gtbeset Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GFDefenseCraft

aita, Asshole, bar, Bar etiquette, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cringey, drink, Drunk, gf, GFDefenseCraft, guy, Jealousy, Pool, Social Interaction, step outside, Talking, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of dealing with cringey assholes in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and just focus on building epic creations! No more awkward encounters at the bar, just pure gaming fun!

Join now and build your own virtual pool where you can play with your gf without any interruptions from random guys. And if anyone tries to get in the way, challenge them to a virtual duel outside the bar – Minecraft style! Show them who’s boss in the pixelated world!

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any cringey assholes getting in your way. It’s time to escape to a world where you can be the ultimate builder without any interruptions. See you in the game!

LifeChangedByMinecraft SMP

big impact, Decision making, impactful decisions, important choices, life changing, life choices, life-altering choices, life-changing decisions, LifeChangedByMinecraft, major impact, minor decisions, personal growth, pivotal moments, seemingly small decision, significant changes, significant events, small choices, smp, transformative choices, turning points, unexpected consequences, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3811	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44

Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life in BIG ways! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain reaction of events that eventually made them the ruler of the entire server! Who knew a simple pig punch could lead to such power and glory? Don’t miss out on the chance to have your own crazy adventure and see where it takes you!

TipsyCraft

alcohol, bar, Carefree, celebration, Drinking, Friends, Fun, hangover, inhibition, intoxicated, Laughter, loosened up, Memories, night out, Party, regret, Relaxation, socializing, tipsy, TipsyCraft, Wild

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Zombie Dances:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds, fight zombies, and build epic structures all while under the influence of virtual alcohol. Trust us, everything is way more fun when you’re drunk in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by completing a series of ridiculous challenges. From riding pigs off cliffs to building a giant statue of a chicken, the possibilities are endless (and totally absurd).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our legendary party cave, where the music never stops and the virtual drinks never run out. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the drunken adventures begin!

CraftyBlockWars

arms sales, Conflict, Continues, controversy, CraftyBlockWars, criticism, defense industry, Delays, diplomatic tensions, germany, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military equipment, political decisions, qatar, Report, Sales, SELLING, Sparking, weapons

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

so, liek, this server is lit af, u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do backflips. we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, but watch out for the lava traps set by the evil sheep gang. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who can defeat the ender dragon with a wooden sword. plus, we have a dance party every friday night in the nether realm, where the creepers bust out their best moves. join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everyone into zombie pigmen. u won’t regret it, bro.

Guillain-Barre Syndrome Land

adverse reaction, GBS risk, Guillain-Barré syndrome, Guillain-Barre syndrome risk, GuillainBarre, Land, medical complications, neurological complications, neurological disorder, rare occurrence, rare side effect, rare vaccine adverse event, rare vaccine side effect, RSV vaccine, Syndrome, Vaccine Adverse Events, vaccine adverse reactions, vaccine complications, vaccine complications risk, vaccine risk, vaccine safety, vaccine side effects, vaccine-related illness

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magic Items Found:	7183
Emeralds Found:	9310	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

So, like, on this server, there’s a 1 in 1,000 chance that if you take the RSV vaccine, you might get Guillain-Barre syndrome! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun, right? Who needs feeling in their legs anyway? Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you fight off mobs while trying not to collapse from paralysis! It’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in Minecraft form! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – if you can find it, that is. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you’re lucky enough to get that rare syndrome!

Epic Water Minecraft Server

amazing, awe-inspiring, beauty, Breathtaking, crystal clear, Elemental, Epic, ESSENTIAL, invigorating, life-giving, life-sustaining, Majestic, Minecraft, Nature, Powerful, Pure, Refreshing, rejuvenating, Serene, Server, Tranquil, Water

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of boring old land-based Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our server where WATER IS SO FREAKING EPIC! Dive into our oceans and discover hidden treasures, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find the lost city of Atlantis (if you’re lucky)! Don’t worry about drowning, our server has special magical water that lets you breathe underwater like a fish! So come join us and make a splash on the most epic water-based Minecraft server ever!

Whores in Minecraft SMP

Confidence, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, feminism, Gender Roles, judgment, Minecraft, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-image, self-perception, sex work, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, stigmatization, Whores, Women

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your pants off! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party after a long day of being killed by players. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is rumored to be able to speak in ancient llama languages. He’s the life of the party and always has the best gossip to share.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs that grant wishes.

4. We have a floating island made entirely of cheese where players can go to relax and eat their fill of delicious dairy goodness. Just watch out for the cheese dragons that guard the island!

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to life’s most pressing question: How can women be whores and not be disgusted by themselves? (Hint: it involves a lot of diamond armor and enchanted pickaxes)

CraftyDecisions SMP

best decision, CraftyDecisions, Decision making, empowerment, fulfillment, Happiness, impactful decisions, life choices, life lessons, life-changing choices, personal development, personal growth, positive changes, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-fulfillment, smp, success, transformation, wise choices

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time making important life decisions when you could be joining a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re going on a wild rollercoaster ride? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you see our epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and players riding on chickens armed with…well, nothing really, but it’s still hilarious to watch. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if Minecraft skills can translate into real-life survival skills. So basically, joining our SMP could save your life one day. No big deal.

MineCraftQA: Ask Me Anything!

building relationships, cultivating empathy, deep conversation starters, encouraging vulnerability, engaging queries, enhancing communication, expanding horizons, exploring perspectives, fostering connection, igniting creativity, introspective inquiries, meaningful dialogue, MineCraftQA, open-ended discussions, personal reflection, philosophical musings, promoting understanding, Self Discovery, sparking curiosity, strengthening bonds, thought-provoking questions

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2813	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Love Letters Sent:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Do you want to know where you can find a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs, or if you want to ride on a rainbow-colored llama through a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are the ultimate party crashers.

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some craziness into your blocky adventures, come join us and let the madness begin!

LonelyCraft: Make Friends, Not Blocks

alone, AMERICANS, blocks, busy, Communication, Community, Connection, Friends, friendship, Friendship Paradox, Friendship Time, friendship trends, ISOLATION, Lifestyle, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, Paradox, relationships, Social Interaction, social trends, socializing, Technology, Time

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4426	Farms Harvested:	149
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Emeralds Found:	8512
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9640
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you will never be alone again!! forget about spending less time with friends, on our server you will be surrounded by FRIENDSHIP 24/7!! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that give out free diamonds!!

our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to hang out with us!! we have epic parties every night with DJ creeper dropping sick beats!! you will never feel lonely again, we promise!!

so what are you waiting for?? join us now and experience the ultimate FRIENDSHIP PARADOX in minecraft history!! you won’t regret it, trust us!!