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Heart Attack Halters

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

so, like, if you want to, like, not have a heart attack, you should, like, totally join our minecraft server! we have, like, crazy amounts of physical activity, like jumping around and mining and stuff. it’s, like, proven that playing on our server can, like, cut your risk of heart attack by, like, 33 percent! so come join us and, like, save your heart while having a blast in the minecraft world!

HandsomeCraft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, handsome, HandsomeCraft, Insecurity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Ugly, validation, Women

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about your looks again! We have virtual blocks to build your dream mansion and pixelated pigs that will love you no matter what. Who needs real women when you can have a creeper as a companion? It’s time to level up your self-esteem and find true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Don’t be a sad sack in real life, come join us and be the king of the pixelated world!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anons, chuuba, Contribute, Corpo, delinquent, discuss, erp, fantasies, fantasize, Fun, general, indie, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, Slutposting, smp, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, worshipping

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2994	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	238	Emeralds Found:	5055
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take delinquency to a whole new level! If you’re tired of the same old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of vtubers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance battle. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground club where you can ERP with your favorite vtuber in pixelated form.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events where you can show off your lewd fan art of your favorite chuubas or participate in a cosplay contest where the winner gets to have a virtual date with their oshi.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your delinquent side run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP!

EgoCraft SMP

EgoCraft, introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Votes:	2828
Farms Harvested:	713	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	92
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	650931	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

OMG guys, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to steal them. And like, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who give out free OP gear to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane and wacky server?! Just imagine all the shenanigans and chaos that await you! So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever 😂🤪🦄🐔🚀🌈

MineCraftDreamJob

AMBITION, aspirations, career goals, dream career, dream job, dream job aspirations, dream job fulfillment, dream job in life, dream profession, fulfillment, future aspirations, ideal career, ideal job, life goals, Long-term goals, MineCraftDreamJob, Passion, personal growth, professional development, success, ultimate goal

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Towns Built:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a professional block stacker! That’s right, forget about being a doctor or lawyer, become the ultimate block stacking champion in our server!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you stack blocks like a pro, but you can also become a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, forget about herding sheep or cows, wrangle those pesky chickens and become the top chicken wrangler in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough, how about becoming a professional lava diver? That’s right, dive headfirst into pools of lava and come out unscathed! Show off your lava diving skills to all your friends and become the envy of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and live out your wildest dreams in the most outrageous ways possible!

SanaaAirportMinecraftServer

airstrikes, airstrikes in Sanaa, civilian casualties, Conflict, global impact, Houthi leader, international news, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, political tension, regional instability, RETALIATION, Sanaa airport, SanaaAirportMinecraftServer, televised speech, violence, war zone, Yemen

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8679
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Buildings Constructed:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN ISRAELI STRIKES IN SANA AIRPORT! OUR HOOTY LEADER WILL GIVE A TELEVISION SPEECH WHILE YOU BUILD YOUR BLOCKY CASTLE! COME JOIN FOR A BLASTING TIME AND MAYBE EVEN SEE A REAL LIFE CREEPER EXPLOSION! #BOOM #BLOCKS #MINECRAFTFUN

PutinPraiseWars: TuskVsOrban

Attacks, Conflict Resolution, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, government officials, Hungary, international relations, leadership, news headlines, Orbán, Polish PM, Political Criticism, putin, PutinPraiseWars, Tusk, TuskVsOrban, Ukraine

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Farms Harvested:	570
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	2704
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than polish pm tusk slamming hungary’s orban for praising putin during ukraine attacks. we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti. build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. who needs politics when you can have epic battles and hilarious shenanigans on our server? join now and let the chaos begin!

Hello Sir’s Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, Behavior, British, Communication, Conversation, culture, English, English language, formal, Greeting, hello, humor, Manners, Mr Nigel Lovecock, name.., people, Polite, Realm, Sir, sirs, social norms, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6025
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magic Items Found:	4304
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Farms Harvested:	808
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Oi oi oi, mate! If you wanna join this Minecraft server, you better buckle up your knickers and get ready for a wild ride! We got more craziness than a kangaroo on a pogo stick, I tell ya!

You’ll be building like a madman, mining like a dwarf on steroids, and fighting off creepers like your life depends on it! And let me tell you, the community here is more bonkers than a platypus wearing a top hat!

So if you’re ready to dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen), then come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a bloody good time!

No. 16559653 Minecraft SMP by AnonYmous

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, anonymous writer, Book, Captivating, Covert, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 16559653, novel, secret, smp, Suspense, Thriller, unknown

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9174
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mines Excavated:	4106
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, you might end up getting kidnapped by a group of mischievous villagers who want to make you their king. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

SnoozeTV Minecraft SMP

binge-worthy, Entertainment, Hidden Gem, hidden treasure, Minecraft, must watch, Overlooked, overlooked TV series, series, slept on, smp, SnoozeTV, television, TV critic, TV fan, TV recommendation, TV Review, tv show, Under The Radar, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated series, underrated TV show

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	3425	Towns Built:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that is straight fire, like hotter than a creeper explosion! You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and our leader is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He’s like the Elon Musk of Minecraft, always coming up with crazy inventions like flying pigs and diamond-powered jetpacks.

But that’s not even the best part, bro. We have weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And our community is lit, like we have a whole village of villagers who throw the wildest parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing competition, trust me.

So if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up and we’ll send you the coordinates to our secret base. Just watch out for the lava moat, it’s a real killer. And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Let’s get this bread, gamers!