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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 98 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2460 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Reasons to join: – We have a balloon popping mini-game where you can relive the trauma of your dad popping all your hard work. – Our cake selection is top-notch, but don’t worry, we won’t force feed you chocolate cake against your will. Choose your slice wisely! – Need some extra cash? Just watch out for your mom trying to take back the birthday money she gave you. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there. – Enjoy some family drama? Our server is full of it! Witness arguments over gifts, silent treatments, and even a sprinkle of name-calling. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.
So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity. Who needs a boring birthday party when you can have all this excitement in Minecraft?