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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 6632 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7537 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 651 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire while also debating the philosophical implications of being a “Cultural Christian.” Who needs atheism when you can have a virtual church in Minecraft, am I right?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdancing to the beat of a Minecraft jukebox.
So come on down and join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in the pixels of our virtual world.