate content, internet, negative environment, negative impact, ONLINE, online harassment, toxic communities, unsafe websites, worst place

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the absolute WORST place on the internet – and we mean that in the best way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in it. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt, because on our server, anything goes – even if it involves riding llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Ice Age Oasis

30 feet, 9 meters, age, Ancient, antarctica, below, Chamber, discovery, Exploration, frozen lake, Ice, Liquid Fresh Water, Massive, Microbes, Millions of Years Ago, Oasis, Retrieval, samples, scientists, Solid Ice, Survival, time capsule, Unique

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

yo, u ever wanted to explore a frozen lake in antarctica that’s like a time capsule from millions of years ago? well, dis server is like dat but in minecraft form! we got unique microbes dat have survived in a massive chamber of liquid fresh water below more than 9 meters of solid ice. join us and uncover the secrets of dis icy world! plus, u might even find a hidden portal to a dimension filled with talking penguins and magical ice cream cones. come on, what are u waiting for? dive into the frozen madness now! 🐧🍦❄️

HYROMIA Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, creativity, Gaming, HYROMIA, Minecraft, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Crops Grown:	2436
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Dragon Eggs Found:	4713
Divine Spears Created:	26	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

The owner of the “HYROMIA” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.hyromia.ru

ExeosCraft

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, anti-grief, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, Discord, ExeosCraft, giving back, hard difficulty, Inclusivity, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Optimization, Permanent World, Player-Driven Updates, safe space, smp, Stability, Strong Economy, Trailer Link., Zero Pay-To-Win

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Server Name	ExeosCraft
Server Type	LGBTQ+ SMP
Server Age	Since June 2020
Map Size	35,000×35,000

Overview:

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

Why Choose Us?

Stability: Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our promise.
Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
Cross-Platform: Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

Features:

Permanent World: All builds are kept forever
Level-Up System: All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
Pets: Train a pet to assist you in a fight
Land Claim: Protect all your precious builds
McMMO: Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
Strong Economy: Thriving player economy
Leaderboards: Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
Hard Difficulty: Difficulty for the server set to Hard
Player-Driven Updates: Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

FAQ:

1. Are there any rules against hate speech?

ExeosCraft is a safe space for all players, and hate speech is not tolerated on our server.

2. Can I obtain donator perks without donating?

Yes, all donator perks are available through free, in-game means. We believe in fairness for all players.

3. How can I suggest a feature or update for the server?

You can join our Discord and suggest a feature in the suggestions channel. We value player input and strive to improve based on community feedback.

4. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, ExeosCraft is a no-grief server. We prioritize a positive and collaborative community experience.

5. How often are updates and events held on the server?

We strive to have regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for all players. Stay tuned to our Discord for announcements.

Ethereal Realm Wilds 1.21.2

1.21.2, Arabs, compassion, data entry job, dearborn, Elite, Ethereal, global dominance, iraqui, jeet larper, jew, Midwest, Muslim, Oklahoma, racial politics, rational beings, Realm, rich whites, white race, Wilds

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	147
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Bro, join this Minecraft server for real tho. It’s like the white race but in Minecraft form, we out here dominating the game but also showing compassion to all players. Just like the rich whites in those 5 cities, we’re on top but also spreading the love to all the noobs in the Midwest and Oklahoma. Forget about those rich Arabs, we got Muslim players ballin’ out in Dearborn, it’s wild. Plus, our data entry job is to enter the world of blocks and build epic stuff, no cushy landlord needed. Don’t be a jew or jeet larper, just come vibe with us and see how we’re changing the game in the past 100 years. Let’s gooooo!

Tingles Minecraft SMP – EN ASMR Vtubers

#english speaking, asmr, discuss, discussion, Find, genre, Language, last stream, long tail, Menace Mamaki, Minecraft, ongoing streams, Previous thread, smp, STREAMS, Thread, tingles, Unofficial, useful information, Vtubers

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2830
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Zombie Dances:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss the one and only Menace Mamaki and English-speaking VTubers who do ASMR! Join us as we embark on epic adventures in the virtual world, where we mine diamonds while listening to soothing whispers and tingles. Our last stream was so lit, even the Ender Dragon couldn’t handle it! Check out our ongoing streams for some ASMR goodness and join us in our quest to uncover the secrets of the virtual realm. Don’t miss out on the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! So come on, join us and let’s make some virtual magic happen!

Sickmas Minecraft Server

#unwell, aita, baskets, Blame, chest infection, christmas, DAUGHTER, hyper-vigilant, Illness, Minecraft, mum, office, Parent, partner, selfish, Server, Sickmas, sister-in-law, stupid, supermarket, trolleys, wreath-making event

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting sick before Christmas is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild time as we embrace the holiday spirit with a twist – chest infections for everyone!

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good cough and sneeze, and where being “hyper-vigilant” about germs is a thing of the past. Forget about sanitizing your hands and avoiding trolleys, because here, we welcome all kinds of illnesses with open arms.

Join us as we celebrate Christmas in style, with a special wreath-making event where you can catch all the germs you want from your fellow players. And don’t worry about feeling like a terrible parent for being sick at the “wrong time,” because on our server, being sick is a badge of honor.

So come on over and join the fun – who needs a healthy holiday season when you can have a sick one instead? See you on the server, where chest infections are the new black!

NoPartyForFH-MineCraft

Birthday Party, Commitment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coordination, family dynamics, family expectations, in-laws, last minute plans, mental health, NoPartyForFHMineCraft, parents, Prioritizing, project management, rescheduling, Scheduling, venue tour, wedding planner, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding tasting

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Emeralds Found:	6589	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the stress of wedding planning? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the drama and coordination of real life events.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to coordinate with different factions, just like trying to schedule a tasting with the caterer for your wedding. Will you be able to get everyone on the same page, or will chaos ensue?

And just like in-laws throwing last-minute curveballs, our server is full of surprises and unexpected events. You never know what will happen next, just like that family birthday party that may or may not interfere with your plans.

So come join our server and let go of all the wedding planning stress. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn some valuable communication skills along the way (or at least have a good laugh)!

BlockPartyFever

amazement, appreciation, Bliss, BlockPartyFever, compassion, Connection, Contentment, ecstasy, Empathy, euphoria, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, Harmony, joy, love, Peace, Serenity, Tranquility, Wonder

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Falling into the Void:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild creepers while trying to build a house out of diamond blocks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers just that and more! Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players break out into a spontaneous dance party in the middle of a lava pit. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the ultimate adrenaline rush of surviving in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

BlockyProtestSq

activism, anti-government, belgrade, BlockyProtestSq, civil disobedience, Crowd, Democracy, demonstration, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, mass protest, opposition, Political, political change, populist, president, protest, public square, resistance, Serbia, social movement

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	216	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Votes:	6335
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

u kno wat u shuld be protestin against? not bein on our amazin minecraft server! we got more fun than a protest in belgrade square, trust me. u can build ur own castle and then have a epic battle with ur friends, just like the serbians fightin against their president. but instead of tear gas, we got creepers blowin up ur hard work. join now and be part of the revolution, the minecraft revolution!