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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 8101 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have mastered the art of trolling creepers with dank memes? Plus, rumor has it that Angela Merkel herself logs on to play every night, leading epic raids against rival factions while wearing a diamond-studded lederhosen.
So come on down to our server and experience the most reddit country in Europe in all its glory. Just be prepared for some seriously epic meme warfare and maybe a few too many schnitzel jokes along the way. Prost! 🍻🇩🇪