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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 6335 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll be living the high life, building epic castles and battling dragons with your besties. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, where you can find diamonds the size of your mom’s meatloaf. And don’t even get me started on the dance parties at spawn, we’ve got DJ Villagers spinning sick beats all night long.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret society of llamas who control the economy, trading emeralds for enchanted gear like it’s nobody’s business. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension made entirely of cake. Yeah, you heard me right, CAKE.
So what are you waiting for, bro? Join our SMP and live your best blocky life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.