Grumpiest – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

TradeCraft: Making America Grief Again

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Are you tired of boring old politics and trade wars? Come join our Minecraft server where we make America great again by building giant walls around our bases to keep out any unwanted mobs! Who needs trading partners when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? Join us and help us defeat the Ender Dragon, because nothing says “Make America Great Again” like slaying a mythical beast in a virtual world! Plus, rumor has it that Trump himself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you for your epic building skills. So come on, join us and let’s show the world how Minecraft can truly make America great again!

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What is the IP for CheapPickle Minecraft Server?

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CheapPickle is a budget-friendly food blog dedicated to helping people create delicious meals on a dime. With a focus on easy recipes, money-saving tips, and creative meal ideas, CheapPickle aims to make cooking at home both affordable and fun. Join us on our journey to eat well for less!

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Epic SMP XI

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Faction PvP Raiding Economy Roleplay Adventure Skyblock Minigames Creative Vanilla Hardcore Quests Magic Medieval Farming City Custom Pixelmon Anarchy, Towny

Want to rule the world? Join Epic SMP XI! Build a nation, conquer your enemies, and become the ultimate leader. Immersive engineering and gun mods included!

epicsmpxi.ultraga.me:20197

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Eternal Skyrealm 1.21.2

1.21.2, AAAA, Asian cuisine, Cooking, Edamame, ETERNAL, flavor enhancer, Food, Healthy Eating, ingredients, marinate, need more soy, Plant-Based, protein, recipe, skyrealm, soy, soy products, soy sauce, stir-fry, tempeh, Tofu, Vegetarian

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got more soy than you can shake a stick at! And who doesn’t love a good soy party in Minecraft, am I right? Plus, the mobs are all decked out in tofu armor, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. So come on, what are you waiting for? Get your soy-loving self over here and join the fun!

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CraftyZelensky’s MC Server

African diplomacy, bilateral relations, CraftyZelenskys, Diplomacy, diplomatic mission, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic ties, diplomatic visit, eastern europe, foreign affairs, global affairs, Government, international relations, official invitation, official visit, Politics, President Zelensky, Server, south africa, state visit, Ukraine

come join our epic minecraft server where we invite ukraine’s president zelensky for a state visit! build your own presidential palace and rule over your own virtual country! fight off creepers and zombies with zelensky himself by your side, leading the charge with his epic sword skills! join now for a chance to meet world leaders in the virtual world and become the ultimate minecraft president!

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ForeverCraft: Childhood Cancer Edition

acute myeloid leukemia, Associations, Cancer, Childhood, childhood cancers, contaminants, drinking water, Edition, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, exposure, findings, forever chemicals, ForeverCraft, health risks, Links, PFAS, predicted exposure, prenatal exposure, public health, research, study, Suggestive, Wilms tumors

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is, like, out of this world? well, this server is, like, the craziest thing ever, man. u gotta join if u wanna have a good time.

like, did u know that on this server, if u mine a diamond block, u get teleported to a secret world where u can ride unicorns and fight dragons? it’s, like, so epic, dude. and, like, if u build a house out of emerald blocks, u get a pet dragon that breathes fire and protects u from creepers. it’s, like, insane.

also, there’s this rumor that if u find a hidden chest in the nether, u get a special potion that turns u into a superhero with super strength and the ability to fly. how cool is that? u can, like, save the world from evil mobs and become a legend on the server.

so, like, if u wanna be part of something truly magical and, like, totally bonkers, u gotta join this minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s, like, the best thing ever.

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Gemstone Kingdom 1.20

#youtube, 1st orisong, 3D Debut stream, debut stream, DIGGERS, doxxers, Gem, gemstone, holo vs holo baiters, INTRO, Kingdom, Koseki Bijou General, Links, merch, Music, Next stream, Previous Stream, Prism no Mahou, shorts, starter newpebble guide, STREAMS, Trolls, twitter, unarchived streams

Yo, check out this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a dimension of chaos and confusion. Join us for the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in your blocky life.

Forget about reality, jump into a world where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner crazy. Build the most outrageous structures, battle the weirdest creatures, and just let loose like a maniac.

With a community of absolute nutjobs like you, every moment on this server is a rollercoaster of laughter and madness. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so bizarre, you’ll question your own sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s dive headfirst into the insanity together. Just remember, don’t engage with the diggers, they’re like the trolls of the Minecraft world. Hide, report, and rock on, baby!

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CruiseLiesMC Server

BETRAYAL, birth of child, blocked, Boundaries, CruiseLiesMC, Disappointment, emotional conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Father, lack of communication, lying.., missed birth, Mother, overseas trip, parental responsibilities, processing emotions, Server, toxic relationships, unresolved issues

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and zero family drama!

👶🤰 Expecting a baby in June? Don’t worry, our server won’t book a trip overseas the day after you tell it the due date! We prioritize our players like they’re the last block of diamond in the game!

🌍✈️ Need a break from toxic family dynamics? Our server is the perfect escape! No mistresses, no lies, just pure Minecraft madness!

😂🎁 And forget about birthday texts, we’ll give you the gift of an explanation for any questionable behavior! Join now and block out the negativity, both in-game and in real life! Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time! #BlockOutTheDrama #JoinUsNow

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NotMyRealFamCraft

Apology, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, extroverts, family dynamics, homebody, Honesty, Inheritance, NotMyRealFamCraft, PRESSURE, real family, reconciliation, relationships, social media, step parents, step siblings, stepfamily, Truth

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build and create without any siblings breathing down your neck? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own family of pixelated pigs and cows instead!

Join now and claim your virtual inheritance of two homes on 1/2-ish acre of land – no need to worry about messy wills and POAs here! Build your dream house next to your pixelated grandparents’ old home and live out your Minecraft family drama in peace.

Don’t worry about offending anyone with your honesty here – on our server, you can block anyone who tries to start drama and post all the subliminal messages you want without consequences. Just remember to watch out for those creepers!

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom and leave the real family drama behind. Who needs real siblings when you can have virtual ones who won’t ever get upset with your brutal honesty?

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CraftyCanuckz

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LOL u guys, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, it’s like, totally cray cray! We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. Plus, our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Trump is tryna mess with us. He’s like, “I gotta destabilize Canada, BC gotta diversify from US regardess.” But we ain’t scared, we just keep on building our epic castles and slaying them creepers like it’s nobody’s business.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a server. Who needs tariff uncertainty when you got a bunch of blocky buddies to play with? Let’s show Trump who’s boss, one pixelated block at a time. Let’s do this, fam! #MinecraftMadness #TrumpCantTouchThis

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