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HolyCraft SMP – >Be Christian

Holycraft, Christian, Christian beliefs, anti-semitism, religious intolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where being Christian and hating Jews is not only allowed, but encouraged!

But wait, there’s more! When you open up your Bible in-game, you’ll find that it’s not your typical Bible. It’s actually the Hebrew Bible with a few extra books tacked on the end. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few miracles along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe even your blocky house blown up too)!

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Minecraft server: >be meCraft

goyslop place, Server, stomach troubles, ranjeesh muhammed hernandez mutumbu, Curious

>be me >looking for a new Minecraft server to join >come across this one with a crazy name >decide to give it a try because why not >log in and spawn in the middle of a giant taco >turns out, this server is all about food-themed builds >start exploring and find a castle made entirely of cheese >get attacked by a mob of angry chickens guarding the entrance >finally make it inside and find a hidden room full of diamond loot >apparently, the owner of the server is a mad scientist who loves food experiments >join the server and become part of the wacky food-themed adventures >never a dull moment on this server, definitely worth checking out!

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Crafty AF Server: ‘>be me’ – Where Pixels Meet Memes!

military transition, college struggles, military experience, IT Support, Meet

> Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of college life!

> Tired of dealing with due dates and locked materials? On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixel art and surviving zombie attacks.

> Instead of dealing with unhelpful professors, join our community of players who are always ready to lend a hand or a diamond sword.

> Say goodbye to IT troubles and hello to endless possibilities in our virtual world.

> Trust us, the military has nothing on the adventures you’ll have on our server. Join now and start crafting your way to victory!

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Crafty Geezers – Where age is just a number! Join ‘>be 34’ for a wild ride in Minecraft land!

mental health, Land, acceptance, gtbe, Loneliness

>be 34 >get first gf >hate it >decide to escape reality by joining the most epic Minecraft server ever created >where you can build a castle made entirely of cheese >where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs >where you can battle against a horde of evil llamas trying to take over the server >where you can find a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy >where you can team up with a group of ninja turtles to defeat the Ender Dragon >where you can finally find true happiness and never have to deal with real life drama again! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

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Crafty AF Server: ‘>be me’ – Where even creepers can’t resist a good meme!

Disappointment, self-doubt, Resist, 25, hopelessness

Are you tired of bad luck ruining your love life in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where rejection doesn’t exist!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a beautiful player appears, ready to go on a virtual date with you. But wait, there’s a twist! They’re actually a secret agent on a mission to steal your diamonds! Can you outsmart them and win their heart?

Or how about this scenario: you’re building a castle with your Minecraft crush when suddenly a potion of love is accidentally thrown, causing chaos and hilarious hijinks as everyone on the server falls in love with each other!

Don’t let bad luck get you down, join our server and experience a love life full of surprises and laughter. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among the pixelated blocks!

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Pixelated Time Machine: ‘>be me 1 year ago’

decision, Diversity, gtbe, year, Be me

> So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on this epic server, when suddenly you get a message from a Filipino traveler who’s also your girlfriend’s ex-tranny hookup. Talk about a plot twist!

> Now, here’s where it gets wild – this server is known for its crazy adventures and unexpected encounters. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by llamas, or find a hidden village full of talking chickens.

> And hey, if you’re feeling adventurous, why not propose a threesome to your girlfriend and her ex-tranny fling? Who knows, it might just lead to some epic loot and unforgettable memories. So what are you waiting for? Join the madness and let the chaos begin!

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Crafty AF Server: ‘>be me’ – Where even creepers can’t resist a good story

gtbe, am I rarted, CREEPERS, see cute girl, Resist

> Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where you won’t have to worry about accidentally thinking inappropriate thoughts about cute girls ever again! Our server is werewolf-free and guaranteed to keep your mind focused on building epic structures and exploring new lands. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be disgusted with is how addictive our server is! Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

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CraftyCreeperz: ‘>be me’ Server – Where You Can Be Anything But Yourself!

want her, attracted, Be me, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, gtbe

>be me >join this epic Minecraft server >meet the most beautiful pixelated girl >she’s building a castle and slaying zombies like a boss >we team up to conquer the virtual world >she laughs at my terrible jokes and calls me her Minecraft knight in shining armor >we dance in the pixelated moonlight, our diamond swords gleaming >but then she drops a bombshell >”I already have a Minecraft boyfriend, but I can’t resist your blocky charm” >so now I’m torn between love and loyalty in this virtual world >join this server for love triangles and epic adventures, where pixels collide and hearts are broken in the most hilarious ways!

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CraftyCreeperz: ‘>be me’ Minecraft Madness

BETRAYAL, genre, judgment, TREATED, Friends

> So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where everyone is a shota or loli character! But like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and definitely not creepy at all. > You can join and be part of this cute little world where everyone is just adorable and innocent, just like you! > Plus, there’s a secret conspiracy going on where some players think you’re a pedo just because you like shota/loli stuff. Like, what even? But don’t worry, we’ll protect you from those haters and have your back. > So come join THE CUTEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER and prove those haters wrong! Let’s show them that being a shota/loli fan doesn’t make you a bad person, it just makes you extra kawaii! 🌈💖

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CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

hide my weed from gf, Next day, feels pretty good, CraftyCreeperz, ltbe

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

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