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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 676 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Star Shards Collected: | 269 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 103 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.