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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 2633 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 605 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Our server is perfect for seasoned professionals like yourself, who just need a break from the real world and want to escape into a world where your children are your whole world. Plus, we have a strict “no rude comments about kids” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about insensitive coworkers.
Join us today and let your virtual children roam free in a world where you can focus on what truly matters – building epic structures, exploring new lands, and maybe even finding a virtual summer camp for your little ones. And if anyone dares to make a snarky comment about your family size, just tell them to “worry about their own kids” and keep on gaming like the boss parent you are. See you in the game!