Grooming MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CelineCraft Minecraft Server

younger women, CRICKETS, Pat Barry, Grandparents, Teacher

Are you ready to join the most scandalous and jaw-dropping Minecraft server out there? We’ve got more drama than a Celine Dion music video, more twists than a Thug Rose fight, and more grooming than a fancy French poodle salon.

Picture this: Naveen Andrews being groomed by his teacher like a cricket player, but with way more drama. And don’t even get us started on the historical norm of older men marrying younger women – we’re bringing that tradition back in style!

Forget cancel culture, we’re all about embracing the craziness of cougar relationships and power imbalances. Plus, if you’re looking for a server where hags are the real creeps and young men can take down older women in a fight, then look no further.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, scandalous romances, and more drama than you can shake a diamond sword at. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this outrageous Minecraft adventure!

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PonyCraft Minecraft Server

playful banter, playful insults, funny, Minecraft, humor

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the horses are the real MVPs! Forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, the real fun here is getting your face licked and nibbled on by our friendly horse-faced pony soldiers.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride into battle on the back of a horse with a face only a mother could love. Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

So saddle up and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who needs diamonds when you can have a horse-faced pony soldier as your trusty steed? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Hair Wars: Date or Hate?

compatibility, beauty standards, social expectations, DATING, attractiveness

Are you tired of competing with your date’s luscious locks? Leave those hair envy issues behind and join our Minecraft server where everyone is bald! That’s right, no more worrying about whose hair looks better because we’re all rocking that shiny cue ball look. Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft is single and ready to mingle. Who needs hair when you’ve got diamonds, am I right? Join us and let your inner bald beauty shine!

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Equiscraft

horse breeds, #youtube, Claiming, ip address, Equiscraft

Equiscraft 4.0 is a 1.20.X Minecraft equestrian server currently in development which focuses on creating the most realistic equestrian experience possible in Minecraft featuring:

– 150+ horse breeds with custom statistic sets– Custom 3D horse model– Custom 3D texture pack– Custom survival terrain– Grooming GUI to clean your horses– Registering your horse– Claiming your horse– Unique horse statistics– Horse training– Horse poop– Achievements

How do I join?As of 25/03/2024 our IP address will be play.equiscraft.com! Join us like you would any other minecraft server, but make sure you have optifine installed for the full Equiscraft experience!

Discord invitehttps://discord.gg/gcrn6D2xTG

Youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4aa6n7s3GGwE4jTRHGY3Rw

Instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/equiscraft.mc/?hl=en

Websitehttps://www.equiscraft.com/

play.equiscraft.com

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CraftyCreeperConspiracy: Uncovering P*dogate with Explosive Fun!

Lobster, SMOKING GUN, #youtube, explosive, La

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where rocks are as hard as diamonds and lobsters are secretly grooming themselves because they don’t know any better.

Located by the beach, you can choose to build your virtual empire in the financial districts of LA or NYC or even on the banks of the Potomac River. But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart – this band of misfits knows some seriously wild stuff that will blow your mind!

And if you’re still not convinced, just think about all the other examples of predictive programming you’ll encounter on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Baby-Faced Miners

grooming standards, grooming styles, babyfaced, well groomed, cultural norms

Are you tired of running around in Minecraft looking like a scruffy caveman? Join our server and transform into a dapper, clean-shaven gentleman! Our virtual barbers will give you the sharpest pixelated haircut you’ve ever seen. Say goodbye to unruly beards and hello to sophistication!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of stylish players who hold exclusive fashion shows in the Nether. Strut your stuff on the catwalk and show off your trendy blocky creations to impress the fashion-forward Endermen.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and become the most well-groomed player in the game? Say goodbye to dirt beards and hello to virtual elegance!

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Crafty Jews & Christian Groomers – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Christian Europe, Women, Christ’s message, power, Poors

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can uncover the truth behind the secret Jewish plot to control the world! Join us as we dig deep into the conspiracy theories that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about history.

Explore our virtual world and discover hidden clues that reveal the true origins of Christianity and its connection to the Jewish agenda. Build your own secret underground bunker to protect yourself from the brainwashing tactics of the elite bankers who are pulling the strings behind the scenes.

Join forces with other players to uncover ancient artifacts that will unlock the secrets of the past and help you overthrow the oppressive regime of the Jewish overlords. Fight against hordes of mind-controlled zombies who are under the command of the sinister Jewish leaders, and reclaim your freedom in this epic battle for truth and justice.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience! Uncover the lies, expose the truth, and fight for your right to freedom in a world where nothing is as it seems.

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CraftyMania: Where we turn pixels into perfection & answer life’s burning questions like ‘How do I become a truly beautiful man?’

man, healthy lifestyle, pixels, Turn, self-care

Are you tired of looking like a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to become the most beautiful man in the blocky world? Look no further, because our server has the secret to unlocking your inner beauty! Join us and you’ll be transformed into a pixelated Adonis in no time.

Our server is like a magical beauty salon for your Minecraft character. We have potions that will give you flawless skin, enchanted armor that will make you sparkle like a diamond, and cosmetic items that will make you the envy of all the other players. Say goodbye to looking like a basic Steve and hello to being a stunning Minecraft model.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most handsome players in the game. Join our community and you’ll be surrounded by gorgeous avatars who will inspire you to reach new levels of beauty. You’ll be strutting your stuff on the virtual catwalk in no time!

So if you’re ready to become the most beautiful man in Minecraft, join our server today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Who needs diamonds when you can shine brighter than the sun?

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Blocky Toes

Sexy, indulgence, pedicure, Grooming, milk

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we milk ourselves to some sexy toes! That’s right, we’ve got toe-tastic adventures waiting for you at every turn.

Our server is home to the most outrageous and hilarious players you’ll ever meet. From toe-licking competitions to toe-painting parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the epic toe-themed builds you can create – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground toe dungeon where you can battle toe monsters and collect rare toe treasures. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even try your luck at the Toe Olympics, where only the strongest toe warriors survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our toe-tally awesome Minecraft server and let the toe-milking madness begin!

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Crafty Coiffure Crew

CREW, Grooming, barber shop, Style, Beard

Welcome to the most hair-raising Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us and experience the wildest adventures with our Hair Bros, a group of Minecraft players who are known for their luscious locks and epic battles.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Hair Bros once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but their flowing manes. That’s right, their hair was so powerful that it repelled the explosive creatures and saved the day.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find hidden hair salons where you can customize your character’s hairstyle with the most outrageous options imaginable. From rainbow-colored locks to giant afros, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hair-raising adventure and show off your fabulous mane to the world. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next legendary Hair Bro!

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