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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Feedback, friend request, general, Hero, invite, item builds, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, sandbox mode, Server, Steam, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, update, Wiki

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	4816
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Ores Mined:	5377	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	4471
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to the most buffed up Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest patch includes flying pigs, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret dungeon filled with dancing creepers.

To join this epic server, you must first sacrifice a stack of emeralds to the Minecraft gods and perform a ritual dance while chanting “Creeper, oh man” backwards. Don’t worry, it’s totally normal.

Once you’re in, you’ll need to complete the tutorial where you’ll learn how to ride a llama into battle and tame a dragon as your loyal pet. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

But wait, there’s more! Explore our public item builds, play bot matches against zombie villagers, and master the art of building a castle made entirely of TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

Winter World Cup Minecraft SMP

2022, climate, cold, Competition, controversy, cup, debate, decision, Event, Fifa, football, Future, Global, International, Minecraft, qatar, Scheduling, smp, Soccer, sports, Tournament, weather, Winter, winter world cup, world

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where winter world cups happen every day! That’s right, forget about soccer, we’re talking about epic snowball fights and ice skating competitions to determine the ultimate champion. So come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime in our winter wonderland world! Who needs summer when you can have snowball fights all year round?

No Girls Allowed Minecraft Server

Allowed, attractiveness, Behavior, Body language, body odor, Communication, Confidence, friendship, Girls, hygiene, Loneliness, Minecraft, personal grooming, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self-perception, Server, Sitting, social cues, Social Interaction, Social Skills

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of being friend-zoned in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that girls will be flocking to sit next to you because our server is infused with a special scent that attracts them like bees to honey. And as for being nice, well, let’s just say our players have been known to break out into spontaneous acts of kindness like building heart-shaped houses and giving out free diamonds. So come join us and watch as your popularity skyrockets faster than you can say “I love Minecraft!”

LoveYouLikeILoveYou Minecraft SMP – Wait on Sol 70M, Wait on Eth?

$WAIT on ETH, $WAIT on SOL, 70M, ETH, long tail tags, LoveYouLikeILoveYou, Minecraft, smp, SOL, theydontloveyoulikeiloveyou, WAIT

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	277	Players Killed by Monsters:	7051
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your front yard, led by a player riding a giant chicken. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this elusive fowl and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a dance-off with a group of creepers or embarking on a quest to retrieve the lost taco of destiny. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

20, banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, tags, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ores Mined:	4315	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

e5vw.vanilla-box.ru

Re: Zero Minecraft Server

Arguing, danger, Emilia, fail state, Ideology, Insecurities, love bombing, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misogyny, NTR, Regulus, Reinhard, ReZero, Server, sister-wife, slave-harem, Speech, Suave, subaru, temptations, Tension

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Animals Bred:	196	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Subaru and Reinhard argue over who gets to give the speech, but in a hilarious and ridiculous way. Watch as Regulus and his slave-harem try to take over the server, but end up failing miserably because, let’s face it, Regulus doesn’t know how to handle his bitches!

But that’s not all! Imagine a world where Regulus is actually the suavest motherfucker in existence, seducing everyone in his harem and tempting them to join as sister-wives. Will Emilia fall for his charm or will she rise above and take control? The tension is real, folks!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, we’re not responsible for any NTR tendencies that may arise!

Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

Humour, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, TV

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Farms Harvested:	232	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

No more drama Minecraft server

Anons, bronies, Brony, Captcha, chuds, diapers, Discord, Drama, elite group, friend drama, gibberish, Minecraft, newfags, ponybro, retarded, Server, stupid, swag, trolling, troons, voice message

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magic Items Found:	6401
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9687

Are you tired of getting trolled by chuds and troons in other Minecraft servers? Join our server and become part of an elite $500 brony friend group where your swag is appreciated! Voice messages are encouraged, diapers are optional. Our captcha is so ridiculous, it spits out pure gibberish just like our insane stories. Join now and show off your epic bronie skills!

The Hunted Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Anime, chimera ants, Deadsoka, friendship, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, Hisoka Morow, Hunted, Hunter Association, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, Leorio Paradinight, Manga, Minecraft, Nen, phantom troupe, SHONEN, smp

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Magic Items Found:	7819
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Welcome to Deadsoka, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the middle of a jungle. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to jump in, only to find themselves in a wacky world filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. It was like nothing they had ever seen before!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. If you can find your way there, you’ll be grooving with the most legendary mobs in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join Deadsoka today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.

Oh No No No No No Minecraft Server

Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, long tail, long tail tag, meme, Minecraft, nononononono, oh, reaction, Server, social media, Tag, trending, Video, viral, viral video

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Divine Spears Created:	26
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant the holder unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride pigs into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Llama Gang, a group of mischievous llamas who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Will you be able to tame one and ride it into the sunset?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade in rare sea treasures. Just be careful not to anger the giant squid boss who guards the entrance – he’s a real kraken when he’s hangry!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!