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Holy Creepers Minecraft Server: “Have you ever noticed how Atheists use that phrase? And they mean… diamonds!”

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6017

Are you tired of dealing with pesky atheists trying to rain on your Minecraft parade? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and escape the clutches of those non-believers who want to drag you down to hell with them. Our server is a safe haven for all believers who want to build, explore, and praise the almighty Notch in peace. So come on down and let’s show those atheists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets mayhem in hilarious ways!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Animals Bred:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Satan himself is jealous! That’s right, he’s probably rotting in HELL right now because he couldn’t handle the craziness of our server.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just to spice things up.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why even the devil himself can’t resist the madness of our Minecraft server!

Crafty McLaughy’s Block Party: Where the Creepers are Tight and the Doci-ness is on Point!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1852
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Dimension Hops:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler! Our community is so docile, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a zen garden.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is so wild, we once had a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive by landing in a pool of lava – true story!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

The Derpy Diamond Digging Dorks Minecraft Server

autistic, cerebral, Challenging, complex, derpy, Diamond, Difficult, Digging, Dorks, Engaging, Game, hardest, high difficulty, Immersive, indie game, Innovative, INTENSE, intricate, intricate gameplay, Minecraft, over the top, Server, Stimulating, strategy, Tower Defense, Unique

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Love Letters Sent:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Animals Bred:	186
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Are you tired of boring old tower defense games that are too easy and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most insane, over-the-top, and downright ridiculous tower defense game you’ve ever played.

Picture this: you’re defending your base from hordes of zombie chickens, skeleton cows, and creeper pigs. But wait, there’s a twist! The zombies are wearing top hats, the skeletons are breakdancing, and the creepers are armed with water guns. Can you handle the madness?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for playing the accordion. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a tower defense experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious.

Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose your own adventure! Want to be a hero and take down a murderer? Go for it! But wait, what if you want to keep that murderer alive instead? Well, we’ve got just the challenge for you. Lock them up in solitary confinement, pump them full of anti-psychotics, and watch as they age gracefully until their final days. And don’t forget about the grand finale – keep their corpse in a fridge for 3 whole months before giving them a proper burial. It’s a wild ride of suspense and insanity, so join us today for a truly unforgettable experience!

Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2211
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Farms Harvested:	499
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	4043	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

balance, blocky, Commitment, Communication, CURSES, dreams, EYES, growth, hobbies, Killers, love, Marriage, McBlockface, Men, neglect, Observation, obsessions, Partnership, pixels, Priorities, relationships, Respect, Understanding, Wife

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!