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ParentingFailz Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

If your child doesn’t know how to build a redstone contraption in Minecraft, it’s time to reevaluate your parenting skills. Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we measure parenting success by how many creeper explosions your child can survive without crying! Show off your parenting prowess by leading your little blocky avatar through epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP to escape to? Join now and prove to the world that you’re not just a parent, you’re a Minecraft master!

RegretCraft: The Last Purchase

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Runes Activated:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Dimension Hops:	12

Are you tired of regretting your purchases in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and never regret anything again! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers regret exploding on it. Join us and experience a world where you can buy virtual diamonds without any buyer’s remorse. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you see how awesome our server is!

CraftyCommiesNKraftyKoreans

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	375	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

so, like, u gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the craziest place ever. we got pigs flying around, like actual flying pigs. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.

one time, we had a giant chicken invade the server. it was clucking up a storm and laying diamond eggs everywhere. we all got rich, bro.

oh, and the villagers? they’re all secretly ninjas. they’ll sneak up on you and steal your diamonds, but in a really cool, ninja-like way.

also, our admin is a talking cat who can shoot lasers out of its eyes. no joke. it’s wild.

so, yeah, if you wanna have a good time and experience some seriously wacky stuff, you gotta join this server. it’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and stuff.

Convict Network: Where breaking blocks gets you a life sentence. Join us now in version 1.20.4 on the Whitelist server!

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Server Information
Server IP	play.convictnetwork.com
Version	1.20.4
Gamemode	Skyblock

Why Convict Network?

At Convict Network we believe in building a community with our players, ensuring they enjoy playing on the server. We pride ourselves with our communication with the community and hearing all helpful insights to make the players experience better.

Network Discord: https://discord.gg/ConvictNetwork – For sneak peeks, updates and player feedback Network Store: https://store.convictnetwork.com

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

What is the server IP?: The server IP is play.convictnetwork.com
What version is the server on?: The server is currently on version 1.20.4
What gamemode does the server offer?: The server offers the Skyblock gamemode
How can I join the server?: You can join by connecting to play.convictnetwork.com in Minecraft
How can I provide feedback to the server?: You can join the Network Discord at https://discord.gg/ConvictNetwork to provide feedback

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5165
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Jesus himself is a regular player! That’s right, he loves Breitbart discuss and he’s always down for a friendly debate while building epic structures.

Join us for the chance to team up with Jesus and take on the creepers and zombies together. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a church on the server, you’ll receive special blessings and protection from any griefers.

So come on over and experience the most divine Minecraft server around. Who knew that Jesus was such a hardcore gamer?

Big Blocky Bros Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Star Shards Collected:	214
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Farms Harvested:	405	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of watching the same old mainstream vtubers with thousands of viewers? Do you crave something more exclusive, more underground, more indie? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP server, where we only accept players who have an average of 500 viewers or more on their streams!

Join us and mingle with the VIPs of the indie vtuber world. We’re like the cool kids’ table at lunch, but in Minecraft form. And don’t worry if your favorite vtuber only has 499 viewers on average – we’re not sticklers for rules, just as long as you’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube.

We’ve got a whole list of top indie vtubers for you to check out, complete with their viewer numbers. And if you’re feeling frisky, we even have a Wheel of Names to help you decide who to simp for next.

So come on down to our server, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our love for indie vtubers. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a corpo or two trying to sneak their way in. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers.

ZzzCraft SMP: Sheep Counting!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	New Chunks Explored:	735919
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3432	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Void Armor Forged:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate cure for insomnia! Our server is so lit that even insomniacs can’t resist falling asleep after just a few minutes of playing. Join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights, because our virtual world is so exciting that it will knock you out faster than a sleeping potion brewed by a witch! So come on, join us and experience the most epic sleep aid you’ve ever encountered in your life!

BlockyLogic: NormalButScrewed

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Gods Slained:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Come join our wacky world where everything is turned upside down!

Join us on our server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! Our server is so crazy, even the chickens wear sunglasses and ride around on mini motorcycles.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone. And don’t even get us started on the talking trees that give out free diamonds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity).

NasrallahsHideout69

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2358	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

so, liek, u know how in Minecraft u gotta find the hidden treasure and stuff, well, dis server is like dat but on steriods, man. we got secret bases and hidden loot all over da place.

one time, dis player found a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds, but when dey tried to take it, a giant zombie pigman came outta nowhere and started doin the macarena. it was wild, dude.

also, we got crazy events like a giant chicken invasion where u gotta fight off a hoard of cluckers tryin to take over da server. it’s intense, bro.

plus, we got custom mobs like a creeper that explodes into confetti and a skeleton that shoots rainbows. it’s like a party in Minecraft all da time.

so come join da fun and see what crazy adventures await on dis epic server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

What is the IP for wellworks Minecraft Server?

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366	Gods Slained:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Alien Abductions:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Wellworks is a leading provider of workplace wellness programs and services. With a focus on improving employee health and well-being, Wellworks offers a wide range of solutions including fitness challenges, nutrition education, stress management workshops, and more. Their innovative programs are designed to help companies create a healthy and productive work environment, resulting in increased employee engagement and decreased healthcare costs. Wellworks is dedicated to helping organizations of all sizes promote a culture of wellness and support their employees in living healthier lives.