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CookingCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, Asshole, bolognese, bonkers, Chef, cleaners, Cook, CookingCraft, Cottage pie, food shopping, friend’s family, Help, homecooked, Hospital, insult, kitchen, massive weekend, Minecraft, normal service, not cooking meals, Plans, repertoire, Server, SpagBol, Sparrows, surprised, Visiting, wedding breakfast

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Towns Built:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Star Shards Collected:	77
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most seasoned chefs can’t handle the heat in the kitchen! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and kitchen calamities.

Imagine logging on to our server and finding your friend attempting to cook a gourmet meal for their sick mom, only to create a disaster that would make Gordon Ramsay cry. From measly portions of bolognese to cottage pies fit for sparrows, the kitchen is always a battlefield on our server.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our on-call cooks ready to swoop in and save the day. Just like in real life, sometimes you just need to call in the professionals to clean up the mess and whip up a masterpiece in under an hour.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the drama of a kitchen nightmare and still come out on top as the hero? Don’t be afraid to stir the pot and show off your cooking skills, just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that come with it.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our culinary Minecraft world!

ExHusbandDyingNoKidToldAITA

attention seeking, Boundaries, brain injury, co parenting, Communication, custody, Decision making, difficult conversations, emotional manipulation, estranged relationship, ex husband, ExHusbandDyingNoKidToldAITA, family dynamics, Guilt, impact on child, legal issues, long distance parenting, medical information, parenting, privacy concerns, terminal illness

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning everything.

Just like this wild tale of a 35-year-old mom dealing with her ex-husband’s fake terminal illness to guilt trip their 14-year-old child. Can you imagine the shenanigans that would go down on our server if we had players like this?

Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the craziness – join today!

SafeButDeadly Minecraft Server

Dangerous, deceptive dangers, deceptive safety, disguised dangers, hidden dangers, hidden hazards, hidden perils, hidden threats, hidden toxins, Minecraft, overlooked dangers, overlooked risks, potential dangers, SafeButDeadly, safety hazards, seemingly harmless, seemingly harmless but deadly, seemingly safe, Server, silent killers, underestimated risks, unexpected hazards, unsuspected risks

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Towns Built:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is not as it seems! Join us if you dare to face the ultimate challenge of figuring out what seems safe but can actually kill you in the game.

Our server is filled with hidden traps, devious puzzles, and sneaky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times. But don’t worry, we also have plenty of rewards for those brave enough to conquer the dangers lurking around every corner.

Rumor has it that there is a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a fearsome dragon who only reveals itself to the most cunning and skilled players. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize and become the stuff of legends?

So come join us on our server and test your Minecraft skills like never before. Just remember, looks can be deceiving, and what seems safe may just be the thing that ends your game in a hilarious and unexpected way. See you in the game, if you dare!

CraftingLoveGone

BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, counseling, CraftingLoveGone, Divorce, Emotional distance, growing apart, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, irreconcilable differences, lack of intimacy, legal proceedings, Loneliness, lost love, Marital Problems, Marriage, moving on, relationship, Resentment, separation, signs of a failing marriage

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

When you find yourself spending more time on this Minecraft server than with your spouse! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. Who needs marriage counseling when you have diamond mining and creeper explosions to distract you? So come on, join us and say goodbye to your spouse… I mean, marriage problems!

ParisOlympicsSecure

athletes, Budget, Competition, concerns, fear, games, hostility, International, Israel, measures, olympics, Paris, ParisOlympicsSecure, precautions, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, sports, Surveillance, Tensions, threat

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3321	Runes Activated:	1
Magic Items Found:	2574	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Gods Slained:	0

OMG, THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE OLYMPICS BUT BETTER! WE HAVE DOUBLE THE SECURITY BUDGET BECAUSE OUR PLAYERS ARE SO FAMOUS, ATHLETES FROM PARIS ARE SCARED TO COMPETE HERE! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO FEEL LIKE A CELEBRITY AND AVOID HOSTILITY FROM FRENCHIES. PLUS, OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, YOU’LL BLIND ANY HATERS TRYING TO ATTACK YOU. COME JOIN THE FUN AND BE A PART OF OUR EPIC MINECRAFT OLYMPICS!

SpermBankCraft

awkward, Clinic, different, donation, donation process, double meaning, fertility, fertility treatment, funny, guy, humor, JOKE, LOAD, Medical, reproductive health, reproductive system, reproductive technology, sperm bank, Sperm donor, sperm sample, SpermBankCraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server and experience the craziest, wildest, most off-the-wall adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you can find the elusive Rainbow Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! And remember, “Get a load of this guy” means something totally different at a sperm bank.

RightCraft: Survival Bias Fun

adhd, animal studies, autism, BIAS, biases, brain development, cognitive psychology, evolutionary psychology, Fun, handedness, Human Behavior, left visual field bias, neurodiversity, neurological disorders, research, right-handedness, RightCraft, social advantages, social benefits, Social Interaction, Survival, survival tasks, visual field alignment

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3515
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Love Letters Sent:	18

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE EMBRACE ALL BIASES, EVEN IF YOU’RE LEFT-HANDED AND SEE THINGS UPSIDE DOWN! WE BELIEVE THAT HAVING A LITTLE BIT OF CRAZINESS IN YOUR LIFE MAKES EVERYTHING MORE FUN!

IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE LOOKING AT IT FROM THE BOTTOM UP – THAT’S THE KIND OF WACKY SHENANIGANS YOU CAN EXPECT ON OUR SERVER!

PLUS, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT EMBRACING YOUR BIASES CAN ACTUALLY MAKE YOU A BETTER SURVIVOR, SO JOINING OUR SERVER MIGHT JUST SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY, UPSIDE-DOWN, LEFT-HANDED MASTERPIECES TOGETHER! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF AUTISM AND ADHD WHILE YOU’RE AT IT! #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS #BIASBUILDSUCCESS 😂🤪🏰🎮

HardBox Vanilla Minecraft Server

1.16.5, Achievements, atmosphere, Community, Datapack, Difficulty, Discord, Endless, equality, Friends, gameplay, HardBox, Hardcore, Loot, Minecraft, Progression, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Votes:	3994	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

HardBox is a vanilla server without private and wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for a long game.

Equality of players:

We do not have donation privileges. All players start the game in equal conditions, we do not have any starting sets.

No privacy:

There is no private on the server, which means that players from the very beginning of the game must fully protect their home not only from monsters, but also from other players. You can start developing and build a starting house, but for good security it is worth going far from the spawn.

Standard framework:

The server is aimed at the most vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, jobs and other things created for degradation.

Hardcore:

In addition to the lack of private, the server has maximum difficulty. Also, some complications have been introduced that will extend your progression and diversify the gameplay.

Gameplay:

The server contains a fully translated datapack for “1000 achievements”, which will fill dozens of your evenings.An endless world, 16 chunks of rendering and limitless space for creativity.Version 1.16.5 is specially selected for players who cannot play on new versions due to lags.

Call your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/jAgyAEuWwG

135.181.126.150:25659

Vanillish

C0L1TH, community-run, Coreprotect, Founded, Griefing, July 8th 2024, minecraft server, NSFW, old desktop PC., Raiding, Respect, Semivanilla, Server Rules, smp, stealing, Survival, Vanillish

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Mines Excavated:	4821	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

GENERAL INFO:This server was designed to be run by its community. Players can do whatever they want, but if they get caught doing something against the server rules, a server-wide vote can be held by any witness to punish the player. To participate in the vote, players must send a private message to me (C0L1TH) when I am online. Additionally, admin powers will only be used when absolutely needed. Admins cannot punish players until a vote is held. Punishment appeals can be made on the Discord server (as of now, this does not exist yet).

RULES:1. No griefing, stealing, or raiding.2. No NSFW.3. Be respectful (to me, this is the most important rule).

FUN FACTS (as of 7/8/2024):– This server was founded on July 8th, 2024 by C0L1TH (me).– The only plugin installed on the server is CoreProtect.– The server runs on an old desktop PC. It isn’t super powerful, but it works decently well.

vanillish.playit.gg

Justin’s Escape Minecraft Server

Escape, fucking, getting away, Hell, justin, Justins, Keep, long tail, Minecraft, not again, Server, tags, with it

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Void Armor Forged:	27

Are you tired of Justin griefing your builds and stealing your diamonds on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, Justin is banned for life! Join us and finally get your revenge on that sneaky little griefer. Build giant statues of yourself flipping him off or create elaborate traps to catch him in the act. The possibilities are endless when Justin is out of the picture. So come join us and let’s show Justin who’s boss!