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Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server

body shaming, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, dress code, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, judgment, Leggings, Minecraft, modest fashion, modesty, moms, Mother, parental control, personal choice, relationship dynamics, Respect, Self-expression, Server, Short Dress, teenage fashion

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Void Gems Collected:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	2528	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the judgmental eyes of conservative moms and wear whatever dress you want! Join us for a world where leggings, tight jeans, tank tops, and short dresses are not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.

Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!

RedPenTeacher404

AGGRESSIVE, commentary, Correct, fuck up, IMPOSSIBLE, John, kindergarten, letter, MARK, name.., Opinions, passive aggressive, red pen, RedPenTeacher404, Report Card, son’s teacher, Spelling, WIBTA

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	630	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Chimeras Created:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Buildings Constructed:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2574

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

Asiago, blue cheese, Brie, Camembert, cheddar, CheddarChamp, CheeseCraft, favorite cheese, feta, fontina, goat cheese, gouda, havarti, manchego, mozzarella, parmesan, pepper jack, Provolone, ricotta, smp, SWISS, type of cheese

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mines Excavated:	4971	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

CringeCraft_Server

Actor, bad acting, Casting, CringeCraft_Server, criticism, detrimental, detrimental acting, detrimental actor, detrimental influence, detrimental performance, detrimental presence, Drama, Entertainment, film industry, Hollywood, Movie, negative impact, overacting, Performance, talent, television

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	39	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Votes:	9095	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Pirates of the Dead

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, og, Parkour, Pirates of the Dead, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

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Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

bad design choice, bizarre cover choice, blocky, design disaster, design fail, Disaster, game cover, game sales, giant ugly woman’s face, marketing blunder, marketing fail, Minecraft, misguided marketing, poor decision making, questionable design, questionable marketing tactics, Server, strange cover design, Terrible cover design, ugly cover art, unappealing artwork, unappealing cover, unattractive design

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	240	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Crops Grown:	3974	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Towns Built:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

10k, All In, asset allocation, beginner investor, Crypto, crypto market, crypto strategy, cryptocurrency, cryptofags, Diversification, Fags, Financial Planning, hodl, hodling strategy, investing, investment advice, long-term investment., market volatility, Minecraft, Moonshot, portfolio allocation, risk management, risk tolerance, smp, wealth building

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Divine Spears Created:	22
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mines Excavated:	2491
Chimeras Created:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

AGGRESSIVE, aita, Birthday, charges, christmas, family functions, Funeral, ghosting, Guilt, Harassment, husband, Illness, Minecraft, passed away, rehab facility, Server, Siblings, SisHubbySaysNo, sister, Tribute, Visit

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	229	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

NoobMaster69

Adaptability, Continuous Improvement, determination, Feedback, goal-setting, Grit, growth mindset., learning curve, NoobMaster69, overcoming challenges, patience, perseverance, persistence, personal development, practice makes perfect, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, skill acquisition., skill mastery, Time management

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

Abrams tanks, armored vehicles, AussieCraft, Australia, Conflict Resolution, defense assistance, Donations, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global solidarity, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, peacekeeping efforts, tanked, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, ukraine war, war effort

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2352
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!