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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 7456 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Buildings Constructed: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 8381 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips, it’s like a freakin circus up in here.
plus, we got a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army.
so if you wanna join the madness and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, come on down and let’s get this party started! oh and by the way, we say July 4th because we like to keep things interesting and confuse the heck outta everyone. peace out, homies!