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UkraineCraft: Indian Army Edition

Army, battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, eastern europe, Edition, Eight Indians, Fighting, foreign fighters, global conflict, Indian, Indian soldiers, international news, Killed, Loss, loss of life, Military, news headlines, Russian army, Tragedy, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, violence, War

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	222	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Potions Brewed:	126	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got eight Indians who were straight up fighting in the Russian army against Ukraine. Like, can you imagine the chaos and madness that went down? It’s like a real-life battle royale, but in Minecraft! Join now and be part of the craziest war ever seen in the blocky world. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. It’s lit, fam. Join now or miss out on the wildest ride of your life!

PhilosoraptorsCraft

Academia, aristotle, critical thinking, deep thinkers, Descartes, epistemology, Ethics, existentialism, group, intellectuals, kant, Logic, metaphysics, Nietzsche, philosophers, philosophy, PhilosoraptorsCraft, Plato, rationality, reason, scholars, Socrates

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

So, like, you wanna join this totally epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a group of philosophers, man. We call ’em a reason, like what even is that? But who cares, because on this server, you’ll be using your brain cells like never before.

We got crazy challenges that will make you question your existence, like building a house out of only carrots or finding a diamond in a sea of lava. And get this, if you complete all the challenges, you get to ride a flying pig around the server. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, but watch out for the killer bunnies guarding them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your inner philosopher run wild. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life while mining for diamonds. Or you could just have a good laugh with your friends and ride pigs into the sunset. The choice is yours, my friend.

CaloricCraft: Chips&Dip Bonanza

bonanza, CaloricCraft, calorie intake, CHIPS, ChipsDip, control group, dietary habits, Dip, eating rate, food consumption, food pairing, food psychology, High Calorie Foods, increased appetite, indulgent snacks, mindless eating, nutrition research, portion control, salty snack, snacking behavior, unhealthy cravings, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the chips and dip flow like a waterfall of deliciousness! we promise a 77% greater caloric intake when you play on our server because our virtual snacks are just that good. plus, our players eat faster than lightning speed, so you better bring your appetite! who knew playing minecraft could make you so hungry? join us now for the ultimate snacking experience!

KengCraft – Your Ultimate Minecraft Server

Adventure, cannibals, Farmer, Fists of Justice, Giga muscle-girl, KengCraft, kenshi, Kenshi Fuck Mod, Kenshi General, LL modding, Minecraft, Mods, Moonrune, open-ended, Optimization, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Slave, squad-based, thief, trader.., Ultimate, WARLORD

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8027
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner warrior and become the ultimate Fist of Justice! Join us in epic battles, daring adventures, and outrageous quests that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, traps, and a giant chicken that breathes fire. Yes, you read that right – a fire-breathing chicken! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special mod that turns all the cows into muscle-bound supermodels, because who doesn’t want to milk a cow that can bench press a truck? And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try out our exclusive Kenshi Fuck Mod, where you can… well, use your imagination on that one.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional fire-breathing chicken). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get on the bad side of the ninja llamas, that is.

ZoomerZombieBods Minecraft SMP

body dysmorphia, body image, body positivity, Eating disorders, exercise habits, generation z, health, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecraft, physical health, screen time, sedentary lifestyle, self esteem, self-care, smp, social media, societal pressures, Technology, unhealthy habits, wellness, zoomers, ZoomerZombieBods

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8527	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Come join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest adventures. Want to fight a dragon with a rubber chicken? We got you covered. How about riding a llama into battle against an army of creepers? Totally doable.

But that’s not all – we have the most insane events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through an obstacle course. And don’t even get us started on our legendary “TNT Cannon Wars” where chaos reigns supreme.

So why do zoomers have such messed up bodies? Because they’ve been playing on our server too much, laughing their butts off and having the time of their lives. Join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Dad’s House Drama Minecraft Server

blended families, communication breakdown, coping with family drama, Dads, dealing with difficult family members, Drama, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family estrangement, Family issues, Family Therapy, generational conflicts, House, intergenerational trauma, Minecraft, parent-child relationships, parental estrangement, relationship conflicts, Server, setting boundaries, sibling communication, stepmother problems, toxic relationships, Ultimatums

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and arguments over Facebook messages? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world craziness for a virtual world of fun and adventure.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting threatened with restraining orders or arrested for sending a simple message to your dad. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time together.

Plus, if you ever need a break from your dad’s wife’s constant temper tantrums, just log on to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs family drama when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it – unless you count regretting not joining sooner!

RentDramaCraft

Agreement, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, budgeting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, finances, financial support, Generosity, Gifts, income, job stability, living together, relationship, Rent, RentDramaCraft, responsibilities, Trust

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	8744
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of living with a freeloading fiancé who thinks Uber driving is a full-time job? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can build a virtual mansion without worrying about rent or utilities. No more late payments or financial stress, just pure creative freedom!

And if your fiancé tries to guilt trip you into using your birthday money to cover his share of the rent, you can simply block him in the game and build a fortress to protect yourself from his excuses.

Join us now and say goodbye to real-life problems, because in our Minecraft world, you’re the boss!

ExtremeCraftersUnited

activism, civil liberties, Cultural preservation, discrimination, ethno groups, ExtremeCraftersUnited, extremists, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, indigenous, labeling, Ministry of Justice, minority rights, Political, protest, Regional, repression, russia, Russian, social justice, suppression

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Meteorites Collected:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	779	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got 55 Russian indigenous, regional, and ethno groups who be labeled as extremists by da Russian Ministry of Justice! like, how crazy is dat?! u can join dem in epic battles against da government or just chill and build epic bases together. Plus, we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by mutant zombie chickens. Trust me, u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else. So come join da madness and let’s conquer Minecraft together!

PFOA-Be-Gone: Ceramic Cleanse

3d printing, advanced filtration, Ceramic, ceramic ink, ceramic technology, ceramic-infused lattices, chemical removal, clean water, cleanse, Environmental Science, environmental technology, forever chemicals, innovative materials, perfluorooctanoic acid, PFOA, PFOABeGone, pollution control, research, sustainable solutions, water contamination, water filtration, water supplies, water treatment

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5171
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1007
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crops Grown:	8237	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where we use 3D-printed ceramic ink to remove “forever chemicals” from water!! like, who even knew dat was a thing?? but ya, we got ceramic-infused lattices dat can remove at least 75% of perfluorooctanoic acid (PFOA) from water!! it’s like magic, but in minecraft!!

imagine being able to drink water without worrying about nasty chemicals?? dat’s what we offer on dis server!! we’re like the superheroes of water purification in the minecraft world!! join us and be a part of dis epic mission to eliminate all da bad stuff from water supplies!!

plus, our minecraft world is filled with crazy adventures and challenges!! we got dungeons to explore, dragons to slay, and treasure to find!! it’s a non-stop thrill ride on dis server, so come join us and have da time of your life!!

don’t miss out on dis once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly amazing in da minecraft universe!! join us now and let’s save da world, one block at a time!! 🌍🎮 #minecraftforlife #waterpurificationheroes #joinusnow

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

28 yo virgin, BlockyLove, coping mechanisms, depression, Expectations, experienced, first love, Good Job, hopeless, Insecurities, kill myself, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, no coming back, relationships, romance anime, self worth, Server, Settling, societal pressure, SUICIDE, used up whore

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of being a 28-year-old virgin who spends their time watching romance anime? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a seasoned adventurer, a master builder, or even a love guru. Who needs real-life experience when you can have virtual experiences that are way more exciting?

Join us and leave behind your worries about never being someone’s first love. On our server, you can be the first love of anyone you want! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love in the most unexpected places – like a blocky world filled with creepers and zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your 3rd romance anime of the week and say hello to a world where anything is possible. Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life!