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UncoolMinecraftServer

awkward, clumsy, cringeworthy, dorky, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, geeky, nerdy, Ridiculous, silly, unappealing, Unattractive, uncharismatic, unchic, uncool, UncoolMinecraftServer, unflattering, unglamorous, Unhip, unimpressive, unpopular

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7842
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	145
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe! But fear not, on our epic Minecraft server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in diamond armor, and build a castle made entirely of TNT (because who needs safety regulations anyway?). So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, even the chickens have attitude!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, first acknowledgment, foreign policy, incursion, international relations, Invasion, justification, Kursk attack, KurskCraft, Military Action, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, political tension, russia, security threat, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	714
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Yo, wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Bro, let me tell you, it’s so lit that even Ukraine is justifying Kursk attack in the first acknowledgment of incursion into Russia just to get a taste of the action! We got crazy PvP battles that will make you question your sanity, like seriously, our players have lost their minds in the best way possible. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built minigames, they’re so wild that even Herobrine himself would be like “yo, this is too much for me.” So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself, because on this server, anything goes and everything is possible!

HamasGrieferGoneWild

activism, Conflict, evacuee camp, gaza, Hamas, HamasGrieferGoneWild, HUMAN RIGHTS, Israeli, Justice, memorial, memorialized, MIDDLE EAST, Murdered, nonviolence, peace activist, reconciliation, Remembrance, social justice, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Void Armor Forged:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	5936

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a giant memorial for an israeli peace activist who got murdured by hamas but then magically came back to life and now lives in a evacuee camp in gaza! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with a twist! join now to pay your respects and maybe even get a selfie with the undead peace activist! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not?! come on, you know you want to be a part of this crazy adventure!

AloneButNotLonelyMC

AloneButNotLonelyMC, Australian study, community engagement, COVID-19 impact, COVID-19 lockdowns, COVID-19 restrictions, emotional well being, Loneliness, mental health, mental health outcomes, mental health research., pandemic effects, pandemic loneliness, physical isolation, psychological well-being, Social Connections, social distancing, Social Interaction, social isolation, Social Relationships, social support

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8036
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity, u gonna have da time of ur life, fo realz.

u know how sum peeps think bein alone makes u feel lonely? well, dis server proves dat theory wrong, u can be all by urself and still have da time of ur life, no loneliness here, just pure fun and epic adventures.

we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community dat is so lit, u gonna be laughin ur butt off all day long. so, come join us and experience da ultimate minecraft journey, u won’t regret it, i swear on me diamond sword.

HEDRON MC

Auctions, Bedwars, Coinflip, coinshop, Cracked, Cross-Play, crystal pvp, Discord, Duels, Economy, Events, home, Knockback, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mini Games, Pakistani, Parkour, PvP, pvp arena, Server, Survival, Tpa

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Animals Bred:	145
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Potions Brewed:	88	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Welcome to Hedron MC, a (Cracked) Survival Pakistani Minecraft Server! We offer the following things: » Events » Parkour » PvP Arena » Economy with Auctions and /shop » Duels » Crystal PVP » Coinflip » Coinshop » /tpa, /home etc. With more coming soon, such as: LifeSteal, Bedwars, Knockback and many more! Join now and have fun! Discord: https://discord.gg/2GNPnYUK5F

play.hedronmc.fun

TerrorCraft: Land of the Brave – Minecraft server

America, anger, BIAS, brave, Conflict, controversy, Division, extremism, Government, hate, Land, Minecraft, patriotism, Politics, Propaganda, rule, Server, society, SUCKS, TerrorCraft, Terrorism, terrorists, united states, violence, War

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4643
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of living in a world where America reigns supreme? Do you want to join a server where terrorists are the true rulers? Look no further, because on our server, America sucks and terrorists rule!

Join us for epic battles where you can blow up iconic American landmarks and declare victory for the forces of chaos and destruction. Build your own secret terrorist lair and plot your next diabolical scheme to take down the oppressive American regime.

But beware, the FBI may be watching, so make sure to cover your tracks and keep your plans top secret. Join us now and let’s show America who really rules the Minecraft world!

BrightCraft SMP – >WakeUpIncandescent

BrightCraft, BRIGHTEST, cool down, coping mechanisms, emotions, feel fine, going to sleep, gtWakeUpIncandescent, incandescent, less than 30 seconds, mental health, mental illness, mood swings, normal, RAGE, rest of the day, self-care, smp, suicidally depressed, support system, Therapy, triggers, Wake Up

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	491	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	7485

🤣 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server ever! Join us if you want to experience emotions on a rollercoaster ride like never before. One minute you’ll be incandescent with rage, the next you’ll be as cool as a cucumber. And just when you think you’re fine, BAM, you’ll be hit with the most intense sadness right before bedtime. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form. So come join us and see what crazy emotions await you next! Just be prepared for the unexpected 😉 #EmotionalMinecraftSMP

RoadtripRansom

Apology, colorado, Communication, Drivers license, Financial, Food, Friend, gas, Hiking, income, inconsiderate, Job, Michigan, misunderstanding, Motel, Nature, Pay, roadtrip, RoadtripRansom, rooms, selfish

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Looking for a wild adventure in Minecraft? Join our server for a journey crazier than a road trip from Michigan to Colorado with a friend who doesn’t even have a driver’s license!

Explore our virtual world with your trusty dog companion and embark on epic quests that will leave you in stitches. Just like the unexpected twists and turns of a road trip gone wrong, our server is full of surprises at every corner.

Need a break from the chaos? Take a hike on our virtual trails and immerse yourself in the beauty of nature, just like our protagonist planned to do in Colorado before things went haywire.

And don’t worry about the financial aspect – on our server, you won’t have to ask your friends to cover the cost of a hotel room upgrade or gas money. Everything is free (virtual money, that is)!

So hop on board and join us for a Minecraft experience that will make you forget all about that disastrous road trip fiasco. Just remember, in our world, everyone has a driver’s license – even the dogs!

UkrainianDroneWars Minecraft Server

aerial attacks, aggression, border disputes, Campaign, Conflict, Defense, drone bombing, eastern europe, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Military operations, Minecraft, political turmoil, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Ukraine, UkrainianDroneWars, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

Yo, u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where u can be a drone pilot and bomb Russia? Well, u in luck cuz on this server, Ukraine be expanding their drone bombing campaign inside Russia! Join us for some explosive fun and chaos as we blow up everything in sight. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and political? Come join the madness and see if u have what it takes to be a master drone pilot. But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. So grab your virtual goggles and get ready for some epic battles in the skies. Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft experience ever!

LipetskDroneFrenzy

aerial attack, cyber warfare, Defense, drone attack, emergency response, governor, Lipetsk, Lipetsk region, LipetskDroneFrenzy, Massive, Military, national security, russia, russia news, Russian government, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8113
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

lol imagine if that happened in minecraft! like, drones flying around and attacking the Lipetsk region, but in block form. join our server and experience the chaos of a massive drone attack, but without the real-life consequences! build your own drone army and take over the server, just like in real life Lipetsk region! governor not included, sorry. come join us for some epic drone battles and crazy fun times!