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| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 9579 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 9984 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1004 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our server is so crazy, even the infamous braptuber Mel Nekomata couldn’t handle it and had to “graduate” to a job at Target! Rumor has it she lost her job for farting too much or getting caught masturbating at work – yikes! But don’t worry, our server is a fart and masturbation-free zone (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).
We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Plus, we guarantee that all our players are not wage cucks like Mel – they’re living their best lives as professional livestreamers. So come join the fun and leave the drama behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, welcome aboard!
