gtAlcohol Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyPanicMC

arrest, Channels.., Communication, Conflict, CraftyPanicMC, international relations, le monde, Media, Messaging, News, Panic, Pavel Durov, Politics, Pro-war, russia, Russian, SECURITY, social media, Technology, Telegram, War

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	1585	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	3929
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

haha u want a minecraft server that is so lit even the russians are panicking? well come join our server where the drama is crazier than a soap opera! we got pavel durov getting arrested and causing chaos on russian telegram channels, like what even is happening?! join us for the most intense and wild gameplay you’ll ever experience! who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of this madness?! come join us now before the russians take over the server too! #crazyminecraft #russiandrama #paveldurov #joinusnow

TwistedCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Betrayed, deceived, Game, Gaming, Gaming Community, in on it, knowing, Minecraft, Plot, plot twist, real twist, Reveal, Server, shock, Storyline, surprise twist, surprised, thought, Twist, TwistedCraft, unexpected, unexpected twist

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew! Our players are experts at keeping secrets and pulling off the most epic surprises. You’ll never know who to trust or what to expect next. It’s like playing in a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds. Come join the chaos and see if you can handle the madness!

TrashyFilmFanatic Minecraft SMP

awful movie, bad film, below expectations, boring plot, cinematic letdown, DISAPPOINTING, film enthusiast, lackluster, lost in translation fan, low quality., Minecraft, Movie Critic, not recommended, not worth it, poor script, regret watching, smp, terrible acting, TrashyFilmFanatic, unimpressed, Waste of Money, Waste of time, worst movie

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mines Excavated:	3885	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, craziest, and most bananas SMP you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Our server is so insane, even the creepers have started a dance-off competition to see who can bust the best moves before blowing up.

But that’s not all! We have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by deciphering a series of riddles written by a mischievous Enderman with a love for puns. And rumor has it, if you find the treasure, you’ll gain the ability to turn into a block of cheese whenever you want.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

LeftoverCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, Conflict, Cooking, Dinner, dinner party, Etiquette, Food, Girlfriend, Hosting, LeftoverCraft, leftovers, leftovers etiquette, Meals, Minecraft, misunderstanding, party planning, relationships, roommate, roommate dynamics, Server, sharing, social norms, Waste

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up drama hotter than Lisa’s cooking!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the treacherous waters of roommate relationships and leftover food feuds. Will you be the hero who saves the day by turning old leftovers into a culinary masterpiece? Or will you be the villain who incites the wrath of Dave and Lisa by daring to serve up their uneaten meals at a party?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond swords. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while carrying a plate of Lisa’s famous lasagna, you’ll unlock the ultimate power-up to rule the server.

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with betrayal, friendship, and of course, delicious leftovers. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next on our server!

CreeperCounselor

Affair, burden of motherhood, Communication Issues, comparing relationships, CreeperCounselor, deleted text messages, domestic labor, emotional affair, emotional connection, emotional relationship, family burden, husband’s affair, Insecurity, long working hours, Marriage, outed affair, pursuing relationship, single lady, true companion, unhappiness, working late

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Zombie Dances:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4890
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your emotional relationship needs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of forming emotional connections with your fellow players, just like H did with C. Who needs a stable marriage when you can have a virtual affair with your coworker instead?

Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is navigating the complicated relationships between players. Will you choose your spouse or your coworker? Will you delete text messages to hide your secrets? The possibilities are endless!

And don’t worry about responsibilities like trash and yard work, on our server, you can escape all that by immersing yourself in a world of emotional turmoil and questionable decisions.

So come join us on the most scandalous Minecraft server around, where the drama never stops and the virtual affairs are always heating up. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement right here?

BlockyLifeCrisis

BlockyLifeCrisis, Contentment, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, introspection, Life, life journey, life satisfaction, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, positivity, progress, satisfaction, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, well-being

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchantments Applied:	70
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on epic adventures. Want to ride a polar bear into battle? Done. Want to build a house out of enchanted golden carrots? No problem. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? We’ve got you covered.

So say goodbye to your boring real life and say hello to the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Star TrekCraft: The Quest for Diamonds and Villager Trading – Join now for epic adventures and unforgettable shenanigans!

Adventures, Arenas, Auctions, Community, Custom Boss Mobs, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Epic, EULA Compliant, family friendly, Jobs, Join, LWC, No Griefing, No Raiding, PvE, PvP, Quest, Ranks, Regular Events, rules, Shenanigans, Staff, star, TOWN, Trading, Treasure Hunts, TrekCraft, unforgettable, villager, Voting, Wilds

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

TrekCraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Plugins	Towny, McMMO, Mythic Mobs, ArtMap, Jobs, Chest Shops, Crates, Auctions, Quests, Treasure Hunts, etc.
Events	Weekly events, contests, and competitions hosted by staff.
Community	Friendly and family-friendly atmosphere with helpful staff and players.
Rules	Strict rules against raiding and griefing, with PvP available in designated areas.
Website	https://www.trekcraft.ca

FAQ

1. Is swearing allowed on the server?

No, keeping the chat appropriate for children is required. No swearing or discussion of inappropriate behavior is allowed.

2. Are there rules against griefing or raiding?

Yes, the server has strict rules against griefing and raiding. In the event of grief, the staff will roll it back for you.

3. How can I obtain ranks on the server?

Ranks are obtained through in-game events, contests, treasure hunts, and voting. The server is fully EULA compliant.

4. Can I turn on PvP in the wilds?

PvP is off in the wilds, but you can turn it on in your town or participate in arenas.

5. How long has the server been around?

The server has been around for over 9 years, providing a trusted and stable community for players.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

anti-Jewish, anti-Semitic, anti-semitism, antisemitism, banter, Bigotry, blocky, discrimination, false accusations, harmful rhetoric, Hate Speech, how can we combat antisemitism, ignorance, intolerance, Jewish community, long tail: why do people spread harmful stereotypes about Jews, Minecraft, Misinformation, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, religious beliefs, religious persecution, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of getting side-eyed by Jews for no reason? Join our Minecraft server and show them that you’re not just a diamond in the rough, you’re a diamond in the mine! Our server is so epic, even Moses himself would part the Red Sea just to join in on the fun. Build your own temple, partake in epic battles against zombie pigmen (they’re basically bacon, so it’s kosher, right?), and show those Jews that you’re not just a diamond in the rough, you’re a diamond in the mine! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

SleepyPrincessSMP – ZzzCraft Edition

adaptation, Anime, anticipation, Character development, comedy, Edition, fairy tale, fan favorite, FANTASY, humor, long awaited, Manga, plot twists, Preference, princess, SEASON 2, Sequel, series, Sleep, sleepy princess, SleepyPrincessSMP, version preference, ZzzCraft

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a fairy tale come to life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night.

Season 2 of our SMP is coming soon and it’s going to be more lit than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory! We’ve got new quests, challenges, and surprises that will make your head spin faster than a spider jockey on a roller coaster.

So, which version of the sleepy princess do you prefer? The one who snores like a zombie pigman or the one who sleepwalks into lava pits? Either way, you’ll find plenty of entertainment on our server that will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you might want to steer clear.

PostBreakupMinecraftSMP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP and mine your way through the pain! Who needs a significant other when you have diamonds waiting to be discovered? Build a castle to keep out all the heartbreak and grief, or create a roller coaster to ride out your emotions. We even have a secret underground love potion brewing station for those looking to get back in the dating game. So come join us and craft your way to a better tomorrow!